Finally. The truth about Ishmael revealed

[rimmy]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/c13d38746ced4d189fd1f4cbb8a976b6/tumblr_mye5ulhZKd1r7d19zo1_500.gif

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I fucked up. Hold on a sec willya

I guess we'll have to take your word for it.

Nice edit....

 

[rimmy]

I guess we'll have to take your word for it.

Nice edit....

fixed.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

fixed.

I'm sure he'll be flattered that he has that effect on you.

 

[Magnetron]

The truth about Ishmael comes at 3am
You wake up fucked up and you grab a pen
And you say to yourself
I'm gonna figure it out, I'm gonna crack that code
Gonna break it break it down
I'm tired of all these questions
And, now it's just annoying
Cause, no one has the answer
So I guess it's up to me
To find the truth about Ishmael
As it comes, and it goes
A strange fascination with his lips and toes
Morning breath, bedroom eyes on a smiling face
Sheet marks rug burn, and a sugar glaze
The shock and the awe that can eat you raw
If the truth about Ishmael

I think it just may be perfect
You're the person of my dreams
I never ever ever ever been this happy
But now something has changed
And The Truth About Ishmael is it's all a lie
I thought you were the one, and I hate goodbyes

Oh, you want the truth?

The truth about Ishmael is it's nasty and salty
It's the regret in the morning, it's the smelling of armpits
It's wings, and songs
And trees, and birds
It's all the poetry that you ever heard
Terror coup d'etat, life line forget-me-nots
It's the hunt and the kill
The schemes and the plots
The truth about Ishmael is it's blood, and it's guts
Purebreds and mutts
Sandwiches without the crust
It takes your breath, cause it leaves a scar
But those untouched never got never got very far
It's rage and it's hate
And a sick twist of fate
And that's the truth about Ishmael
The truth about Ishmael

I think it just may be perfect
You're the person of my dreams
I never ever ever ever been this happy
But now something has changed
And The Truth About Ishmael is it's all a lie
I thought you were the one, and I hate goodbyes

Oh you can lose your breath and
Oh, you can shoot a gun and
Convince you're the only one that's ever felt this way before
It hurts inside the hurt within and
It folds together pocket thin and
It's whispered by the angels' lips and
It can turn you into a son of a bitch man

The truth, the truth, the truth about Ishmael is
Truth, the truth, the truth about Ishmael is
Truth, the truth, the truth about Ishmael is
Truth, the truth, the truth about Ishmael is
Truth, the truth, the truth about Ishmael is
Truth, the truth, the truth about Ishmael is
Truth, the truth, the truth about Ishmael is
Truth, the truth, the truth about Ishmael is
Truth, the truth, the truth about Ishmael is
Truth, the truth, the truth about Ishmael is
Truth, the truth, the truth about Ishmael is
Truth, the truth, the truth about Ishmael is
Truth, the truth, the truth about Ishmael is
Truth, the truth, the truth about Ishmael is
Truth about Ishmael

 

[neci]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/c13d38746ced4d189fd1f4cbb8a976b6/tumblr_mye5ulhZKd1r7d19zo1_500.gif

does that guy have two left legs, or is someone fucking him from behind?

 

[Pookie]

does that guy have two left legs, or is someone fucking him from behind?

I think it's a reach around. I could be wrong though.

 

[neci]

I think it's a reach around. I could be wrong though.

it spurts of homoeroticism.

 

[yossi]

One of my favorite fantasies is blowing a guy while he's being fucked.

That's a nice gif.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

does that guy have two left legs, or is someone fucking him from behind?

he's a centaur bro!

Stew

 

[Sean]

You're forgetting the whole Ishtard is impotent problem.

 

[lovetoread]

One of my favorite fantasies is blowing a guy while he's being fucked.

That's a nice gif.

Mine too

 

[Pookie]

One of my favorite fantasies is blowing a guy while he's being fucked.

I'm gonna borrow that sometime, if you don't mind.

 

[rimmy]

You're forgetting the whole Ishtard is impotent problem.

In case you hadn't noticed, Ish is on the receiving end.

 

[neci]

You're forgetting the whole Ishtard is impotent problem.

how does that affect his facial?

 

[neci]

In case you hadn't noticed, Ish is on the receiving end.

jinx, you owe me a ball pic.

 

[yossi]

Mine too

*high five*

I'm gonna borrow that sometime, if you don't mind.

Not in the least. The more, the merrier! 'Tis the season.

 

[rimmy]

jinx, you owe me a ball pic.

Dammit woman, I'm running out of balls.

 

[neci]

Dammit woman, I'm running out of balls.

i'll let it slide.

 

[Pookie]

he's a centaur bro!

Stew

Doc Ock bro?

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

In case you hadn't noticed, Ish is on the receiving end.

Oh let's say he's gay, hurhur that's insulting har har... wouldn't be funny or interesting at all if we said "Ishmael got faceridden by a female he's so hilariously hetero a-hurhur"

I think we just established here that being gay is lesser. But then this is Ishmael so we shouldn't think about that. If Queersetti was the absolute shit for brains oxygen thief that Ishmael was, I doubt we'd be using this shit to vilify him.

I don't think you scored the impact you wanted to score.

Back in the day I found a million ways to parody that racist, sexist loser in ways that didn't also sideswipe gays or women, etc. and people laughed at those parodies, too. I did many terrible things to Ishmael. But I didn't call him gay.

Unfortunately now I have to take a bath in fire for defending Ishmael...

 

[Pookie]

Oh let's say he's gay, hurhur that's insulting har har... wouldn't be funny or interesting at all if we said "Ishmael got faceridden by a female he's so hilariously hetero a-hurhur"

I think we just established here that being gay is lesser. But then this is Ishmael so we shouldn't think about that. If Queersetti was the absolute shit for brains oxygen thief that Ishmael was, I doubt we'd be using this shit to vilify him.

I don't think you scored the impact you wanted to score.

Back in the day I found a million ways to parody that racist, sexist loser in ways that didn't also sideswipe gays or women, etc. and people laughed at those parodies, too. I did many terrible things to Ishmael. But I didn't call him gay.

Unfortunately now I have to take a bath in fire for defending Ishmael...

^^^^ Thinks nature is evil ^^^^

 

[neci]

:ent smash:

 

[Wings]

One of my favorite fantasies is blowing a guy while he's being fucked.

That's a nice gif.

Mine too

It's 100 times more fun in reality than fantasy.

 

[lovetoread]

It's 100 times more fun in reality than fantasy.

Lucky girl