The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[neci]

i know it defies logical business sense, but i don't want that kind of energy in my building, irregardless of the price they can pay. i also don't want to be a landlord. it may be time for that second job.

 

[MonaLittle]

Someone asked last night why men don't have their own version of the sexy Ebola worker costume. I said I could improvise one, but that it would involve a gas-mask and a thong.

win/win for us.

*post pics

 

[phantom4533]

If I were to meet Mr. Scarecrow and he told me of the things he could do if he only had a brain I could give him the one in my frozen sheep's head.

Or I could just cook it like I planned.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Damn, still don't feel awake enough.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Rob's just a rabble rouser.

but I am not just ANY rabble rouser!

 

[Aquagal]

Reading Bunny and Smooth flirting with each other is about the funniest thing posted today.

 

[Riles]

Swapping out the gypsy for the geisha was really smart I thought...until I heard it's going to snow.

 

[pointless]

i'm fucking glad i don't have kids right now. the temp is already dropping to the mid-30's and it's raining and snowing right now. trick or treating will not be fun.

 

[lovetoread]

Say what and eh?

 

[lovetoread]

Oh and she was on the tumblr this morn.

 

[glynndah]

I have just about as much glittery red spray paint on my fingers as I do on my shoes ... and the roof of the dog house is going to be quite festive in patches.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Reading Bunny and Smooth flirting with each other is about the funniest thing posted today.

It's like watching a flameout schmuck yapping at himself in a bathroom mirror.

Hell, it's not even "like"...that's what it is.

 

[Wildling]

One thing I miss, living in the boonies... we don't get any trick-or-treaters. Oh well, they'd be all soggy and frozen anyways.

 

[glynndah]

I was asked at school by a first grader yesterday if I "had a sensor". That's code for "We're thinking about TPing your house and we want to know if the lights are going to come on whilst we're there" so I may have some guests soon. Of course it's going to be cold and rainy tonight so that may prove to be a factor.

 

[phantom4533]

News story that will never happen:

On a good note the Virgin SpaceShip Two that just exploded over California seeded the clouds and has brought about the end of the drought.

 

[eyer]

I was asked at school by a first grader yesterday if I "had a sensor". That's code for "We're thinking about TPing your house and we want to know if the lights are going to come on whilst we're there" so I may have some guests soon. Of course it's going to be cold and rainy tonight so that may prove to be a factor.

Trying to remember if I had started peeping in the hot neighborhood females' windows at that grade level yet...

 

[lovetoread]

For my lovely Fata

https://38.media.tumblr.com/7cdc934bfe6ad7b8021f350ec891f3d1/tumblr_nebm69bvJj1qb5gkjo5_r1_500.gif

 

[Killswitch]

Guy named Dick Rocket on fox talking about the space plane crash.

lol

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear LTR

I hope your halloween costume catches fire and your cunt goes up in flames.

Yours on this ghostly night

Fatarhymeswithlater

 

[eyer]

That's funny...

...read a news flash right after his apprehension that reported police were tipped-off to where he was holing-up, they immediately surrounded the hangar, and the guy immediately gave himself up without any resistance at all.

Something sure seems askew, though...


http://i2.mail.com/048/3185048,h=425,pd=1,w=620.jpg


...dude musta lost his "white privilege" somewhere along the way.

 

[lovetoread]

The reviews...

http://www.amazon.com/Delicious-Wom...p/B0053O1KHA/ref=cm_cr_pr_pdt_img_top?ie=UTF8

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ANSMhpOTL.jpg

Delicious Women's Phd Darling Sexy Costume

First things first, I am a lady Ph.D.

Like all lady Ph.D's, I frequently ask myself: "How could I be sexier?"

Delicious costumes has come to my rescue! I can now lecture in my 5 inch gold spiked heels and "barely there" regalia while giving nary a thought to the male gaze and it's implications on the prevalence of rape culture in our society.

I fully expect my chili pepper rating on RMP to go through the roof once I begin to greet my students in this costume. Hopefully I can keep my post structural hegemony's from engaging in some wardrobe malfunctions. Then again, who cares?

I'm sexy! Forget about the 7 years I spent sweating out a dissertation and engaging in innovative research!

SEXY!!!!

 

[dolf]

I don't get it. when did Halloween stop being about spooky stuff and start being a T&A in fancy dress thing? we need a new holiday, so that Halloween can have it's day back. ''dress like a stripper day'', for guys and gals. and we'll have it in summer. those costumes aren't cosy.

 

[lovetoread]

I could not find one outfit at the halloween store that was proper enough to wear to work. Ended up having to order it online.

And these same sexy outfits are in the children's sections for girls too.

 

[dolf]

I could not find one outfit at the halloween store that was proper enough to wear to work. Ended up having to order it online.

And these same sexy outfits are in the children's sections for girls too.

that's vile, on a par with padded, push-up training bras. I haven't seen much of the costumes over here yet, but it seems inevitable.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I don't get it. when did Halloween stop being about spooky stuff and start being a T&A in fancy dress thing? we need a new holiday, so that Halloween can have it's day back. ''dress like a stripper day'', for guys and gals. and we'll have it in summer. those costumes aren't cosy.

Fuck knows. I thought the same today when they were banging on about it at work.