The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[Noor]

hiya, missy x hope you found some smiles today

A few, thanks!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fucking fireworks all night again.

 

[spacekowboy]

Well they can't all be sporting a pants monster like yourself, bucko.

The rumors of my pants monster have been greatly exaggerated.

 

[spacekowboy]

Fucking fireworks all night again.

Start firing them back at them.

Only use dynamite.

 

[trysail]

Fucking fireworks all night again.

What's the deal?

Is it late Halloween or early Guy Fawkes ?

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[Noor]

I cut the amulet chain, only fits me now...

 

[Wings]

The rumors of my pants monster have been greatly exaggerated.

I have eyes.

 

[neci]

i'd like to turn that beard into a mop.

 

[spacekowboy]

Well now....

Is all I can really say to that.

 

[spacekowboy]

i'd like to turn that beard into a mop.

Hey! What's my beard ever done to you?

 

[neci]

Hey! What's my beard ever done to you?

soak it up!

 

[Sinny]

I want someone to bring me apple pie.

 

[spacekowboy]

soak it up!

Ohhhhh..... That kind of mop.


I'm a bit thick headed sometimes.

 

[spacekowboy]

I want someone to bring me apple pie.

Hmmm.... Apple pie delivery service... This idea has legs.

 

[evesdream]

Hmmm.... Apple pie delivery service... This idea has legs.

Finally something with legs in this thread that isn't horrifying.

 

[spacekowboy]

Finally something with legs in this thread that isn't horrifying.

Hey! What did my legs ever do to you??

 

[Sinny]

Finally something with legs in this thread that isn't horrifying.

Now I am afraid to go back and read the last few hundred posts since I last checked in here. How gross did it get? Like tentacle porn gross? Or obana gross?

 

[Wings]

Rodent gross.

 

[Sinny]

Nope. Definitely not going back to check on rodent gross. Nope.

 

[MonaLittle]

Finally something with legs in this thread that isn't horrifying.

I'm sorry. I'll look for a new av.

 

[Aquagal]

Sarah Palin just called me.

I hung up on her.

 

[Sinny]

I'm sorry. I'll look for a new av.

Nuh uh, you leave those pretty legs up there!

Sarah Palin just called me.

I hung up on her.

Ok, I gotta ask. Was it an Alaska campaign thing? A robo call of some kind?

 

[ryan8558]

Sarah Palin just called me.

I hung up on her.

Maybe she was looking for a party for this weekend.

 

[Aquagal]

Nuh uh, you leave those pretty legs up there!


Ok, I gotta ask. Was it an Alaska campaign thing? A robo call of some kind?

Yes, she wanted me to vote for Bill Walker.

Maybe she was looking for a party for this weekend.

Maybe? I hung up after the first sentence. Perhaps there was party directions at the end.

BYOB!!

 

[ryan8558]

Yes, she wanted me to vote for Bill Walker.



Maybe? I hung up after the first sentence. Perhaps there was party directions at the end.

BYOB!!

BYOBG!

Bring your own boxing gloves!!