A thread to talk openly and freely about our sex lives...

[GimpyIntellect]

This is a safe place where there will be no judging.

I guess I'll go first:

It's nonexistent. It's been this way for years. I'm saving myself for my future bride. I haven't met her yet, but I picture her wholesome, beautiful, and very much into ass-to-mouth.

Okay, who wants to share next?

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[IrezumiKiss]

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[Garnate]

If we're being honest, I'm only sexually attracted to goats and there aren't really any single ones in my area so I don't have sex very often.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

I think that, while I wait around for a single goat to make sweet love to, I should maybe fight JtohisPB naked in the shower.

 

[lovetoread]

Oh I will judge any and all who post disgusting sex thoughts

 

[unregistered]

 

[dg]

I enjoy having my mouth fisted by girls with very small hands.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

This is a safe place where there will be no judging.

I guess I'll go first:

It's nonexistent. It's been this way for years. I'm saving myself for my future bride. I haven't met her yet, but I picture her wholesome, beautiful, and very much into ass-to-mouth.

Okay, who wants to share next?

No judging?? Did you actually say "no judging"?? This is the GB. There is no such thing as a thread where one or more posters aren't judged. People are critically judged in "happy birthday" threads, fer chrissakes!

In your case, we have a person with no sex life trying to start a "non-judgmental" thread about people's sex lives.

Brilliant.

 

[Garnate]

I enjoy having my mouth fisted by girls with very small hands.

I'm really judging you for this.

 

[dg]

I'm really judging you for this.

You can show me you really love me by only insisting on using 3 fingers.

 

[unregistered]

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Oh I will judge any and all who post disgusting sex thoughts

Don't you dare do any judging. This is a safe place.

Colonel Hogan is in agreement.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I have large hands.

No future wife here.

 

[Garnate]

You can show me you really love me by only insisting on using 3 fingers.

No dice, I'm using my whole fist.

Not in your mouth, though.

Me, too. The Freak.

Maybe it's because I have large hands, though. Shrug.

Pretty sure he'd need a 7 yr old for that anyway, which makes it a hundred million times worse.

 

[dg]

No dice, I'm using my whole fist.

Not in your mouth, though.

Oh baby. *swoons*

 

[Jennifer]

It only makes sense. Come at me, bro.

Omg, love the new AV. You are gorgeous!! I was already in love with your beautiful hair color, your face is the icing on my cup cake.

 

[Garnate]

Oh baby. *swoons*

I know how you like it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I enjoy having my mouth fisted by girls with very small hands.

I've got small hands, just saying.

 

[bronzeage]

If we're being honest, I'm only sexually attracted to goats and there aren't really any single ones in my area so I don't have sex very often.

What if I trim my beard into a goatee and don't shower for a couple days?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Que]

If we're being honest, I'm only sexually attracted to goats and there aren't really any single ones in my area so I don't have sex very often.

Um...OK Goat? Plenty-O-Goat? Ashley Goatison?

 

[Bert Notorius]

msN cums at a rate of 10:1.

i'm a giver.