Mr_Jon_Thon
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That is not living. How do innocent coeds make it through college there?
The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection
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That is not living. How do innocent coeds make it through college there?
dolf
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awesome
Amy_K
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I've made WAY bolder moves than that
it's photoshop. bob made it for me, because i'm always posting about my love of ace slapping & bruised bits. it's bloody convincing!
I'm thinking that I just need to be bolder with guys.
I really thought that black eye was real. Wow.
Amy_K
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That's direct!
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Oh there is still titty bars for that sort of thing. They tend to frown upon patrons hucking quarters at the dancers though.
Mr_Jon_Thon
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Don't tell me they banned dodgeball too.
spacekowboy
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If you can dodge a roll of quarters, you can dodge a ball.
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"Dear Girls -- Never sit on a young man's lap unless you receive an invitation. To act otherwise is considered rather forward in the best society if you are less than 30 years old. If you are beyond that age, naturally desperate measures may sometimes be necessary."
-- "The Day Book," 1916.
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Some guys are not always nice guys after you take them as lovers. Some of them treat lovers differently than friends, be forewarned.
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This book is creepy as fuck. If I wasn't trying to build up some flexi time at work I'd read through the night and chuck a sickie in tomorrow.
Must. Pace. Self.
Must. Pace. Self.
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Fata Morgana
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My dear old 89 year old mother getting her words jumbled up.
Me: Did you hear Acker Bilk died today, you used to like him?
Her: Oh Jaysus no. Sure he was great on the Claritin.
Me: Did you hear Acker Bilk died today, you used to like him?
Her: Oh Jaysus no. Sure he was great on the Claritin.
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Johnny likes his sauce spicy.
bluemuse
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As does bluemuse. I have to doctor it up, every time.
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I am pressing my wash cloths, underwear and handkerchiefs, however, I will remain unconcerned until I start washing off the front stoop with hot soapy water every morning.
This staying upright, no lifting, no solid food and icing might be getting to me. All I want to do involves bending, lifting, heating pads and solid chewy foods
This staying upright, no lifting, no solid food and icing might be getting to me. All I want to do involves bending, lifting, heating pads and solid chewy foods
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bluemuse
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Some people are delusional. I like my food to have flavor.
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Mmmmm apple pie
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Oh me too. I love spicey food.
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My dear old 89 year old mother getting her words jumbled up.
Me: Did you hear Acker Bilk died today, you used to like him?
Her: Oh Jaysus no. Sure he was great on the Claritin.
The first time I ever heard Acker Bilk's "Stranger on the Shore" was in a strip club, of all places!
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My dear old 89 year old mother getting her words jumbled up.
Me: Did you hear Acker Bilk died today, you used to like him?
Her: Oh Jaysus no. Sure he was great on the Claritin.
You ever listen to Acker Bilk? Well, you ever listen to Acker Bilk… ON CLARITIN?
AllyRose
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S.O.A. is a 2 hour 15 minute episode tonite.
Oy vey....so much for bed early.
Oy vey....so much for bed early.
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Today in First-World Problems
Funny story: As is true of so many larger cities in the NW, my town has a very active slam-poetry scene. I am a very active member of said slam-poetry scene. Anyway, about a week ago, I get a FB request from a cute girl. Don't recognize her. She's friends with a whole bunch of my poetry people though, so I figure we've waved across safe distances at some point. She's got photos on her profile of events we have both clearly attended at the same time. Whatever. Writing's a hustle; you want people to come to your gigs, you gotta network. I accept the request.
Now, flash forward to today: My wife and I both keep profiles on OkCupid - it's not so much that we're actively looking, but we do like to get to know other people in the polyamory scene. I get a notification that someone has "liked" my OKC profile. I go to look - IT IS THE SAME CHICK FROM FB. That profile is definitely HER, my profile is definitely ME, and I state in said profile, UP-FRONT, the nature of my arrangement.
Now, don't get me wrong: I have never been one to mind a bit of female attention. Girl is obviously hot, a graduate of my alma mater, and we clearly share a number of interests. She's also down with nontraditional relationships like mine, which, hey. But she IS just barely 21, so 10 years my junior, and the fact that she FBs me, then OKCs me, feels just the TINIEST BIT STALKERISH.
I dunno. I told my wife in any case, and she thought it was hilarious. I guess I shouldn't complain. But it was sort of a "Huh," moment. I'll be sure to watch out for that one.
Funny story: As is true of so many larger cities in the NW, my town has a very active slam-poetry scene. I am a very active member of said slam-poetry scene. Anyway, about a week ago, I get a FB request from a cute girl. Don't recognize her. She's friends with a whole bunch of my poetry people though, so I figure we've waved across safe distances at some point. She's got photos on her profile of events we have both clearly attended at the same time. Whatever. Writing's a hustle; you want people to come to your gigs, you gotta network. I accept the request.
Now, flash forward to today: My wife and I both keep profiles on OkCupid - it's not so much that we're actively looking, but we do like to get to know other people in the polyamory scene. I get a notification that someone has "liked" my OKC profile. I go to look - IT IS THE SAME CHICK FROM FB. That profile is definitely HER, my profile is definitely ME, and I state in said profile, UP-FRONT, the nature of my arrangement.
Now, don't get me wrong: I have never been one to mind a bit of female attention. Girl is obviously hot, a graduate of my alma mater, and we clearly share a number of interests. She's also down with nontraditional relationships like mine, which, hey. But she IS just barely 21, so 10 years my junior, and the fact that she FBs me, then OKCs me, feels just the TINIEST BIT STALKERISH.
I dunno. I told my wife in any case, and she thought it was hilarious. I guess I shouldn't complain. But it was sort of a "Huh," moment. I'll be sure to watch out for that one.
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