Could you hit Mike Yates' butt with a baseball bat?

[parodyluvr75]

Well could you?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Or in the head, I'm not picky.

 

[pointless]

not currently.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Let me know when you are available.

 

[pointless]

availability isn't the issue. distance is.

roughly 2000 miles of it.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'd do both, for you.

Sorry, Mike.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'll just have to find someone closer, I guess.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'd do both, for you.

Sorry, Mike.

A sure way to win my affections, a man of action.

 

[Libsam]

Does he drop candy!?!

 

[parodyluvr75]

We could put candy in his orifices first.

 

[Libsam]

We could put candy in his orifices first.

give me bat!

 

[doctor_insanus]

A sure way to win my affections, a man of action.

Gonna have to bust that ass, Mike.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wAjIJF20VsY/VDTN-VL6mtI/AAAAAAAAHXo/7z-no0YBJZY/s1600/jaketaylorpoint.jpg

Does he drop candy!?!

Don't.

Eat.

The candy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You got it, dear.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Gonna have to bust that ass, Mike.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wAjIJF20VsY/VDTN-VL6mtI/AAAAAAAAHXo/7z-no0YBJZY/s1600/jaketaylorpoint.jpg



Don't.

Eat.

The candy.

*swoons*

Good advice.

 

[M. Jordan]

Well could you?

Where's he live? I might give it a try or, maybe just hang out w him.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Where's he live? I might give it a try or, maybe just hang out w him.

You'll have to ask him, hell if I know or really care. Parody thread.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Where's he live? I might give it a try or, maybe just hang out w him.

Well, that's about the last fucking answer I expected in this thread.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Well, that's about the last fucking answer I expected in this thread.

Can't blame him, Mike is cute.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Crazy as a loon but cute.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Crazy as a loon but cute.

I'd still bust his buns for you. Cute or not.

 

[Jennifer]

I'd still bust his buns for you. Cute or not.

You all have seen him? I want to see! Does he wear tinfoil on his head in the pics?

 

[M. Jordan]

And a very entertaining parody thread too! Where is Queersetti? Miss his smart mouth.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'd still bust his buns for you. Cute or not.

And that's why I crush on you.

 

[parodyluvr75]

And a very entertaining parody thread too! Where is Queersetti? Miss his smart mouth.

I guess he's still on holiday in Italy, he made a thread and said he'd post pictures from his trip when he had a chance.

 

[M. Jordan]

I guess he's still on holiday in Italy, he made a thread and said he'd post pictures from his trip when he had a chance.

Thanks for that! I get so few responses I feel like the "thread killer". Or something like that.