When it comes to elections...

[marshalt]

...when your side wins, it is a mandate from the wise and informed electorate that your ideas are divinely inspired and are the best principles by which to run a country.

But when your side loses, it's so obvious that massive voter fraud and suppression has taken place, not to mention all the brainwashed sheeple that are too stupid to live, who somehow found their way to the polls and managed to scribble in the circle next to your opponent's name, only because that person had the better TV ads.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This didn't count.

It means nothing. Everyone knows that midterms are meaningless...

 

[marshalt]

This didn't count.

It means nothing. Everyone knows that midterms are meaningless...

Then bump it in 2 years.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

In two years, the Democrats will have made the case for how evil Republicans are, gin up the vote, present a Super Star and sweep back into power.


Ask anyone...

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Democrats biggest mistake was not getting it's core voters to the poles yesterday: dead people.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Democrats biggest mistake was not getting it's core voters to the poles yesterday: dead people.

Democrat's

its

polls

, not :

Subtract style points for not saying, 'the deceased...'

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Democrat's

its

polls

, not :

Subtract style points for not saying, 'the deceased...'

Yore koe-rect. And I came thisclose to using deceased.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*chuckle*

 

[RobDownSouth]

...when your side wins, it is a mandate from the wise and informed electorate that your ideas are divinely inspired and are the best principles by which to run a country.

But when your side loses, it's so obvious that massive voter fraud and suppression has taken place, not to mention all the brainwashed sheeple that are too stupid to live, who somehow found their way to the polls and managed to scribble in the circle next to your opponent's name, only because that person had the better TV ads.

Meanwhile, back here on planet Earth, one simple graph explains the Republican success:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1rq6XTIIAAS-U3.jpg
Simply put, the Fox News core demographic turned out in droves.
The Generation X and Millennial had "different priorities" and stayed home.

That's how democracy works sometimes, particularly in non-presidential cycles.

 

[phrodeau]

Meanwhile, back here on planet Earth, one simple graph explains the Republican success:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1rq6XTIIAAS-U3.jpg
Simply put, the Fox News core demographic turned out in droves.
The Generation X and Millennial had "different priorities" and stayed home.

That's how democracy works sometimes, particularly in non-presidential cycles.

So it's a contest between young dead people and old dead people?

 

[marshalt]

Meanwhile, back here on planet Earth, one simple graph explains the Republican success:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1rq6XTIIAAS-U3.jpg
Simply put, the Fox News core demographic turned out in droves.
The Generation X and Millennial had "different priorities" and stayed home.

That's how democracy works sometimes, particularly in non-presidential cycles.

So what you're saying is that I'm totally fucking right. Thanks.

 

[neci]

a vote for XXXXX is a vote for obama!

*flash to scene of obama stating he is not on the ballot, but his projects are.*

 

[marshalt]

Then bump it in 2 years.

Since he didn't, I will.

 

[marshalt]

Also, WTF New Hampshire? Your polls closed like 8 hours ago. Get your shit together already. Same with you, Michigan and Minnesota.