The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[Saint Peter]

Laurel loves me and would never do such a thing.

 

[lovetoread]

Teachers Pet

 

[trysail]

Laurel loves me and would never do such a thing.

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

Be careful; you are playing with fire.


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[MonaLittle]

manky = perfectly sized

 

[Fata Morgana]

I will not dip a toe in that Dead thread til Tuesday. MUST BE STRONG.

 

[Saint Peter]

Don't be a pussy, cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fuck off Manky Bollock.

Where the fuck is Laurelle?

LAURELLE! LAURELLE!!!!

 

[MonaLittle]

I pass one innocent little msg along and look what's become of you two.

 

[Saint Peter]

Fuck off Manky Bollock.

Where the fuck is Laurelle?

LAURELLE! LAURELLE!!!!

Oh, pipe down.

Laurel may like you. She may even like you quite a bit. But she does not love you like she loves Saint Peter. No effin' way! She freakin' loves me. Sends me Christmas cookies in July. Asked me to be a mod so I would view HER ip.

 

[Saint Peter]

I pass one innocent little msg along and look what's become of you two.

That message was far from innocent, Oprah.

Far from it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's a sad turn of events. He's a giant sinister bollock and I'm a very old whore on her period. Plus, Ruby can't get a room in seventies England.

For fuck sake...

 

[bg23]

i got an IUD put in me 2 weeks ago and for the last week my uterus has decided that it's going to make me feel like i have a very angry violent baby in there just punching me nonstop also i keep bleeding

 

[lovetoread]

Is it supposed to do that?

 

[bg23]

i am not sure about the violent baby but the bleeding is normal, so i'm told


but jeebus i haven't had cramps this bad since i started taking the pill. they stopped the cramps and the crazy bleeding but they gave me super bad headaches and mood swings.

supposedly the iud won't do headaches and moodswings and eventually will just give me super light periods but atm the cramps are like wtf

 

[Saint Peter]

Hop up on this table.


I am going in.

 

[oggbashan]

Hop up on this table.


I am going in.

Make sure you can find your way out again. Sat-Navs don't work in there.

 

[lovetoread]

 

[Disgustipated]

Burger King is selling 10 nuggets for $1.49 [American].

How can they do that and make money unless they also expect you to buy a $5.00 burger and a $2.00 soda. [American]

 

[lovetoread]

Their nuggets suck.

 

[Disgustipated]

I like the rings

 

[Saint Peter]

Make sure you can find your way out again. Sat-Navs don't work in there.

We good.

I left a trail of bread crumbs.

 

[Saint Peter]

Their nuggets suck.

Same with Denver.

 

[yossi]

Turkey burger and sweet potato fries. Yum.

 

[bluebell]

I don't like Terry Gilliam stuff at all.

He's an acquired taste, to be sure. I would call Tideland a departure. It's weird, but still far more rooted in reality than fantasy like his other films.

Now, Miss Fata. I MUST know: which Secret Garden is your fave?

omg baron von munchausen is SUCH a wonderful movie!! i don't want to oversell it, meh its ok i guess but omfgwtfbbq you're gonna love it



*gasp!* cunt!

*laugh* I'm about 3/4 of the way through it as I type. I keep thinking "How much money did they put into set design and costume?" Holy moly. I wish I had seen this when I was a kid. I bet I would have watched it a zillion times.

 

[HoHoBomb]

I need something sweet