The Sheep Pen (Wales, anyone?)

LittleJester77

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So how many do we have here from Wales? Whether you're a Gog or a taffy, drop yaselfs here, we can swap sheep shagging tips and Cawl recipes, or meet for a friendly little cock suck. You know, whatever. Blydi lyfli.
 
So how many do we have here from Wales? Whether you're a Gog or a taffy, drop yaselfs here, we can swap sheep shagging tips and Cawl recipes, or meet for a friendly little cock suck. You know, whatever. Blydi lyfli.

We have a lot of sheep fuckers here but I'm not sure they're all from Wales.
 
The War Song of Dinas Vawr

The mountain sheep are sweeter,
But the valley sheep are fatter;
We therefore deemed it meeter
To carry off the latter.
We made an expedition;
We met a host, and quelled it;
We forced a strong position,
And killed the men who held it.

On Dyfed's richest valley,
Where herds of kine were browsing,
We made a mighty sally,
To furnish our carousing.
Fierce warriors rushed to meet us;
We met them, and o'erthrew them:
They struggled hard to beat us;
But we conquered them, and slew them.

As we drove our prize at leisure,
The king marched forth to catch us:
His rage surpassed all measure,
But his people could not match us.
He fled to his hall-pillars;
And, ere our force we led off,
Some sacked his house and cellars,
While others cut his head off.

We there, in strife bewild'ring,
Spilt blood enough to swim in:
We orphaned many children,
And widowed many women.
The eagles and the ravens
We glutted with our foemen;
The heroes and the cravens,
The spearmen and the bowmen.

We brought away from battle,
And much their land bemoaned them,
Two thousand head of cattle,
And the head of him who owned them:
Ednyfed, king of Dyfed,
His head was borne before us;
His wine and beasts supplied our feasts,
And his overthrow, our chorus.

Thomas Love Peacock
 
I should hold my hand up as well.

I was born in Wales and I'll die here, but my most enjoyable years were spent elsewhere.
 
my great grandmother's from the rhonda valley but i'm london burbs. apparently butty's the welsh word for mate :D a mate. pal, friend, that kinda mate, mate. and since i was chipbutty before butters, i'm all confused now. alright mate? :D


annnnd, during the war my mum got evacuated to (i think) haverfordwest
 
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The Welshman's dishonest, he cheats when he can
And little and dark, more like monkey than man
He works underground with a lamp in his hat
And sings far too loud, far to often and 'flaaat.'

Flanders & Swann.:D
 
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