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The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

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Last night, I fought a bar full of people with words and I had a spectacularly victory.

Granted, they were rednecks, but still. :)
 
Jennifer said:
Last night, I fought a bar full of people with words and I had a spectacularly victory.

Granted, they were rednecks, but still. :)
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I need you to type out how the conversation went, please. I gotta hear (read) this.
 
Garnate said:
I need you to type out how the conversation went, please. I gotta hear (read) this.
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Ok! So I went to the bar where my husband hangs out/lives to talk to him about what we are going to do with our house. Now, I had stopped in on a whim and I didn't think about football being on. He was less than thrilled to see me. I sat down at the bar between him and the owner. The bar is packed with his friends and I can't even imagine what lies he has told them about me. Anyway, he tries to be sneaky and take out his cell phone and tries to record our conversation. Because I have eyes, I see him and tell him that "according to Pa wire tap law it is unlawful for you to record our conversation". This confuses and angers him. We have our convo and as I am getting ready to leave he wants to show me pics of our kids he put on FB.
Me: "Did you know that you have me blocked from your FB?"
Him: Snorts. "of course, I do-I don't want you to know what I am doing."
This really pisses me off.
Me: "Is this because I am a total cunt?"
Him: "Don't say that word."
Me: "Ohhh, its ok for you to treat me like a cunt but I am not allowed to call myself a cunt. That makes sense" (roll my eyes)
Bar Owner: "Hey!! You are in Tom's house now!"
Me: "EXCUSE ME??" Now everyone is watching this play out. "Do you really think that I didn't know that he lives here, for fuck's sake!" I grab my things to leave. As I am walking out the door, this nasty bitch that he is friends with yells: "TEAM TOM!!!" (now, a million things run quickly through my mind such as Team Edward vs. Team Jacob and WTF did that bitch just say???) I spin around in the door.

Everyone has turned to look at me.
Me-yelling: "Team Tom? Are you fucking kidding me?? This is Tom's house, RIGHT??? "Well thanks to this place, and all of you, Tom is being divorced and Tom no longer lives in a real fucking house-he lives in a shitty 2 bedroom apartment. GO TEAM TOM!"
And I left without tripping or anything. Woot woot.
 
Jennifer said:
Ok! So I went to the bar where my husband hangs out/lives to talk to him about what we are going to do with our house. Now, I had stopped in on a whim and I didn't think about football being on. He was less than thrilled to see me. I sat down at the bar between him and the owner. The bar is packed with his friends and I can't even imagine what lies he has told them about me. Anyway, he tries to be sneaky and take out his cell phone and tries to record our conversation. Because I have eyes, I see him and tell him that "according to Pa wire tap law it is unlawful for you to record our conversation". This confuses and angers him. We have our convo and as I am getting ready to leave he wants to show me pics of our kids he put on FB.
Me: "Did you know that you have me blocked from your FB?"
Him: Snorts. "of course, I do-I don't want you to know what I am doing."
This really pisses me off.
Me: "Is this because I am a total cunt?"
Him: "Don't say that word."
Me: "Ohhh, its ok for you to treat me like a cunt but I am not allowed to call myself a cunt. That makes sense" (roll my eyes)
Bar Owner: "Hey!! You are in Tom's house now!"
Me: "EXCUSE ME??" Now everyone is watching this play out. "Do you really think that I didn't know that he lives here, for fuck's sake!" I grab my things to leave. As I am walking out the door, this nasty bitch that he is friends with yells: "TEAM TOM!!!" (now, a million things run quickly through my mind such as Team Edward vs. Team Jacob and WTF did that bitch just say???) I spin around in the door.

Everyone has turned to look at me.
Me-yelling: "Team Tom? Are you fucking kidding me?? This is Tom's house, RIGHT??? "Well thanks to this place, and all of you, Tom is being divorced and Tom no longer lives in a real fucking house-he lives in a shitty 2 bedroom apartment. GO TEAM TOM!"
And I left without tripping or anything. Woot woot.
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I don't know you but I :heart: you a little bit at the moment.
 
rimmy said:
I was on 32mg per day after my surgery. Didn't get a single buzz from it but it does work great on pain.
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I didn't know they gave that after sex changes-I would have guessed an anti-inflammatory"

I :heart: you, too. Regardless of your gender. ;)
 
my demented imbecile of a mother is now ranting that she's going to sue the nhs, because they gave her legs of equal length and she's used to having one longer.
 
Another Team Cunt groupie here. Hope Tom walks over an extremely sharp cattle grid wearing a very heavy hat (copyright Blackadder, I think).
 
dolf said:
my demented imbecile of a mother is now ranting that she's going to sue the nhs, because they gave her legs of equal length and she's used to having one longer.
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It should be illegal to sue the NHS. Every time someone tries they should be sent a letter saying, essentially, 'Yeah, yeah, sorry shit happened to you but WE SAVE MILLIONS OF LIVES A YEAR and it's FREE at point of delivery. So, you know, we're the good guys.' Either that or like Oxfam, point out what the money you are asking for could pay for:

'Your £25,000 compensation payout could pay for a full time maternity nurse for a year, or a week on intensive care for a child with cancer, or...'

Shame those ambulance chasing fuckers.

Oh, and sorry about your mother, Dolf. Sorry she now has perfect, free legs.
 
dolf said:
my demented imbecile of a mother is now ranting that she's going to sue the nhs, because they gave her legs of equal length and she's used to having one longer.
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Would she wear one stacked shoe instead?
 
This outburst has nothing to do with anyone on this page-

You , Mr. troll are a rotter.

You have made yourself into something below consideration.


You do not deserve the elevated insult of cunt.

You are rotten, your mind is rotting.

What you did is rotten. Rotter, you.
 
DesEsseintes said:
It should be illegal to sue the NHS. Every time someone tries they should be sent a letter saying, essentially, 'Yeah, yeah, sorry shit happened to you but WE SAVE MILLIONS OF LIVES A YEAR and it's FREE at point of delivery. So, you know, we're the good guys.' Either that or like Oxfam, point out what the money you are asking for could pay for:

'Your £25,000 compensation payout could pay for a full time maternity nurse for a year, or a week on intensive care for a child with cancer, or...'

Shame those ambulance chasing fuckers.

Oh, and sorry about your mother, Dolf. Sorry she now has perfect, free legs.
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no, it has its place. babies left disabled by gross neglect, they need the money for proper care, the hospital only fixes the issues if it costs them. sometimes. but not this bloody time.

i'm sorry about my mother too. I've been sorry about her for as long as I can remember.
 
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