With a mischievious grin...

[thør]

Yeah...and she's probably sending that selfie to a guy who may or may not notice the ax in the middle of the bedroom.

Doesn't everyone have an axe in the bedroom?

 

[Wife of Bath]

One doesn't need a tarp, but it's the easiest, cheapest enclosure that can be packed.

The blue tarp just wouldn't go, here.

That's a fair point. Both, really. Although, I think I could make a tarp sexy.

Good. I'll make sure to make it extra biting and sarcastic.

*steeples fingers* excellent.

Yeah...and she's probably sending that selfie to a guy who may or may not notice the ax in the middle of the bedroom.

Right?! Who are these people?!

Doesn't everyone have an axe in the bedroom?

I keep mine next to the maul.

 

[Tyreal123]

I keep mine next to the maul.

Is that right down the hall from the Halbred?

 

[IhateClowns]

The harem stands and applauds!!!!!

They can thank me later.

Point taken.

 

[juicylips69]

Stunning such a very sexy girl

 

[thør]

That's a fair point. Both, really. Although, I think I could make a tarp sexy.

Yes

Yes, you could.

 

[morninwould]

*steeples fingers* excellent.

least I could do, Mr. Burns.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Is that right down the hall from the Halbred?

You lost me on Halbred. Halberd, perhaps? I don't keep many suits of armor at home these days. Kept scaring me when I got up for midnight pee breaks.

The harem stands and applauds!!!!!

They can thank me later.

Point taken.

I didn't realize you'd named your penis The Harem. Interesting choice.

Stunning such a very sexy girl

Thank you

Yes

Yes, you could.

. Such sweetness from a polar bear.

 

[peekingone]

That is a great butt

 

[Tyreal123]

You lost me on Halbred. Halberd, perhaps? I don't keep many suits of armor at home these days. Kept scaring me when I got up for midnight pee breaks

*bows* thus have I been chastised madam.
I shall blame it on the tiny tiny keyboard an iPhone has on it. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Suits of armor could be excellent defensive systems though. Design them to fall on anyone that passes by without knowing the right area to step in. Anyone who breaks in and gets a hug from a haunted suit of armor will split right quick

 

[thør]

. Such sweetness from a polar bear.

Hey, don't let that be widely known.

 

[OneHD]

Thank you . It has been a while. I'll probably pull my usual shit, stick around until I get bored and then show back up in a year or two.

Well it's a great way to end the week ! Happy TGIF ! MYW

That's a Great comeback ..

Thanks For Sharing ..

 

[IhateClowns]

The harem retracts quickly.

 

[Wife of Bath]

That is a great butt

Thanks . I use it every day! I think it's great too.

*bows* thus have I been chastised madam.
I shall blame it on the tiny tiny keyboard an iPhone has on it. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Suits of armor could be excellent defensive systems though. Design them to fall on anyone that passes by without knowing the right area to step in. Anyone who breaks in and gets a hug from a haunted suit of armor will split right quick

A capital idea. Capital.

Hey, don't let that be widely known.

Okay, it's between you and me, and everyone else reading this thread.

Well it's a great way to end the week ! Happy TGIF ! MYW

That's a Great comeback ..

Thanks For Sharing ..

Thank you. I was goaded into it. A moment of weakness.

The harem retracts quickly.

You make me laugh.

 

[morninwould]

You use your ass every day?

I'm an ass every day.

Butt buddies?

No?

K, I'll be over here.

 

[Tyreal123]

A capital idea. Capital.

*puts on a tophat and monocle* pip pip,
M'lady

 

[thør]

Okay, it's between you and me, and everyone else reading this thread.
.

No prob. They aren't reading, they're just looking at the pictures.

 

[tbearatl]

so there.

mmmmmmm WOW... I like that pic.

 

[desireunbounded]

Unreal

I can't believe I didn't know you were here. You have an amazingly beautiful body. Subscribed!

 

[Wife of Bath]

You use your ass every day?

I'm an ass every day.

Butt buddies?

No?

K, I'll be over here.

it was a good effort.

*puts on a tophat and monocle* pip pip,
M'lady

quite right.

No prob. They aren't reading, they're just looking at the pictures.

ha! one can hope.

mmmmmmm WOW... I like that pic.

Thanks!

I can't believe I didn't know you were here. You have an amazingly beautiful body. Subscribed!

Aw, thanks! I keep a low profile. Very, very low. Like, no profile at all, really.

 

[draconus_infernus]

Amazing as always! It's good to see you again, MYH. I hope all's been well with you.

 

[thør]

ha! one can hope.

Indeed, when hope is gone, all is lost.

 

[BradBigBrain]

That's a fair point. Both, really. Although, I think I could make a tarp sexy.



*steeples fingers* excellent.



Right?! Who are these people?!



I keep mine next to the maul.

I think you look good in chainmail.

 

[morninwould]

Meh. I don't aim for good.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Hi MYW, nice to see you around again.