The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

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dolf, that bruising and blood-stained eye look too real for comfort. wtf you been up to? :eek:
 
What ever happened to throwing a homemade outfit together from things you found around the house?
 
Muhaha hahah!

I have a spider that you can operate by remote control.
It is large enough to fill your palm.

The legs lift and fall, to scrabble across the surface.

Sadly, it cannot climb. It does not vibrate.

But, it is fuzzy and hairy.
 
I know you can't help it. I know you try. you don't try hard enough. it still hurts.
 
My heart hurts so badly I am not sure I'll ever put it back right again. I knew she hated me, the dislike was always strong my whole life but to have her confirm it, in words for the sweet ears of my boyfriend to hear, that's what tears me up the most. He didn't deserve her venom. She's a miserable old cunt who doesn't deserve what I've done for her and I still do it because I'm dutiful. And because I love my father.


Some women don't deserve to be mothers.
 
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i'd buy you a margarita if i could, buddy

I appreciate it, Sweet Pete but I can't drink right now. Might kill me actually. Make mine a virgin and let me gorge on chips and salsa and you have a deal.
 
I appreciate it, Sweet Pete but I can't drink right now. Might kill me actually. Make mine a virgin and let me gorge on chips and salsa and you have a deal.

chips, salsa and guac ! :)

alcohol might kill you...? wha?
 
I have one of those in the family. A bad seed that misfortune made me closely related too. They suck the life right out of you. :heart:
 
Aw man. Was looking forward to having a nice fruity tiki bar drink or five with you someday. :(

Guess it's gonna have to be a LOT more fruity! ;)

Oh darling, I can drink just not when my blood is being wonky. No alcohol before or after my transfusions, no booze when I could bleed out from any lovely nick. So, I won't come to town until I CAN imbibe with you. :kiss:
 
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