That New Viagra Ad

[Ramone45]

I'm pretty sure I could have done a better job with this. I think the woman is fine. She's sultry and mature and she looks like she's been around the block a few times. I'd get her out of that muu muu and put her in something nice from Victoria's Secret; something that shows a LOT more skin. Maybe stockings and garters. I'd also ditch the clinical language and give her a real life script. If you're selling hard-on pills, don't beat around the bush. Who cares if little Johnny just wants to watch the baseball game. He's gonna have to learn sooner or later. The problem is with my commercial, most of you losers would all of a sudden not need the goddamn Viagra.
Funny, how that works.

 

[RobDownSouth]

This one?

Ellen Degeneres had fun with it

 

[Ramone45]

Who cares what Ellen thinks? She sucks the fun out of everything.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I thought it was mildly amusing.

 

[Ramone45]

Ellen needs Viagra like tits on a bull

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Ellen needs Viagra like tits on a bull

A pretty good analogy when you stop and think about it.

 

[Ramone45]

A pretty good analogy when you stop and think about it.

Thanks.

 

[Ramone45]

Can you imagine how much fun they had making that stupid commercial? I wish I was on that crew.

 

[Ramone45]

And I still don't understand the two bath tubs in the Cialis commercials.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The belief the Viagra has to be advertised at all is ludicrous, but they can afford it.

 

[RobDownSouth]

And I still don't understand the two bath tubs in the Cialis commercials.

Ebola.
:nods:

 

[Aquagal]

The belief the Viagra has to be advertised at all is ludicrous, but they can afford it.

That's like the post office sending out postcards to choose them for shipping.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The belief the Viagra has to be advertised at all is ludicrous, but they can afford it.

Bert, I know you haven't been paying much attention since you started having to pay for sex, but Viagra is locked in a brutal market share battle with the folks at Cialais.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Viagra goes generic in 2017.

 

[Learnsmith]

Who cares what Ellen thinks? She sucks the fun out of everything.

I don't get the animus against her. She's funny and has a good attitude. I'm not into daytime TV, but if you gotta watch that or soap operas, I mean shit.

 

[Learnsmith]

Bert, I know you haven't been paying much attention since you started having to pay for sex, but Viagra is locked in a brutal market share battle with the folks at Cialais.

Is Ms_Ann actually Bert Notorius? Is that what I've been missing here?

 

[Aquagal]

Bert, I know you haven't been paying much attention since you started having to pay for sex, but Viagra is locked in a brutal market share battle with the folks at Cialais.

Cialis and Viagra work entirely different with the same end result.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Is Ms_Ann actually Bert Notorius? Is that what I've been missing here?

Would you like me to make you a list?

 

[Aphro]

Is Ms_Ann actually Bert Notorius? Is that what I've been missing here?

According to popular opinion, possibly.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Cialis and Viagra work entirely different with the same end result.

Right. But a guy only needs one.

 

[Aquagal]

Right. But you only need one.

But not with Cialis, you need it every day.

 

[Aphro]

I just want to talk to a guy who got a chemically induced four hour boner.

 

[Aquagal]

I just want to talk to a guy who got a chemically induced four hour boner.

Lol. See above.

 

[Learnsmith]

I just want to talk to a guy who got a chemically induced four hour boner.

A friend of mine did, but not from Viagra, and not on purpose. And apparently, it was an awful experience.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I just want to talk to a guy who got a chemically induced four hour boner.

It was a lot of fun, until I went blind.
That was scary.
And no, I'm not kidding.