The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[dolf]

Oh there's no fucking exchange of information, even within organisations. We've done escorted viewings alone with bloody rapists because of DATA PROTECTION. Pisses me off no end.

oh, my lot were sending a girl who, though over 18, looks about 12, to a house where a convicted pedo lived. they're arseholes. they'd rather risk workers than leave a box unticked.

also...

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-an...-orb-weavers-stuff-treatment-plant-4-acre-web

 

[Sean]

I think the worst one was a flat covered in shit. I mean everywhere. There was even a plate of it in the microwave. The cleaning company we hire refused to go in.

We had to go to one where an old woman had died. In a flat with a dozen cats that hadn't been fed. For three months.

 

[spacekowboy]

Mental health issues....probably definitely. I can't help but look at hoarders as just exceptionally fucking lazy, to the point where they're harming themselves, though.

Yeah.... who needs that many sunglasses or gravy packs?

Lazy fucks.

 

[Amy_K]

I think the worst one was a flat covered in shit. I mean everywhere. There was even a plate of it in the microwave. The cleaning company we hire refused to go in.

A plate of shit. Maybe they thought they were becoming flies themselves.

 

[Garnate]

I think the worst one was a flat covered in shit. I mean everywhere. There was even a plate of it in the microwave. The cleaning company we hire refused to go in.

We had to go to one where an old woman had died. In a flat with a dozen cats that hadn't been fed. For three months.

At what point do you just burn the place to the ground?

 

[Fata Morgana]

oh, my lot were sending a girl who, though over 18, looks about 12, to a house where a convicted pedo lived. they're arseholes. they'd rather risk workers than leave a box unticked.

also...

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-an...-orb-weavers-stuff-treatment-plant-4-acre-web

I agree.

And I'm not fucking clicking that. I'd rather plates of shit than eight legged bastards.

 

[Garnate]

Yeah.... who needs that many sunglasses or gravy packs?

Lazy fucks.

Again, that's not me hoarding. Well, maybe the sunglasses but not the gravy! That's sending a man to the grocery store every week who can't remember that he's already bought those things faster than I've been using them. At least I keep that shit organized. Eventually.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I hoard books.

 

[Sean]

I hoard books.

It doesn't count as hoarding if it's books.

 

[Amy_K]

I hoard puzzles.

 

[butters]

It doesn't count as hoarding if it's books.

it's called adopting or book-fostering if you don't plan on keeping them forever

 

[cjh]

This thread needs to be closed now.

Now amount of disinfectant can make it habitable for another couple of hundred posts.

 

[Sean]

it's called adopting or book-fostering if you don't plan on keeping them forever

They'd need to pry them from my cold, dead hands.

 

[Wings]

Jesus. Why didn't anyone warn me about the eye poker in that thread? Fuck.

 

[Fata Morgana]

They'd need to pry them from my cold, dead hands.

Exactly fucking right bro.

 

[spacekowboy]

Jesus. Why didn't anyone warn me about the eye poker in that thread? Fuck.

Eye? That's a bit generous.

Doubtful it would reach past the nostril.

 

[butters]

They'd need to pry them from my cold, dead hands.

if you burned them, your hands needn't be cold... *runs*

oh! btw, kudos on the facebook announcement not seen it but heard about it on here

 

[kbate]

It doesn't count as hoarding if it's books.

I would have to disagree. I once reached the level of 'hoarding' before I scaled back with library donations, sales to used book stores and a jumble sale.

When all that remains of the flat is an aisle between stacks, you have reached the point of book hoarder. I moved somewhere between 3500 and 3700 books out.

(and yes, I still weep)

 

[Noor]

Hey Butters!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I would have to disagree. I once reached the level of 'hoarding' before I scaled back with library donations, sales to used book stores and a jumble sale.

When all that remains of the flat is an aisle between stacks, you have reached the point of book hoarder. I moved somewhere between 3500 and 3700 books out.

(and yes, I still weep)

You cold, callous bitch.

 

[butters]

Hey Butters!

hiya, missy x hope you found some smiles today

 

[kbate]

You cold, callous bitch.

Now my house is big enough to accomodate them all. So they're coming home slowly. They even have their own room.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Now my house is big enough to accomodate them all. So they're coming home slowly. They even have their own room.

You're a beautiful human being.

 

[Wings]

Eye? That's a bit generous.

Doubtful it would reach past the nostril.

Well they can't all be sporting a pants monster like yourself, bucko.

 

[Equinoxe]

I'm not feeling productive but I feel like I should be feeling productive.

This thread needs to be closed now.

No amount of disinfectant can make it habitable for another couple of hundred posts.

You were just hoping to steal a chance at starting the Isolated Blurt Thread X.