Jenny's New Thread for Homeless Litsters

Good luck!

Jenny, I just don't know what to do. SuzAnne is pretty and funny and has boobies but I can't work up the courage to invite her here. Should I send her a wang pic, even though I'm hung like a stud field mouse? Should I give her shiny things? Or should I just grope you, like I usually do?

I'm so confused.
 
Jenny, I just don't know what to do. SuzAnne is pretty and funny and has boobies but I can't work up the courage to invite her here. Should I send her a wang pic, even though I'm hung like a stud field mouse? Should I give her shiny things? Or should I just grope you, like I usually do?

I'm so confused.

*putting on my psychiatrist glasses* Cock pics. Lots of cock pics. Always works for me. Oh wait...no it doesn't.
Glitter. Sparkly things. Try that. ;)
 
Well sweetie, once again I struck out swinging, so I guess it's you and me, just like always. But before I lay my furry head on your golden globes and sleep like the dead I promise to give you some good tongue action. (Not like last time when I'd just eaten a frozen banana scream sickle).

I love it that you are always here for me.
 
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