The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[MonaLittle]

arsehooks & ponies.
custom made ring gags.
motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane.

I can see why you went for it!!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Not all of them.

 

[neci]

*holy water*

 

[Saint Peter]

I think it's a really fat chicken sitting under a heat lamp.

I thought we were buddies!

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Mr Christ

If you ever want me to dry your manky feet with my hair again please make your doorman put one of his Zappas back up.

Yours forever in hoowerdom

Ms Magdalene

What son wouldn't oblige their Mama after a nicely written request like that?

 

[neci]

why did the chicken cross the river?

 

[Fata Morgana]

*holy water*

I've got some round here somewhere. Shall I check if it sizzles on me!

 

[Saint Peter]

manky = perfectly sized

 

[trysail]

It's a turkey that's just been basted and is about to be placed in the oven.

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I think it's a really fat chicken sitting under a heat lamp.

"...a really fat chicken..."

I still say it's a turkey.


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[neci]

I've got some round here somewhere. Shall I check if it sizzles on me!

don't gargle it!

 

[Fata Morgana]

manky = perfectly sized

Trying to think of American equivalent of manky. Cruddy?

 

[Lorilei]

I thought we were buddies!

Hey, I like fat chickens.

 

[Saint Peter]

cruddy = manky = perfectly sized

 

[Lorilei]

"...a really fat chicken..."

I still say it's a turkey.


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[Saint Peter]

Hey, I like fat chickens.

bawk bawk!!

 

[lovetoread]

Ya'll be funny.

 

[trysail]

That's how anacondas get to Nottinghamshire.

*crosses Nottinghamshire off the list of English counties that are safe to visit*



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[Fata Morgana]

cruddy = manky = perfectly sized

Laurelle! Change Pete to Manky Bollock.

Love you FOREVER.

 

[MonaLittle]

I think it's a really fat chicken sitting under a heat lamp.

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.607987272859256198&pid=15.1&P=0

 

[lovetoread]

Laurelle! Change Pete to Manky Bollock.

Love you FOREVER.

I second this request.

 

[Killswitch]

All set up to make some southern pan fried chicken here in a bit. Should be good munchies.

 

[neci]

third.

 

[Lorilei]

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.607987272859256198&pid=15.1&P=0

Violet!

 

[MonaLittle]

I second this request.

I third!!

Change his handle, too

 

[MonaLittle]

Violet!

Violet, You're Violet.