The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[pete]

Thank you. I'll try. I'm pretty stiff this morning.

heh, me too

aaaaaanyway, hope your back & hams are feeling better today, buddy.
straight-leg deads are awesome but i gotta warm up a lot before i start moving up in weight.
do you use dumbblells or bar?

 

[gardenia19]

I hate the bus.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

OMG WTF
http://eeoccase.blogspot.jp/

Yoiks. A little hard to read because of the paragraph structuring, but that is super fucked up.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dilaudid helped me sleep today. I needed it.

Home and ready to sleep again. Just a little longer to go..

Today aside, a good weekend.

Be careful, Ms. Fuck. Dilaudid is hardcore.

 

[NHKitty]

heh, me too

aaaaaanyway, hope your back & hams are feeling better today, buddy.
straight-leg deads are awesome but i gotta warm up a lot before i start moving up in weight.
do you use dumbblells or bar?

Good morning to you too!!

You know when I posted that I *knew* that was the response I'd get!

I wasn't doing RDLs just regular deads, but I was using the bar...which I haven't done in ages (I haven't had access, so I've used DBs)...my head thinks I should still be able to pull a single at 325, but my body didn't like 10 at 95!! Lol!!

 

[DesEsseintes]

People who say real life is better than Lit haven't met my real life.

I'd rather be chain mail fisted by Eyer while BS wanks into my ear than sit through another family gathering. And yet my calendar tells me it's Christmas, and that the odds are I am going to have to pretend to be interested in someone else's fucking problems for even more days at a time.

 

[Laurel]

Yoiks. A little hard to read because of the paragraph structuring, but that is super fucked up.

Yeah, and it gets weirder the further into it you get. I had to stop at the point where she claims that in elementary school her "Asian" teacher was stealing her school lunch.

But the main premise - that the USPTO sent "Asian" gangsters to behead her to prevent her from speaking "the truth" - that's just like, wow.

Top that, Lit conspiracists.

 

[Laurel]

Actually, don't.

Please.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Yeah, and it gets weirder the further into it you get. I had to stop at the point where she claims that in elementary school her "Asian" teacher was stealing her school lunch.

But the main premise - that the USPTO sent "Asian" gangsters to behead her to prevent her from speaking "the truth" - that's just like, wow.

Top that, Lit conspiracists.

Oh God. Way to wave the red flag, madam.

I give it 20 minutes before we get a Lizards/Royal Family/New World Order thread.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/03d05ed8fe5d9133ad8ec02041daf809/tumblr_n2rpvsh56U1r7xatro1_500.png

 

[JohnnySavage]

That Kate Middleton is a good-looking woman.

 

[pete]

People who say real life is better than Lit haven't met my real life.

I'd rather be chain mail fisted by Eyer while BS wanks into my ear than sit through another family gathering. And yet my calendar tells me it's Christmas, and that the odds are I am going to have to pretend to be interested in someone else's fucking problems for even more days at a time.

i found its helpful to use my kids as a buffer at annoying family stints.
as soon as someone starts in with a soul-wringing story filled with sighs i can jump out at any moment with a mere "i better check on my son" and no one thinks twice.

 

[Laurel]

People who say real life is better than Lit haven't met my real life.

I'd rather be chain mail fisted by Eyer while BS wanks into my ear than sit through another family gathering. And yet my calendar tells me it's Christmas, and that the odds are I am going to have to pretend to be interested in someone else's fucking problems for even more days at a time.

Then don't go. Or find a way to stop in, say hi, and leave.

Just because they're family doesn't mean you have to endure misery on their behalf.

You don't get plus-points in life for knowingly suffering. You just get lost time. And life is short.

 

[pete]

I wasn't doing RDLs just regular deads, but I was using the bar...which I haven't done in ages (I haven't had access, so I've used DBs)...my head thinks I should still be able to pull a single at 325, but my body didn't like 10 at 95!! Lol!!

huh, go figure.

best thing i ever did was to get an olympic bar at my house.
gym membership? who needs it?

 

[NHKitty]

best thing i ever did was to get an olympic bar at my house.
gym membership? who needs it?

Exactly! I was so happy that Grumpy had bought the new set!! I went in too excited and didn't really warm up properly...rookie mistakes.
I'm super happy he has the Oly bar now though, he did great with it!!

 

[RobDownSouth]

huh, go figure.

best thing i ever did was to get an olympic bar at my house.
gym membership? who needs it?

Me. Gym is three blocks away from my house.
Walking over there is a good warmup.

PR on dumbbell flyes yesterday. Life is good.

Bench press still sucks post-surgery.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Then don't go. Or find a way to stop in, say hi, and leave.

Just because they're family doesn't mean you have to endure misery on their behalf.

You don't get plus-points in life for knowingly suffering. You just get lost time. And life is short.

This.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Then don't go. Or find a way to stop in, say hi, and leave.

Just because they're family doesn't mean you have to endure misery on their behalf.

You don't get plus-points in life for knowingly suffering. You just get lost time. And life is short.

The Literotica General Board is a rather sad place in December.
There seems to be an undercurrent of family drama with a lot of posters here.

The well-intentioned "Christmas Memories" thread from Friday was a profound downer: I hadn't realized so many folks here were raised in dysfunctional families.

God bless us everyone!

 

[unregistered]

 

[JohnnySavage]

Every morning I watch the little snot blowers walk down the street, headed for school to learn something. They all have back-packs that are bigger than they are. What do you suppose they have in those things? School is only a few hours, not three months.

 

[Wings]

My oldest's backpack weighs more than she does. Books, binders, shoes, an umbrella, 768 hair ties, and whatever she's bringing to snack on.

 

[SexyWench]

I see the same thing on a daily basis
some parents have to carry the backpacks for their lil ones

They carry lunch, change of clothes (just in case of accidents)
textbooks, binders

 

[MonaLittle]

My oldest's backpack weighs more than she does. Books, binders, shoes, an umbrella, 768 hair ties, and whatever she's bringing to snack on.

Poor little thing. It can't be easy on their backs.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/9734059e00eee7af52b2eae823f3b859/tumblr_nb7jmnKwm81tfq2edo1_500.gif

 

[Wings]

Poor little thing. It can't be easy on their backs.

Well, she just passed 5'10 so I'm sure it has to be hurting her back, the growing pains are intense.