What a dumb human.

[parodyluvr75]

You know birds are superior. We're smarter, prettier and tastier. You don't have feathers, you can't pick up things with your feet and you smell funny. Birds are better, get use to it.

 

[kbate]

Dear Birdy,

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, a day on which we Americans traditionally kill and eat millions of your kind. Please take care with calling humans stupid, we would miss your posts.

Best luck,

kb

 

[Equinoxe]

Birds: Dinosaurs
Humans: Not dinosaurs

QED

 

[Noor]

I can pick things up with my feet!

 

[thør]

You know birds are superior. We're smarter, prettier and tastier. You don't have feathers, you can't pick up things with your feet and you smell funny. Birds are better, get use to it.

I often pick up things with my feet.

 

[Skiddles2014]

I often shit on statues and cars.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Dear Birdy,

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, a day on which we Americans traditionally kill and eat millions of your kind. Please take care with calling humans stupid, we would miss your posts.

Best luck,

kb

Dear kb,

Thank you for your concern. I'm disguising myself as a human tomorrow and eating pumpkin pie. I'll follow your advice and keep my human mockery to myself. I won't be the only one, so humans should be aware that, that odd aunt or third cousin might well be their avian superior infiltrating their thanksgiving feast. We're watching you and reporting back to the collective. When we rise up and conquer humans, you'll be spared for your warning.

Luv,

Birdy

 

[parodyluvr75]

Birds: Dinosaurs
Humans: Not dinosaurs

QED

Birds: Smart
Humans: Not

QED

I can pick things up with my feet!

I often pick up things with my feet.

This may not save you.

I often shit on statues and cars.

We appreciate this, you'll be spared.

 

[Equinoxe]

Birds: Smart
Humans: Not

QED

Are you suggesting that not being a dinosaur could, should, or would be taken as superior to being a dinosaur?

Because that's just silly.

 

[thør]

This may not save you.

It saves bending over.

Also....

 

[parodyluvr75]

It saves bending over.

Also....

Okay, you'll be spared.

 

[The Greek]

You know birds are superior. We're smarter, prettier and tastier. You don't have feathers, you can't pick up things with your feet and you smell funny. Birds are better, get use to it.

Can I have dibs on your wishbone tomorrow?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Are you suggesting that not being a dinosaur could, should, or would be taken as superior to being a dinosaur?

Because that's just silly.

We were picked as the successor to the mighty dinosaur for a reason.

puts your car on my route.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Can I have dibs on your wishbone tomorrow?

When we take over the world, I'm coming to your house first.

 

[The Greek]

When we take over the world, I'm coming to your house first.

I will keep your bird feeder full in anticipation.

 

[Equinoxe]

We were picked as the successor to the mighty dinosaur for a reason.

puts your car on my route.

I think we've had a misunderstanding.

Birds are dinosaurs. Humans are not dinosaurs. Being a dinosaur is clearly and objectively better than not being dinosaur.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I think we've had a misunderstanding.

Birds are dinosaurs. Humans are not dinosaurs. Being a dinosaur is clearly and objectively better than not being dinosaur.

Ok, you are making sense, you'll be spared.

I will keep your bird feeder full in anticipation.

You'll not.

 

[PayDay]

All birds do is talk about swooping and whooshing.

Hey dumbass bird: "Do a barrel roll."

 

[scrymettet]

Dear Birdie,

Dodo

love
S,

 

[The Greek]

You'll not.

Awww..come on. I have Birdie Num Nums

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2674928/birdy-num-num-o.gif

 

[GothAngelBabe]

I am a goth fairy I fly with my words and passages..

 

[PayDay]

I am a goth fairy I fly with my words and passages..

I have no basis of proof for that---^

 

[phrodeau]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozpZNIKexKE

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://youtu.be/lf3mgmEdfwg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Dear Birdie,

Dodo

love
S,

You're my favorite plucker.