Masturbation with Garnate

[1HF]

If you're looking for hot phone sexing, look no further.

You too could have a conversation filled with failed masturbation, 1HF being a maneater, 19 foot tall amazonian women with a crotch 10 feet above your head, and fantasies about getting dragged out of the house.

As some posters like to say..

I'll be in my bunk.

 

[PayDay]

If you're looking for hot phone sexing, look no further.

You too could have a conversation filled with failed masturbation, 1HF being a maneater, 19 foot tall amazonian women with a crotch 10 feet above your head, and fantasies about getting dragged out of the house.

As some posters like to say..

I'll be in my bunk.

Language of love---^

 

[Garnate]

Mmmmm and oranges......excuse me, I need to literally masturbate myself into a coma for the second time today.

 

[PayDay]

Pervy thread done correctly is makes

 

[1HF]

Language of love---^

She makes my lady parts tingle

Mmmmm and oranges......excuse me, I need to literally masturbate myself into a coma for the second time today.

Fuckin A. I forgot about the oranges.

Don't do it until you're ready for bed. You never know when sleep will sneak up on you.

 

[cjh]

pay per view?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

this thread is missing midgets and yodeling bro!

Stew

 

[PayDay]

She makes my lady parts tingle


Fuckin A. I forgot about the oranges.

Don't do it until you're ready for bed. You never know when sleep will sneak up on you.

...I have oranges....

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Grapefruit are on sale this week.


Just sayin' . . . .

 

[DesEsseintes]

Garnate? GARNATE?

Little help?

 

[parodyluvr75]

If you're looking for hot phone sexing, look no further.

You too could have a conversation filled with failed masturbation, 1HF being a maneater, 19 foot tall amazonian women with a crotch 10 feet above your head, and fantasies about getting dragged out of the house.

As some posters like to say..

I'll be in my bunk.

I saw a movie about you. You picked up tiny men and tossed them around.

You're my hero.

 

[PayDay]

Garnate? GARNATE?

Little help?

Hell of a way to go...

 

[1HF]

pay per view?

We really should start recording it.

this thread is missing midgets and yodeling bro!

Stew

That was our last phone sex conversation... I can't believe she told you.

...I have oranges....

You are well on your way to a sexy pelvis then.

 

[1HF]

Grapefruit are on sale this week.


Just sayin' . . . .

TOO FAR! You crossed a line If we get to grapefruit size someone is taking a fist in the ass.

I saw a movie about you. You picked up tiny men and tossed them around.

You're my hero.

Tiny men make my inner cannibal come out.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Hell of a way to go...

Don't see the a peel, myself. Or were you taking the pith?

Orange you glad I started punning?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

TOO FAR! You crossed a line If we get to grapefruit size someone is taking a fist in the ass.

http://2nerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Sexually-Oblivious-Female-meme-15.png

 

[spacekowboy]

Masturbating with an orange? Kinky.

 

[PayDay]

Don't see the a peel, myself. Or were you taking the pith?

Orange you glad I started punning?

Wakka, wakka, wakka

 

[PayDay]

Masturbating with an orange? Kinky.

...that's not what they are for...

 

[PayDay]

Tiny men make my inner cannibal come out.

Cannibal joked the cannibal, epic pro.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Masturbating with an orange? Kinky.

Fresh squeezed orange juice:

http://s14.motherlessmedia.com/dev200/0/542/671/0542671021.jpg

 

[Garnate]

Bob I'll fucking kill you for that one.

 

[rimmy]

TOO FAR! You crossed a line If we get to grapefruit size someone is taking a fist in the ass.

You rang? /Lerch

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'd use a pineapple on Rimmy.