Help!!!

[Adelyn]

I just saw that I'm a virgin on here! Lol. Help me! How do I pop my cherry? I love sex waaaayyyy too much to go back to virgin status!

Is there a sexy, older, experienced male who would like to show me the ropes on here? Feel his way around, help a newbie learn how to please the multiple males here?

 

[neci]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/3e96ff84c6f0744aaaed14b620045fa9/tumblr_n5nay3N5I71s02vreo1_400.gif

 

[parodyluvr75]

Sorry, all the older men on here are really 18 year old girls.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/f37196d46d22c9fdc027351aee98272a/tumblr_mg34e2jM9H1rcorrco1_500.jpg

 

[Killswitch]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/3e96ff84c6f0744aaaed14b620045fa9/tumblr_n5nay3N5I71s02vreo1_400.gif

lol...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I just saw that I'm a virgin on here! Lol. Help me! How do I pop my cherry? I love sex waaaayyyy too much to go back to virgin status!

Is there a sexy, older, experienced male who would like to show me the ropes on here? Feel his way around, help a newbie learn how to please the multiple males here?

All the women here are lesbians except me.

 

[parodyluvr75]

All the women here are lesbians except me.

You asked me to scissor with you.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You asked me to scissor with you.

So far, we haven't.

 

[parodyluvr75]

So far, we haven't.

True.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Is there a sexy, older, experienced male who would like to show me the ropes on here? Feel his way around, help a newbie learn how to please the multiple males here?

http://i.imgur.com/2rdd9.gif

 

[pointless]

someone find me a brick.

 

[Adelyn]

Awww, I see I'm in the right place. So many sexual freaks on here! My absolute favorite kind of person. But sadly no offers to help a poor little lost girl. I just want someone who will tell me the unwritten rules, so I don't create any faux pas. Especially for the sexual role play forum. Reading over some of those they sound like something I would really enjoy!

Adelyn

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Awww, I see I'm in the right place. So many sexual freaks on here! My absolute favorite kind of person. But sadly no offers to help a poor little lost girl. I just want someone who will tell me the unwritten rules, so I don't create any faux pas. Especially for the sexual role play forum. Reading over some of those they sound like something I would really enjoy!

Adelyn

There is no sex here. Please refer to the appropriate stickie.

And stop signing your posts, Ishmael.

 

[Pookie]

Mike Yates is your old dude.

 

[Pookie]

There is no sex here. Please refer to the appropriate stickie.

And stop signing your posts, Ishmael.

Good catch. Only old fuckers sign their posts.

Manu

 

[butters]

Good catch. Only old fuckers sign their posts.

Manu

careful with that axe, eugene

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Mike Yates is your old dude.

Good catch. Only old fuckers sign their posts.

Manu

Yes, I am the Countess of Coventry.

 

[Pookie]

careful with that axe, eugene

Quit yer bitchin, Clarence.

 

[butters]

Quit yer bitchin, Clarence.

hold still, will ya? i keep seein' double!

 

[Pookie]

hold still, will ya? i keep seein' double!

I bet you suck at "whack a mole".

http://www.jeffcubos.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/whack-a-mole2.jpg

 

[Skiddles2014]

You asked me to scissor with you.

No, he asked you to grab scissors and cut his dick off.

 

[butters]

I bet you suck at "whack a mole".

http://www.jeffcubos.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/whack-a-mole2.jpg

probably

i'm too nice to play it because i'd just feel bad and want to drown my guilt in drink. damned roman catholic schooling - always guilty. pfft.

 

[girlsmiley]

I just saw that I'm a virgin on here! Lol. Help me! How do I pop my cherry? I love sex waaaayyyy too much to go back to virgin status!

Is there a sexy, older, experienced male who would like to show me the ropes on here? Feel his way around, help a newbie learn how to please the multiple males here?

Post your tits, n00b!

Man, you cunts need to check your fucking priority list. Ann's yapping on about signatures, Pookie's posting pictures of a Whack-A-Mole, and Skiddles is - well, cutting penis is ok. I don't have a problem with that.

I feel like I have to do everything around here.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Post your tits, n00b!

Man, you cunts need to check your fucking priority list. Ann's yapping on about signatures, Pookie's posting pictures of a Whack-A-Mole, and Skiddles is - well, cutting penis is ok. I don't have a problem with that.

I feel like I have to do everything around here.

Hey, what happened to your 6 year old skinny minnie av?

 

[girlsmiley]

Hey, what happened to your 6 year old skinny minnie av?

3 y/o. You don't like my duck? He's cute!