Hey ladies, may I present myself, Rod, here for your pleasure and "amusement"

[FuckRod_SexGod]

Hey ladies, may I present myself, Rod, here for your pleasure and "amusement"

I'm new to lit and new to ampics but the ladies here are gorgeous and nice and I want to throw my hat in the ring. I hope you like what you see and cum back for more.

 

[FuckRod_SexGod]

Oops. I'm an idiot and forgot to post pics. Let's blame it on me being new will you please.

Women seem to like my hands and sexy fingers. I often catch them looking at them instead of making eye contact back with me. I hope you like them as well.

-Rod.

 

[_Lorelei_]

Hey, you started a thread after all. Good luck, have fun

 

[FuckRod_SexGod]

Wow. I check back and don't see any interest. That's a little disappointing. I guess I'm just not everyone's cup of tea.

Thanks Lorie for the encouragement and I'm glad that you find me sexy. I'd love yo have sex with you as well.

I guess I'll keep trying, at least for a bit. Since I'm putting my proverbial toe in the water I thought I'd pose with my actual toe in the water.

I've found that taking toe in the water pics is actually quite difficult. Cold water is very shocking to the system and scalding water burns the skin. I found after a few attempts that tepid water works best.

I hope you enjoy and want to comment. I love feedback.

 

[FuckRod_SexGod]

Oops. Here is the pic.

 

[TheTemptresss]

Hello - are you a Hobbit? Only you have hairy toes ...

Would like to see more - I do like a hairy man. And some focus would be nice.

 

[FuckRod_SexGod]

Hello - are you a Hobbit? Only you have hairy toes ...

Would like to see more - I do like a hairy man. And some focus would be nice.

I'm glad you like what you see. I am not a Hobbit but I can be Lord over your Rings.

Focus on what? A certain body part or yours? Or of mine? I like to please.

 

[FuckRod_SexGod]

I like to please and be pleased. Thanks for the suggestion and I tried to focus on another area with some hair since you like that. I've been told it's sexy.

I hope there's more interest in me. This is making me feel better about me.

 

[FuckRod_SexGod]

Any other ladies besides Lora Leigh and tempest interested in seeing my pictures? Maybe sunday is just a slow day. Or maybe it's just me?

 

[FuckRod_SexGod]

I just noticed my first picture has 58 views and 2 comments. I don't know how to take that but I would assume the statistics would show 56 women find me uninteresting. I'm no math expert but I don't think those are good odds.

Maybe I should try some recordings or writing.

 

[talikat]

Any other ladies besides Lora Leigh and tempest interested in seeing my pictures? Maybe sunday is just a slow day. Or maybe it's just me?

The weekends are slower than the weekdays and male threads typically get fewer comments.

Welcome to Lit!

 

[Fierywhore]

Any other ladies besides Lora Leigh and tempest interested in seeing my pictures? Maybe sunday is just a slow day. Or maybe it's just me?

Hey welcome to Lit, nice start, give it some time, some days are just full of lurkers, certain you will have a great stay

 

[Aconitum19]

One lady here enjoying your pics

 

[FuckRod_SexGod]

The weekends are slower than the weekdays and male threads typically get fewer comments.

Welcome to Lit!

I've seen lots of male threads with pages of comments, but I appreciate the kind words.

Which pic was your favorite? I'll try to take more like it.

Hey welcome to Lit, nice start, give it some time, some days are just full of lurkers, certain you will have a great stay

I hope the lurkers like what they see and keep coming back for more. I also hope they find me attractive like you do. Thanks, I will try to keep it up for you.

One lady here enjoying your pics

One is slightly better than none. I aim to please lots of women. Well please them with my pics, not sexually. But I would like to eventually please them sexually too.

 

[babyjane20011]

I just noticed my first picture has 58 views and 2 comments. I don't know how to take that but I would assume the statistics would show 56 women find me uninteresting. I'm no math expert but I don't think those are good odds.

Maybe I should try some recordings or writing.

try being a man not a "player".

Nancy

 

[FuckRod_SexGod]

try being a man not a "player".

Nancy

I don't think I could ever be a player. I'm trying to be a man.

Any advice would be welcomed.

Thanks for liking my pictures.

 

[talikat]

I've seen lots of male threads with pages of comments, but I appreciate the kind words.

Which pic was your favorite? I'll try to take more like it.

Well you just started, give it time to take off.

I like the stomach photo. Chests with open dress shirts are always good. You don't have to show your face but facial stubble is nice. The ladies here like suits too.

 

[Stackeydreams]

Welcome to ampics!

Pay no mind to views and statistics. Just have fun!!

Love the mysterious hand/fingers shot in the shadows. that came out cool. I'm sure you can work wonders on a hot, horny pussy with those fingers

You made me giggle with your toe dipping explanation

Post your pics with confidence. Post your accompanying comments with confidence. None of us here are perfect (except maybe Lorelei ) we all have parts we don't like, we all like to be appreciated. Stay positive my friend. Stay fun!

How about some arm/shoulder pics?

So what things turn you on Mr Fuck rod?

 

[ydahecnot]

Answering the question of what handle sounds most like the title of a Mike Myers movie.

 

[FuckRod_SexGod]

Well you just started, give it time to take off.

I like the stomach photo. Chests with open dress shirts are always good. You don't have to show your face but facial stubble is nice. The ladies here like suits too.

Thanks for the love. I'm trying to be patient. And thanks for the ideas. I'll work on them.

I'm glad you find me sexy.

Welcome to ampics!
Pay no mind to views and statistics. Just have fun!!

Love the mysterious hand/fingers shot in the shadows. that came out cool. I'm sure you can work wonders on a hot, horny pussy with those fingers
You made me giggle with your toe dipping explanation

Post your pics with confidence. Post your accompanying comments with confidence. None of us here are perfect (except maybe Lorelei ) we all have parts we don't like, we all like to be appreciated. Stay positive my friend. Stay fun!

How about some arm/shoulder pics?

So what things turn you on Mr Fuck rod?

I wasn't trying to be funny but I'm glad I made you laugh. My fingers are magic. I wish they were in more pussies.

My turn on is ladies like you posting here. And I also like female attention in any for. Even if it's just to say things like "have a nice day" or "bless you" or "can I take your order"

Stick around. I'll fill your requests sexy Stacy dreams.

Answering the question of what handle sounds most like the title of a Mike Myers movie.

I don't know what this means but thank you for stopping by me thread. If you want to pm me an explanation you can. I love your avatar. I love miss sunshine. I bet you are a cute and sexy girl. Please stay.

 

[FuckRod_SexGod]

A picture of my chest hair as suggested by the lovely lady above.

 

[FuckRod_SexGod]

And I got this idea because of Inspirationious. So many ladies say that they like his ass. I hope they geniuinely like mine too. here's a peak.

 

[Lovely2222]

I love you wit and humor. Intelligence is very sexy.. And your pics are too!

 

[FuckRod_SexGod]

I was talking to pervy sage and he suggested that women cum to more than just sexy pictures like the ones I've posted. He said I should add other stuff. I'm not a musician and I don't have a sexy voice, but I read some of his words and wanted to try a poem. I think him for the encouragement and hope you slept like it.

What you do to me (an ode to the ladies of lit)
Your lips.
Soft and wet make me want to forget.
That I shouldn't be kissing you. Cause I'll only be missing you.
More and more and more.
You have lips like the whorenextdoor.
And those eyes like sleepingbeauty
With a touch of Lorelei's booty.
I want to rip you apart at the seams
like you were sexy tights on stackeydreams.
Sneak up behind you and cup your breast,
like I'm patting you down cause you're under arrest.
I want to fill up your dreams at night.
Make you love me like talikat loves black and white.
I hope my words tickle your ear.
And your fancy, your clit and your sexy ass rear.
Your panties should mostly be wet.
Cause this poem's almost over but I don't wanna forget:
Sassyshedevil, temptress, fierywhore.
Aconitum and baby Jane I hope you need to see more.
Lovely2222 chinakat and the rest.
Even hotlitprof with your big bouncing chest.
If I left you out it was not on purpose.
I hope you cut me some slack I'm just new and I'm nervous.

Thank you all for the inspiration. This is fun.


-Rod

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I was talking to pervy sage and he suggested that women cum to more than just sexy pictures like the ones I've posted. He said I should add other stuff. I'm not a musician and I don't have a sexy voice, but I read some of his words and wanted to try a poem. I think him for the encouragement and hope you slept like it.

What you do to me (an ode to the ladies of lit)
Your lips.
Soft and wet make me want to forget.
That I shouldn't be kissing you. Cause I'll only be missing you.
More and more and more.
You have lips like the whorenextdoor.
And those eyes like sleepingbeauty
With a touch of Lorelei's booty.
I want to rip you apart at the seams
like you were sexy tights on stackeydreams.
Sneak up behind you and cup your breast,
like I'm patting you down cause you're under arrest.
I want to fill up your dreams at night.
Make you love me like talikat loves black and white.
I hope my words tickle your ear.
And your fancy, your clit and your sexy ass rear.
Your panties should mostly be wet.
Cause this poem's almost over but I don't wanna forget:
Sassyshedevil, temptress, fierywhore.
Aconitum and baby Jane I hope you need to see more.
Lovely2222 chinakat and the rest.
Even hotlitprof with your big bouncing chest.
If I left you out it was not on purpose.
I hope you cut me some slack I'm just new and I'm nervous.

Thank you all for the inspiration. This is fun.


-Rod

Clever and funny. Lol. Good one!