Which forum here at Literotica do you think breeds the most catfishes?

GimpyIntellect

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There is a compelling argument to be made for all of them, but I'm going to try to pinpoint where these creatures are most likely lying in wait eager to pounce.

Consider this a friendly user guide for the site:

#1. Sexual Role Playing. Never trust someone that spends their time role-playing. It's clear, just by the nature of the place, that they aren't comfortable in their own skin. They are willing to be anyone and anything. Anyone but themselves, that is...

#2. Amateur Pic Feedback. I believe there is a lot of funny business going on in this forum. It wouldn't surprise me if several of these "females" were actually their boyfriends, taking their pictures, unbeknownst to them for their evil cuckold virtual fantasies. The catfish can be quite sneaky in this day and age. It's our job to stay a step ahead of them...

#3. Authors' Hangout. As an author, it's their job to weave a believable tale. The catfish can be quite the storyteller. Some of their stories would make Stephen King blush.

#4. The Playground. These people are too nice, too kind, and too hospitable to be anything but fraudulent. Nobody is this warm and fuzzy all the time. My grandma Mildred, who is the sweetest person ever, would vomit if forced to spend a day with such loving people. There can only be one reason for these over-the-top acts of kindness: Catfish catfish catfish.
 
You left off the obvious, the personals.

Although I tend to think a clever catfish builds a legend in the playground. Personals is too obvious, as is AmPics.
 
The only thing that's clear to me is that you don't know the plural of fish is fish.

ETA: the OP has schooled me on the plural of the slang term.



Since I don't think there are multiple species of catfish. Since, you know...catfish.
 
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dictionary.reference.com/browse/catfish‎
noun, plural (especially collectively) catfish (especially referring to two or more kinds or species) catfishes.


:rolleyes:


Just fucking admit that you misspoke.
 
Actually, I did peek in that picture forum one time but was assaulted by penis avs
 
dictionary.reference.com/browse/catfish‎
noun, plural (especially collectively) catfish (especially referring to two or more kinds or species) catfishes.


:rolleyes:


Just fucking admit that you misspoke.

It was a little disappointing how she basically called me an idiot, realized the error of her ways, and then never apologized.

I'm just going to chalk it up to a bad morning for her. Maybe the caffeine hasn't hit her system yet.
 
It was a little disappointing how she basically called me an idiot, realized the error of her ways, and then never apologized.

I'm just going to chalk it up to a bad morning for her. Maybe the caffeine hasn't hit her system yet.

I edited my post but now I'm remembering why I don't normally engage you.
 
It was a little disappointing how she basically called me an idiot, realized the error of her ways, and then never apologized.

I'm just going to chalk it up to a bad morning for her. Maybe the caffeine hasn't hit her system yet.

I edited my post but now I'm remembering why I don't normally engage you.

Now she blames you for her mistake.

Classy dame dere...
 
We've engaged before?

Yeah, orbiting around one another a few times. I was waiting to make sure you weren't someone else. I don't think you are but just to be clear, if I thought you were an idiot I would have said so. Tact isn't my strong suit.
 
Yeah, orbiting around one another a few times. I was waiting to make sure you weren't someone else. I don't think you are but just to be clear, if I thought you were an idiot I would have said so. Tact isn't my strong suit.

Are you always this friendly? Or is this your way of keeping me from falling in love? It's totally working.

the How To forum breeds the most catfish bro!

Stew

I hear the moderator has a big penis over there, bro!
 
Are you always this friendly? Or is this your way of keeping me from falling in love? It's totally working.



I hear the moderator has a big penis over there, bro!

I'm always this friendly. You don't want to love me, it's toxic. I used to be different. It didn't work out.
 
Considering the context how many varieties of "catfishes" are there on Lit?

Go on OP tell us. Especially since you used it knowing that catfishes meant varieties of catfish and not because you didn't know that catfish was the plural of catfish.
 
dictionary.reference.com/browse/catfish‎
noun, plural (especially collectively) catfish (especially referring to two or more kinds or species) catfishes.
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Considering the context how many varieties of "catfishes" are there on Lit?

Go on OP tell us. Especially since you used it knowing that catfishes meant varieties of catfish and not because you didn't know that catfish was the plural of catfish.

Doesn't say 'exclusively.'
 
That's one helluva math system, 1, 2, red, blue...


OMAHA! OMAHA! OMAHA!


Yes it is, bejeebus!!!


And catfish(es), too. Varieties of catfish(es) . . . verities . . . vagaries . . . .


That's it!!! Vagaries of catfish!!!!!


Okay, as you were then.
 
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