The Isolated Blurt Thread X: Dolf and Fata Are Lovely Cunts

[ryan8558]

I hid five hundred in an envelope and can't remember where.

Don't worry, your kids will find it after you're gone.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Hard to tell if he came at all.

I'm ready to wear a medal and parade around town, waving to all the little people.

And nothing else, right? Canky would be so thrilled.

Oh, and for future reference - when he comes, one end of his monobrow goes slightly sweaty for a moment. Don't ask me how I know.

 

[Riles]

I need a festive AV but my tired brain isn't coming up with anything original.

 

[Killswitch]

a cessna go down ?

Embraer business jet.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I need a festive AV but my tired brain isn't coming up with anything original.

Christmas stocking?

Deeply unoriginal, but it would make a lot of people very happy.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

God I wish this drum set would sell.

Only one way to be sure.

http://jugnut.com/thumbs/1/tumblr_mkyyb7vKAX1qbn0f7o1_500-thumb.jpg

 

[DesEsseintes]

trust me, brother - these boards, and the world at large, are best served by the words of a more successful architect than i: "Less is more"

i'll leave the selfies to you and the rest of the prettyfolk

Such modesty from the owner of 'Best Arms On Lit' (TM Rainshine and JtohisPB)...

 

[1HF]

And nothing else, right? Canky would be so thrilled.

Oh, and for future reference - when he comes, one end of his monobrow goes slightly sweaty for a moment. Don't ask me how I know.

Thrilled or angry. He seems a bit testy lately.

Heh, testy. Testes. I'm easily amused today.

I really didn't need that tidbit of information.

 

[Wings]

Only one way to be sure.

http://jugnut.com/thumbs/1/tumblr_mkyyb7vKAX1qbn0f7o1_500-thumb.jpg

That's how I normally play them!

 

[pete]

I need a festive AV but my tired brain isn't coming up with anything original.

i gave aquagal all my best holiday av ideas , sorry.

how about you take a sharpie and draw Rudolf on your left bewb, with his nose strategically placed?

 

[MonaLittle]

Surely you can come up with another for Riles? C'mon, let's see Whatchyagot.

 

[pete]

Surely you can come up with another for Riles? C'mon, let's see Whatchyagot.

um....

sleigh bell pasties?

candy cane colored vibe?

 

[bluebell]

I baked this morning.

 

[Disgustipated]

I hid five hundred in an envelope and can't remember where.

Where was the last place you had it?

 

[TwinkleStars]

I baked this morning.

I love you.


I can never ever ever ever trust my dad around chocolate chip cookies. He IS the cookie monster.

 

[eyer]

A self-proclaimed billionaire lawn jockey whining about 5 Cs...

...priceless.

 

[Not Normal]

That's how I normally play them!

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[bluebell]

I love you.


I can never ever ever ever trust my dad around chocolate chip cookies. He IS the cookie monster.

Ta, dearest.

They're so...PORTABLE!
And way easy to shove in your mouth.

 

[NHKitty]

Mmmmmm cookies...

 

[Wings]

Pics or it didn't happen

I will search my computer, I know there are some topless drum playing ones on there.

 

[MonaLittle]

um....

sleigh bell pasties?

candy cane colored vibe?

All great ideas! I'm partial to the pasties.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Ta, dearest.

They're so...PORTABLE!
And way easy to shove in your mouth.

But the cookies were for me!!! My dad is The Original Cookie Monster. Guard your baked goods well.

 

[pete]

All great ideas! I'm partial to the pasties.

feel free to put any of them to use, my friend.

 

[Wings]

Hey I just got voted best voice.


Hey, that super sucks because now it means I'm also voted in to voice the new training videos. Those motherfuckers.

 

[bluebell]

But the cookies were for me!!! My dad is The Original Cookie Monster. Guard your baked goods well.

Yes, miss!

I will search my computer, I know there are some topless drum playing ones on there.

Um. AWESOME.