Garnate's prayer chain

[Garnate]

This week I'll put eyer and bunny slippers on it. I can't imagine what it would be like to post on a forum and get absolutely ignored by everyone. Just take that in for a moment. How would that make YOU feel.

I guess I'll add Candicame to it as well. I miss his posts where he's funny.

And I'll add all gender-struggling folks, too. Can't be easy having someone like Candi leading your cause by trashing your supporters.

Who are you adding to this week's prayer chain and why?

 

[Learnsmith]

This week I'll put eyer and bunny slippers on it. I can't imagine what it would be like to post on a forum and get absolutely ignored by everyone. Just take that in for a moment. How would that make YOU feel.

I guess I'll add Candicame to it as well. I miss his posts where he's funny.

And I'll add all gender-struggling folks, too. Can't be easy having someone like Candi leading your cause by trashing your supporters.

Who are you adding to this week's prayer chain and why?

I heard "prayer chain" and I was thinking we could use a rosary for a set of anal beads. Too much?

 

[Garnate]

I heard "prayer chain" and I was thinking we could use a rosary for a set of anal beads. Too much?

I don't think you understand the thread I'll pray for you.

 

[Learnsmith]

I don't think you understand the thread I'll pray for you.

Does this mean you'll be moaning "Oh god" a lot?

 

[Garnate]

In retrospect, "Garnate's prayer chain" should really be "Sister Mary Whorina's prayer chain".


LAURELLLLLLLLL!

 

[Garnate]

Does this mean you'll be moaning "Oh god" a lot?

How would that be any different than normal?

 

[Disgustipated]

I'll pray for Candi to quit being a lying idiot.

 

[Learnsmith]

How would that be any different than normal?

It's not really. I just figured this was like those bottles at the store that say "Now 50% more free!" Only with orgasms instead of dish-detergent.

 

[Garnate]

I'll pray for Candi to quit being a lying idiot.

Good. Good. Let it all out.

It's not really. I just figured this was like those bottles at the store that say "Now 50% more free!" Only with orgasms instead of dish-detergent.

Sold.

 

[Disgustipated]

It's not really. I just figured this was like those bottles at the store that say "Now 50% more free!" Only with orgasms instead of dish-detergent.

Fine print:

*diluted by 50%

 

[spacekowboy]

This week I'll put eyer and bunny slippers on it. I can't imagine what it would be like to post on a forum and get absolutely ignored by everyone. Just take that in for a moment. How would that make YOU feel.

I guess I'll add Candicame to it as well. I miss his posts where he's funny.

And I'll add all gender-struggling folks, too. Can't be easy having someone like Candi leading your cause by trashing your supporters.

Who are you adding to this week's prayer chain and why?

Not all of us are as adept at taking IT in as you are.

 

[Garnate]

Not all of us are as adept at taking IT in as you are.

I'll add Garnate to the prayer chain for being a whore, bless her.

 

[lovetoread]

I am praying that I can change all the grumpies into flufflies.

 

[Learnsmith]

I'll add Garnate to the prayer chain for being a whore, bless her.

If you're blowing a priest in the confessionals, does that count as a sin or does the blessing cancel it out? Also, remind me to pick up a priest costume.

 

[Garnate]

I am praying that I can change all the grumpies into flufflies.

That's noble. And you'll definitely need God's help.

 

[Garnate]

If you're blowing a priest in the confessionals, does that count as a sin or does the blessing cancel it out? Also, remind me to pick up a priest costume.

I.....I don't even know. This is why you don't fall asleep in nun school.

 

[Learnsmith]

This is why you don't fall asleep in nun school.

Silly girl, that's how you ended up with my cock in your mouth in the first place. What were you expecting, a ruler across the knuckles?

 

[Garnate]

Silly girl, that's how you ended up with my cock in your mouth in the first place. What were you expecting, a ruler across the knuckles?

That's exactly what I expected. But I have no imagination. I'll add Garnate to the list for having no imagination.

 

[Aquagal]

Does the chain take prayers for the menz to post more cock pics?

The womenz too.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I always read eyer's posts.

 

[Garnate]

Does the chain take prayers for the menz to post more cock pics?

The womenz too.

Yes, yes! More cock pics from the womenz! Er, MEN! Men, please. Praise Jesus.

I always read eyer's posts.

Of course you do, Ken. You probably respond to him, too.

 

[Aquagal]

Yes, yes! More cock pics from the womenz! Er, MEN! Men, please. Praise Jesus.

And emerging womenz too. Can't leave anyone out. I'll get down on my knees for this prayer.

 

[lovetoread]

I too like to be on my knees.

 

[Learnsmith]

I too like to be on my knees.

On the one hand, this is hot. On the other hand, I keep hearing it in Mike Meyers' "Austin Powers" voice.

 

[Garnate]

And emerging womenz too. Can't leave anyone out. I'll get down on my knees for this prayer.

I can't believe I forgot the emerging menz. Candi! Get your cute, misguided butt in here and give me hell!