Why is it every time there's a Florida story...

[Sean]

...it's totally fucked up and you have to check it isn't from The Onion?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...r-giving-food-to-homeless-people-9838728.html

 

[NeverEndingMe]

...it's totally fucked up and you have to check it isn't from The Onion?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...r-giving-food-to-homeless-people-9838728.html

when will you get a set of balls, froggie junkie?

do you prefer thong or bikini? after all, you are not a real man

 

[doctor_insanus]

Every type of crazy from the eastern half of the country eventually settles into Florida.

Shitbag up there in post #2 is a good example.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Florida is the lower intestine of the US.

 

[Learnsmith]

There's an actual subreddit devoted to this exact subject. /r/floridaman. It's amazing.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Ishmael lived most of his pre-cancerous life in Florida. Enough said.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Ishmael lived most of his pre-cancerous life in Florida. Enough said.

Quoted because cancer is just so darn funny.

 

[dg]

Quoted because cancer is just so darn funny.

Cancer is funny when it's Ishmael's. (this statement, I realize, really needed sarcastic font)

I think it's David Letterman who does a bit called "Florida or Germany". It's magical.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Cancer is funny when it's Ishmael's.

I think it's David Letterman who does a bit called "Florida or Germany". It's magical.

I don't particularly believe in karma, but in Rob's case, I'm praying for it.

 

[Sinny]

I am with Ann-Bert on this one. I don't care if it is someone who has beliefs quite different from yours, mocking their cancer is fucked up beyond all reason. You should feel ashamed for saying those awful things. Seriously, you need to do some soul searching. Find your humanity. It is lost.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I don't particularly believe in karma, but in Rob's case, I'm praying for it.

And I'll pray for you too, bert.

I would like to point out that it's been a pretty awful year for my detractors:

• Byron - Dead.
• Koalabear - Dead.
• Ishmael - Cancer.
• Amicus - Heart disease/Blindness/Cancer.
• AJ - "Atrial Fibrilation/Pneumonia" / "Disabled"
• Dazzle-Heart attack

 

[Que]

Predictably, he doubles down.

Shaming a psychopath with borderline personality disorder is a waste of time. They mimic human emotions when it suits them and don't bother to learn to fake shame and remorse.

They are good at "Hail fellow, well met" because it is easy to fake and it gets them ingratiated into social circles that they use for cover.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I am with Ann-Bert on this one. I don't care if it is someone who has beliefs quite different from yours, mocking their cancer is fucked up beyond all reason. You should feel ashamed for saying those awful things. Seriously, you need to do some soul searching. Find your humanity. It is lost.

Duly noted, and cheerfully ignored.

Have a great day!

 

[Skiddles2014]

Duly noted, and cheerfully ignored.

Have a great day!

For shame.

Shame on you.

Shame shame shame.

 

[Que]

For shame.

Shame on you.

Shame shame shame.

Your pathology is actually worse. You are a sociopath with poor impulse control and a low IQ. You chortle along not out of mean spirited compulsion, but, rather, you choose to because you think it makes you one of the cool kids to follow around the mean kid like a puppy.