Killswitch doesn't know where Ireland is.

[Fata Morgana]

He managed to use *jigaboo* and *bimbettes* on the same page. And he wonders why his fake *brown* girlfriend left him.

What's jigaboo?

 

[Killswitch]

What's jigaboo?

Dancing. Dancing a jig. He thinks it means something else.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I admit to not being up to speed relating to all things UK so I looked on my map. No Ireland.
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/186/2/e/map_of_starvania_by_jax5485-d7pdj8g.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Therefore I have to kill him. Who's gonna hold my coat?

Also he doesn't know where his ring piece is either.


If I were Flatley I'd dance all over your fucking face.

I'll hold your coat, wrap your knuckles and help you put up your hair.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'll hold your coat, wrap your knuckles and help you put up your hair.

Despite all the spiders I have to say, you're a good woman.

 

[Queersetti]

Killswitch doesn't know where Ohio is, and he lives in Michigan.

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/michael-flatley-o_zps0f47b642.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dancing. Dancing a jig. He thinks it means something else.

Never heard of it but just looked up in the urban dictionary and no way is that dancing a jig.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fuck it I'm posting Mona gifs all night til Laurelle bans me.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Despite all the spiders I have to say, you're a good woman.

I've got your back, Missy.

 

[Equinoxe]

Irish, the forgotten white slaves. (At least, for some Americans)

"The Irish slave trade began when James II sold 30,000 Irish prisoners as slaves to the New World. His Proclamation of 1625 required Irish political prisoners be sent overseas and sold to English settlers in the West Indies. By the mid 1600s, the Irish were the main slaves sold to Antigua and Montserrat. At that time, 70% of the total population of Montserrat were Irish slaves.

Ireland quickly became the biggest source of human livestock for English merchants. The majority of the early slaves to the New World were actually white."

James I.

I just thought I would make this very important post—probably the most important thing anyone has ever said in the entire history of Lit.

 

[Queersetti]

James I.

I just thought I would make this very important post—probably the most important thing anyone has ever said in the entire history of Lit.

Not the James who sang "Laid", another James.

 

[toubab]

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Irish, the forgotten white slaves. (At least, for some Americans)

"The Irish slave trade began when James II sold 30,000 Irish prisoners as slaves to the New World. His Proclamation of 1625 required Irish political prisoners be sent overseas and sold to English settlers in the West Indies. By the mid 1600s, the Irish were the main slaves sold to Antigua and Montserrat. At that time, 70% of the total population of Montserrat were Irish slaves.

Ireland quickly became the biggest source of human livestock for English merchants. The majority of the early slaves to the New World were actually white."

Lies. All lies. White people would never enslave other white people. Everybody knows that.

 

[Equinoxe]

Not the James who sang "Laid", another James.

Exactly! King James Bible James, not "Someone's Got It In For Me" James.

And, I for one, think it's unconscionable that thør confused the two.

 

[islandman]

He managed to use *jigaboo* and *bimbettes* on the same page. And he wonders why his fake *brown* girlfriend left him.

For someone his age to still use language like that, it tells you who they really are deep down inside.

 

[Disgustipated]

What's jigaboo?

Killswitch is half right. Dancing a jig is one thing.

Jigaboo is a derogatory term they used to call blacks back in the day.

 

[kbate]

Lies. All lies. White people would never enslave other white people. Everybody knows that.

True. Because White People are not Sub Human, they cannot be enslaved.

 

[dolf]

Lies. All lies. White people would never enslave other white people. Everybody knows that.

way to ruin 90% of my internal wank fodder

 

[toubab]

True. Because White People are not Sub Human, they cannot be enslaved.

I just remembered something about the Romans enslaving some Barbarians from the North. But the Romans were Italians, and they aren't really white, as everybody knows.

 

[toubab]

way to ruin 90% of my internal wank fodder

Sorry. Just trying to keep it real.

 

[pink]

I have never been to Ireland but I would love to go. Who wants to go with?

 

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[pete]

this thread would have more meat to it if it were titled "Killswitch doesn't care where Ireland is."

and who does?

 

[unregistered]

 

[pete]

Perhaps those of Irish descent? Hmmm?

um... yeah, that was just hypothetical.
and jokey.

hey leave me alone, i just got out of a happy hour!