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This whole week can go fuck itself.

i'd buy you a margarita if i could, buddy

I appreciate it, Sweet Pete but I can't drink right now. Might kill me actually. Make mine a virgin and let me gorge on chips and salsa and you have a deal.
chips, salsa and guac !
alcohol might kill you...? wha?
Bad blood, literally.![]()

Aw man. Was looking forward to having a nice fruity tiki bar drink or five with you someday.
Guess it's gonna have to be a LOT more fruity!![]()

I have one of those in the family. A bad seed that misfortune made me closely related too. They suck the life right out of you.![]()

What ever happened to throwing a homemade outfit together from things you found around the house?