I was somewhat productive today

[Garnate]

So allow me to be a pic whore. Those of you expecting tits should maybe leave now.

I spent the day cleaning and organizing our hall closets and pantry because shit had gotten WAY out of control. I'll spare you the closet pics since I forgot to do before shots. I got my act together before I tackled the pantry.

This is what I'm talking about. You can imagine how embarrassed I am to show you this.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/ae157468-cb5d-4d0a-8e5f-218abf4fcafa_zps4dc30686.jpg

I found so many things that didn't belong. This is why I can never find my sunglasses:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/0b3fab54-4dc6-4cdf-959a-2f5b3110900a_zpsdc09f650.jpg

Every year I gather up various reports, projects, and papers that my sons did in school and put them all in a manila envelope. They have no place in the pantry.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/25f5c00d-64b6-4290-b785-8b2306faff89_zps0f2f7661.jpg

And the prizes I give my sons when they've gone above and beyond with chores are in one place now.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/9c84873d-bb03-4e9f-bedd-061a6a16bfb5_zps884e93e5.jpg

I hope we don't run out of gravy packets

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/6ea38de7-8263-445f-8348-a5f719b3c530_zps0b32f6bf.jpg

Or straws

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/03b55a39-b730-4dba-b97a-01da63ee4848_zpsf24e158b.jpg

Take a guess as to what my 7 yr olds favorite lunch is.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/1018332a-b891-4519-b91b-ef4e76551718_zps17ed7764.jpg

Finally I waded through everything and it's so pretty I could cry. Not pinterest pretty, but goddamn organized.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/d1a76edf-ab8c-4b81-b92d-d5ced5ba89fa_zps8fd141cb.jpg

Still had this bullshit left over to find new homes for:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/2345460e-c13f-40a5-85a4-a4a2614ae277_zps74b317d0.jpg

But, as requested by my 9 yr old, I made grilled chicken BLT subs for dinner. Is that sub bun toasted? YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT'S TOASTED.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/7ac3f5f3-3fb6-44c1-8f8e-28fdca4d5b69_zps8b296c3c.jpg

Thank you for taking this journey with me. Cheers.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

you're a hoarder bro!

Stew

 

[spacekowboy]

No tits? What a jip.

 

[M. Jordan]

Nice work. Seems like you are nesting. Are you expecting again? This could be bigger than a messy pantry.

 

[SuprSalor]

Congratz! Great job! Now, treat yourself to a bottles worth of tequila shots then post nekkie selfies!

 

[Garnate]

you're a hoarder bro!

Stew

I'm getting there, bro.

No tits? What a jip.

They're in my fucking avatar and get posted weekly so you can just shut your fucking gob. Here, put my right tit in it. That's the bigger one.

 

[Garnate]

Nice work. Seems like you are nesting. Are you expecting again? This could be bigger than a messy pantry.

Nesting? My tubes are tied. This is me finally doing something that obviously got out of hand months ago.

Congratz! Great job! Now, treat yourself to a bottles worth of tequila shots then post nekkie selfies!

I like where your head's at. With the tequila anyway.

 

[pete]

greatest thread in the history of greatest threads.

excellent work, G
ya done good.

may i have gravy now? i'll drink it with a straw

 

[Garnate]

Although I haven't had a period since early August.....




ANYWAY, there's your TMI for the evening. Probably won't be the last.

 

[Garnate]

greatest thread in the history of greatest threads.

excellent work, G
ya done good.

may i have gravy now? i'll drink it with a straw

LOL When you and the kids come over for dinner guess what we're having?

Yep. Ramen in gravy. Get excited.

 

[spacekowboy]

They're in my fucking avatar and get posted weekly so you can just shut your fucking gob. Here, put my right tit in it. That's the bigger one.

You saying I have an abnormally large mouth?

 

[Garnate]

You saying I have an abnormally large mouth?

Oh snap! I wasn't going for that, just figured you'd want the bigger one.

 

[lemonbread]

I think I'm in love with you.

 

[Garnate]

I think I'm in love with you.

Is it my hoarding or my eventual cleaning that won you over?

 

[lemonbread]

Is it my hoarding or my eventual cleaning that won you over?

The hoarding for sure. I love all the sunglasses.

 

[Garnate]

The hoarding for sure. I love all the sunglasses.

I will happily share! And quick, before I misplace them all again.

 

[pete]

I think I'm in love with you.

i think i'm in love with where this is headed...

 

[Not Normal]

Good work, G. Now come clean the studio closet, and my room, and my car.

 

[SmileyAsswipe]

Nicely done!

 

[lemonbread]

I will happily share! And quick, before I misplace them all again.

And the gravy.

I literally have a cupboard that's almost entirely full of extra ketchup and mustard. Because whenever I go to the store I think "We might be running low on ketchup and mustard in the fridge. I should by extras". And forgot that I bought extras last time.

 

[spacekowboy]

Oh snap! I wasn't going for that, just figured you'd want the bigger one.

Truthfully I could prolly fit both of them in this pie hole.

 

[Garnate]

Good work, G. Now come clean the studio closet, and my room, and my car.

That'd be mildly awesome

Nicely done!

I earned these Twisted Teas today. All of them.

And the gravy.

I literally have a cupboard that's almost entirely full of extra ketchup and mustard. Because whenever I go to the store I think "We might be running low on ketchup and mustard in the fridge. I should by extras". And forgot that I bought extras last time.

That's what Smiley does!! Every week I have to tell him "Okay, please stop buying ranch dressing. We're good on it. We were good on it last week, too. And the week before...." lol He always forgets and buys more of everything. Better than having to go shopping myself, though. I fucking hate the grocery store.

 

[Garnate]

Truthfully I could prolly fit both of them in this pie hole.

I would pay good money to see that.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Although I haven't had a period since early August.....

http://www.adventuresintwilighting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/DraculaCryingOverTwililght1.png

 

[Mr Noone]

...That's what Smiley does!! Every week I have to tell him "Okay, please stop buying ranch dressing. We're good on it. We were good on it last week, too. And the week before...." lol He always forgets and buys more of everything. Better than having to go shopping myself, though. I fucking hate the grocery store.

I'm the opposite. I'll run out of ketchup and forget to get it one week, then the next, and next again. Of course it's not like I need it often. I'd say ketchup is on a three-year cycle.