Drunk

[kbate]

Did it once long ago (1991 I think); didn't particularly enjoy it and haven't repeated the experience.

The regrettable results:

No internet sex video,
No unintended selfies,
Never woke up with a stranger (girl or boy),
Never been to jail,
Rarely vomit,
No surprise $200 dinner tabs.


It seems that I'm missing out on the best of life.

 

[kbate]

Oddly my drunk thread isn't as popular as Garnate's drunk thread.

 

[Queersetti]

Oddly my drunk thread isn't as popular as Garnate's drunk thread.

But it is less expensive.

 

[kbate]

But it is less expensive.

Cheap but not easy.

 

[Saint Peter]

100% less tits.

 

[scrymettet]

Did it once long ago (1991 I think); didn't particularly enjoy it and haven't repeated the experience.

The regrettable results:

No internet sex video,
No unintended selfies,
Never woke up with a stranger (girl or boy),
Never been to jail,
Rarely vomit,
No surprise $200 dinner tabs.


It seems that I'm missing out on the best of life.

you are doing it wrong or not

 

[Equinoxe]

My experiences are likewise, but I'm positive not did not occur in 1991—which is good, because that really would have been a sign of serious problems in my home life.

Oddly my drunk thread isn't as popular as Garnate's drunk thread.

Oh, just give it time. It can be accomplished! Considering the different factors of popularity, right now we just need 48 more people to post in it 275 times.

 

[lovetoread]

Hah, drunk selfies.

Yea, those tend to be way more graphic while under the influence.

 

[scrymettet]

if you can still take selfies, you aren't drunk enough

 

[Laurel]

My other half doesn't like the taste of alcohol, doesn't particularly care about being drunk. He used to have to do some drinking as part of his job, but nowadays is happy without it.

I like the taste of alcohol (particularly yeasty dark beers and hard ciders) and don't mind being a bit tipsy. However, alcohol makes my stomach feel awful and my head feel worse. Also I'm a massive lightweight. There was an embarrassing incident at a friend's birthday party where a girl I was hanging with kept bringing me gin tonics past the point where I could say no. I literally don't remember half of the night. Also, when I drink enough, I lose complete control of my facial features. It's very scary.

For a while I didn't drink socially and was always apologetic about my not drinking. Nowadays I'm not apologetic because fuck that. I'm a grown ass woman. I don't have to do anything if I don't wanna.

 

[Garnate]

I have not reached this level yet but maybe one day.



http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/3_zps79399fbe.jpg

 

[Garnate]

Also, when I drink enough, I lose complete control of my facial features. It's very scary.

I'm going to need more of an explanation on this one.

 

[Queersetti]

My other half doesn't like the taste of alcohol, doesn't particularly care about being drunk. He used to have to do some drinking as part of his job, but nowadays is happy without it.

I like the taste of alcohol (particularly yeasty dark beers and hard ciders) and don't mind being a bit tipsy. However, alcohol makes my stomach feel awful and my head feel worse. Also I'm a massive lightweight. There was an embarrassing incident at a friend's birthday party where a girl I was hanging with kept bringing me gin tonics past the point where I could say no. I literally don't remember half of the night. Also, when I drink enough, I lose complete control of my facial features. It's very scary.

For a while I didn't drink socially and was always apologetic about my not drinking. Nowadays I'm not apologetic because fuck that. I'm a grown ass woman. I don't have to do anything if I don't wanna.

Just once, I would like to see you get totally shitfaced drunk and start banning fuckers and revealing who all the alts are.

Would New Years Eve work for you?

 

[scrymettet]

...particularly yeasty dark beers....

we need to talk, Manu have a driving licence,right ?

 

[Queersetti]

I'm going to need more of an explanation on this one.

http://www.gizbot.com/img/2013/06/08-crazy.jpg

 

[Garnate]

Just once, I would like to see you get totally shitfaced drunk and start banning fuckers and revealing who all the alts are.

Would New Years Eve work for you?

Pffft New Years Eve.....that shit is Christmas right there.

 

[Laurel]

I'm going to need more of an explanation on this one.

It's like, when I'm talking my mouth goes too wide or something? My face gets baggy in some places and taut in others. And my eyes go all fuzzy and weird. I don't know how else to explain it other than post a photo taken of drunk me, which I will never ever ever do ever not here or anywhere else for as long as I live because scary as fuck.

Just once, I would like to see you get totally shitfaced drunk and start banning fuckers and revealing who all the alts are.

Would New Years Eve work for you?

I don't even know anything anymore tbh. You all are more on top of who's-who than I.

 

[Queersetti]

I don't even know anything anymore tbh. You all are more on top of who's-who than I.

Just make some shit up. Everyone will believe you.

 

[removed121614]

I won't drink ever. I'm an asian and we're not known for our tolerance of alcohol.

 

[Saint Peter]

Pussy!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Did it once long ago (1991 I think); didn't particularly enjoy it and haven't repeated the experience.

The regrettable results:

No internet sex video,
No unintended selfies,
Never woke up with a stranger (girl or boy),
Never been to jail,
Rarely vomit,
No surprise $200 dinner tabs.


It seems that I'm missing out on the best of life.

I've done 50% of your list before, you didn't miss anything.

 

[Garnate]

It's like, when I'm talking my mouth goes too wide or something? My face gets baggy in some places and taut in others. And my eyes go all fuzzy and weird. I don't know how else to explain it other than post a photo taken of drunk me, which I will never ever ever do ever not here or anywhere else for as long as I live because scary as fuck.

That sounds......hysterical. If I were friends with you I would force you to drink just to witness that over and over again. When are you coming to D.C.?

Just make some shit up. Everyone will believe you.

YASSSSSS! This, Laurel! Do this.

 

[removed121614]

Drinking is just bad if you overdo it. It fucks up the chemistry of your brain.

 

[trysail]

As an adolescent and young adult, my philosophy was— more or less— to try everything once ( I drew the line at hard drugs and mindless/dumb law-breaking).

Very rapidly (but not entirely rapidly enough), I discovered that too much alcohol made me stupid. I also discovered that it made me feel like shit the next morning. In later years, I discovered that it dehydrates you and is not real good for your kidneys.

In the Dark Ages of years gone by, in certain prominent Southern colleges, there was a culture that glorified drunken stupidity. In the days of single-sex institutions, the drunken cherchez la femme drives became the stuff of tales and legerdemain. There were too many close calls and near-misses. It was inevitable that Darwin would eventually operate. There were a couple of fatal accidents. Those with "common sense" grew to understand that the behavior was risky and understand that "there, but for the grace of God, go I."




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[parodyluvr75]

I won't drink ever. I'm an asian and we're not known for our tolerance of alcohol.

Drinking is just bad if you overdo it. It fucks up the chemistry of your brain.

lots of things mess you up if you overdo them.