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Londonguy69 said:
Ahh, the secret dark alley, I have been looking in the wrong place. Let me just follow you down there
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Just walk toward the dumpster and face the wall. You might see some stars and bright spots and such but it won't hurt........for long.
 
Londonguy69 said:
I knew there had to be a catch. Always falling for the honey trap :rolleyes:
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I like guys with big bulges in their pants........(back pocket to be more precise) :D I'm gonna make something on you raise up that's for sure. *note to self next time find a smaller club*
 
Hmmmm, awfally quiet round here. I whistle a little tune an I walk down the street. It echoes amid the silence. Wonder where I can find a classy chicken here?
 
beingtrue2me said:
I like guys with big bulges in their pants........(back pocket to be more precise) :D I'm gonna make something on you raise up that's for sure. *note to self next time find a smaller club*
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*dazed and confused* what? Where am I? Where has my wallet gone and why does my ass hurt? I knew I should never have come to this part of town
 
Londonguy69 said:
*dazed and confused* what? Where am I? Where has my wallet gone and why does my ass hurt? I knew I should never have come to this part of town
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your ass? sweets you got more problems than you know cause I hit you on the head. There was some big dude back here that just got out of prison.......hey you don't think he........ errr sorry :D
 
True story from earlier this year:

The BF was out of town and came back with three out of town co-workers. My BF txt me that he was taking these guys to the hotel bar (where the visitors were staying) downtown Chicago. Said they'd be there from 7-9 and if I wanted to meet him around 8:30, he'd introduce me to them and we'd head to dinner afterwards.


I did meet him around 8:10. I wore my best "hooker" outfit. Absolute skin tight neon blue dress. (The one I only wear in Vegas) Low cut (although I don't have much up there, with the fit my nipples were certainly evident.) Had my hair "big" and wayyyyyy too much make up. 4" matching blue heels.

The cab ride alone that I took made it all worth while. The driver nearly crashed three times until I yelled at him to stop looking in the mirror and drive!

He dropped me off at the hotel bar. While walking in, the reaction of the doorman was priceless. Then when I saw their group in the bar, I simply walked up to the BF and asked the classic "Are you in town for a convention?" His jaw hit the ground not expecting to see me like this.

He recovered pretty quickly and went along with the gag. What was so funny was he must have told his co-workers that his GF was showing up at 8:30 because they kept saying to him ... "Aren't you expecting someone?" Finally I said "Get us a room here where we can be alone." He went and actually did get a room. I was alone with the co-workers for about 15 min while he was signing in. That too was a hoot!

He came back into the bar and made a big show of looking around Said he wanted to make sure no one he "knew" was here. He then grabbed my hand and to the room we went.

The next morning the group was to meet for breakfast. I made sure I passed thru the restaurant so they knew I had spent the night ....

OH .... he did received. that night, what every good hooker would provide and yes .... I DID charge him $200! :)
 
Amberchgo said:
True story from earlier this year:

The BF was out of town and came back with three out of town co-workers. My BF txt me that he was taking these guys to the hotel bar (where the visitors were staying) downtown Chicago. Said they'd be there from 7-9 and if I wanted to meet him around 8:30, he'd introduce me to them and we'd head to dinner afterwards.


I did meet him around 8:10. I wore my best "hooker" outfit. Absolute skin tight neon blue dress. (The one I only wear in Vegas) Low cut (although I don't have much up there, with the fit my nipples were certainly evident.) Had my hair "big" and wayyyyyy too much make up. 4" matching blue heels.

The cab ride alone that I took made it all worth while. The driver nearly crashed three times until I yelled at him to stop looking in the mirror and drive!

He dropped me off at the hotel bar. While walking in, the reaction of the doorman was priceless. Then when I saw their group in the bar, I simply walked up to the BF and asked the classic "Are you in town for a convention?" His jaw hit the ground not expecting to see me like this.

He recovered pretty quickly and went along with the gag. What was so funny was he must have told his co-workers that his GF was showing up at 8:30 because they kept saying to him ... "Aren't you expecting someone?" Finally I said "Get us a room here where we can be alone." He went and actually did get a room. I was alone with the co-workers for about 15 min while he was signing in. That too was a hoot!

He came back into the bar and made a big show of looking around Said he wanted to make sure no one he "knew" was here. He then grabbed my hand and to the room we went.

The next morning the group was to meet for breakfast. I made sure I passed thru the restaurant so they knew I had spent the night ....

OH .... he did received. that night, what every good hooker would provide and yes .... I DID charge him $200! :)
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I can honestly say I much prefer your tale than the one suggesting a guy was given some unexpected anal action. Your tale even has a happy ending $200. You should blow it all on hats!
 
Doog_kuron said:
I can honestly say I much prefer your tale than the one suggesting a guy was given some unexpected anal action. Your tale even has a happy ending $200. You should blow it all on hats!
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Hey one of us in the alley had a happy ending too. Well, two if you want to count bubba. He must be happy cause he has this weird grin all over his goofy face.
 
beingtrue2me said:
I do a lot of things that I am not all that proud of but we can be certain of one thing. This chica does not kiss anyone's ass. Nope.
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What if I asked really, really nicely AND and upped the ante and threw in a packet of mouth mints too? Eh? Eh? ;)
 
Amberchgo said:
Shoes. :)
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You spent $200 on...on shoes?! *rubs his temples*

Shoes? ALL on shoes. $200 on...footwear? Are you crazy. So wait a second, are you saying the secret into a woman's panties is...through her feet? Ok, mind blown. Blood and brain matter covering my walls and couch.
 
Doog_kuron said:
You spent $200 on...on shoes?! *rubs his temples*

Shoes? ALL on shoes. $200 on...footwear? Are you crazy. So wait a second, are you saying the secret into a woman's panties is...through her feet? Ok, mind blown. Blood and brain matter covering my walls and couch.
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I wouldn't even begin to tell you how much I spend each year on shoes. It probably tops the GDP of a small Caribbean country or two.

And (don't take this wrong) if you don't know that womens shoes cost $200 (or more), then you haven't shopped with a girl for shoes lately.
 
Silly man you can spend two hundred dollars and walk out with only ONE shoe if you want to. Don't get me started on purses. Men can by an entire wardrobe for the same money.
 
Amberchgo said:
I wouldn't even begin to tell you how much I spend each year on shoes. It probably tops the GDP of a small Caribbean country or two.

And (don't take this wrong) if you don't know that womens shoes cost $200 (or more), then you haven't shopped with a girl for shoes lately.
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*nods*
 
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