Strange things I'm thankful for

[Riles]

So the Canadian Thanksgiving is coming up in a few weeks and though we always say thanks for the BIG things, in my head I often keep a secret guilty list of very odd, often materialistic things I am thankful for.

Here's mine. Do you have any?

Heated leather seats - a must have in Ontario winters.
Chai tea lattes - these are like thanksgiving in a cup.
Massages and facials - YES!
Youthful skin - see above
Costco's Kirkland trail mixes - stuff's like crack
Russian River Valley Pinot Gris - my best find thus far in 2014
Ginger snaps - the snap is important!
Hitachi's Magic Wand - EVERY WOMAN NEEDS ONE
Peppermint tea at 0400hrs - it wakes me up without caffeine
Rabbit fur trimmed moccasins - my birthday gift every year, even bought myself
Cashmere anything! - no comment needed, it's cashmere
Sketchers "Go Walk" - like wearing clouds on my feet
Demi cup bras - makes my girls look 25yrs old
All Wheel Drive - I live in Ontario...again.
Lindt Dark Chocolate w/ Sea Salt - one square + cup of tea = life is bliss
Youporn + search function - thank you!!!
Salt Water Taffy! - soft, fresh, hide the bag after 5 pieces!
Men who smell clean, crisp and subtle - this makes me lightheaded typing it
Indian Summers - self explanatory
Billy Cooke saddles - pretty, pretty, pretty
Wrangler's Booty Up jeans - shhhhh, they're a secret weapon
Sparkley bobbles - cause I'm a gurl first last and always

 

[dolf]

Chai tea lattes - these are like thanksgiving in a cup.

Hitachi's Magic Wand - EVERY WOMAN NEEDS ONE

Sketchers "Go Walk" - like wearing clouds on my feet

love chai latte! so comforting.
likewise, sketchers. they make for happy feet.
but the wand... I had one, found it a bit numbing, and after a couple of years I burnt out the motor. I get through a LOT of sex toys *sigh*

 

[Riles]

love chai latte! so comforting.
likewise, sketchers. they make for happy feet.
but the wand... I had one, found it a bit numbing, and after a couple of years I burnt out the motor. I get through a LOT of sex toys *sigh*

The numbing I get - I don't put it in the hands of an over eager partner often, but when I do I do so with the warning: "with great power comes great responsibility. This thing here can make an orgasm (!!!) OR it can ruin an chance of you getting laid tonight. Tread carefully"

Sometimes I worry I am going to snap the head right off of mine though.

You burn them out or crush them with your all powerful cunt muscles?

 

[dolf]

The numbing I get - I don't put it in the hands of an over eager partner often, but when I do I do so with the warning: "with great power comes great responsibility. This thing here can make an orgasm (!!!) OR it can ruin an chance of you getting laid tonight. Tread carefully"

Sometimes I worry I am going to snap the head right off of mine though.

You burn them out or crush them with your all powerful cunt muscles?

ha! burn them out. wants I burn, rabbits I snap.
I like robust and enthusiastic men.

 

[Riles]

I am thankful for my shift being over and for the warm bed I am going to crawl into in 25mins.
....maybe cake first.

 

[Riles]

I like robust and enthusiastic men.

Yesssss!

There should be an aisle for this at my supermarket. They have everything else.

 

[kbate]

All five of my 3 month old beagle pups jumped right into rabbit chasing without even the slightest hesitation.

That's something to be thankful about.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm thankful cuntbate doesn't live in England.

Is there any chance three month old beagles can go absolutely bonkers and turn on their owners and rip their throats out? That I'd be thankful for. Cuntbate have you got a rabbit suit?

 

[oggbashan]

Living beside the sea. Every time I look out of the house the view is different.

Added: I can see the sea from every room in the house except my study and the downstairs toilet. Upstairs - I can sit on the toilet and still see the sea. Or I can sit on my balcony and watch the tourists hunting for a space to park their car.

Little things:

HP Sauce
Mature Cheddar Cheese
Opera DVDs - most of the excitement without the inconvenience of travelling to London to sit in expensive uncomfortable seats.

 

[Equinoxe]

So the Canadian Thanksgiving is coming up in a few weeks and though we always say thanks for the BIG things, …

Oh, is that what you do at Canadian Thanksgiving? At American Thanksgiving you mostly just eat too much and either argue with or listen to arguments between relatives you don't actually like but have to spend time with because it's a holiday.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Living beside the sea. Every time I look out of the house the view is different.

Added: I can see the sea from every room in the house except my study and the downstairs toilet. Upstairs - I can sit on the toilet and still see the sea. Or I can sit on my balcony and watch the tourists hunting for a space to park their car.

Little things:

HP Sauce
Mature Cheddar Cheese
Opera DVDs - most of the excitement without the inconvenience of travelling to London to sit in expensive uncomfortable seats.

The best! I might send some to Yossi in her care package.

 

[kbate]

I'm thankful cuntbate doesn't live in England.

Is there any chance three month old beagles can go absolutely bonkers and turn on their owners and rip their throats out? That I'd be thankful for. Cuntbate have you got a rabbit suit?

I can't imagine a beagle losing its 3 month old "Cute" long enough for a killing, but I'll check my hunt logs.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Riles]

Oh, is that what you do at Canadian Thanksgiving? At American Thanksgiving you mostly just eat too much and either argue with or listen to arguments between relatives you don't actually like but have to spend time with because it's a holiday.

Wellllll, we do some of that too, but we also add to the torture of trying to act grateful and humbled for the things in our lives.

Actually, because my ex in-laws could never stay sober long, family gatherings were something they didn't often give importance to - just one painful day at Christmas. Whereas thanksgiving is always with MY family who is huge with tradition and merriment. It always starts first thing in morning with my mom and sister, we prep the turkey and veggies and such over mimosas. Then later we have always gone for a fall horseback ride or wagon ride before dinner, which I will now need to figure out it's replacement, but anyhow, then it's an amazing dinner made with all the things I love best from childhood. Lots of playing of games for kids, and usually a hardcore game of....something, with the adults. Last year it was "chicken massacre" on the Wii,

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

My perpetual optimism.

 

[pointless]

Oh, is that what you do at Canadian Thanksgiving? At American Thanksgiving you mostly just eat too much and either argue with or listen to arguments between relatives you don't actually like but have to spend time with because it's a holiday.

maybe you do, but i learned a long time ago to just avoid those assholes because it's not like they give a shit about you either.

 

[HoHoBomb]

Totally thankful for the end of hurricane season.

 

[Equinoxe]

And football.

Do not remind me.

Wellllll, we do some of that too, but we also add to the torture of trying to act grateful and humbled for the things in our lives.

Actually, because my ex in-laws could never stay sober long, family gatherings were something they didn't often give importance to - just one painful day at Christmas. Whereas thanksgiving is always with MY family who is huge with tradition and merriment. It always starts first thing in morning with my mom and sister, we prep the turkey and veggies and such over mimosas. Then later we have always gone for a fall horseback ride or wagon ride before dinner, which I will now need to figure out it's replacement, but anyhow, then it's an amazing dinner made with all the things I love best from childhood. Lots of playing of games for kids, and usually a hardcore game of....something, with the adults. Last year it was "chicken massacre" on the Wii,

Oh. That actually sounds lovely.

maybe you do, but i learned a long time ago to just avoid those assholes because it's not like they give a shit about you either.

In truth, I do none of those things (not even the eating too much part). I actually like most of my relatives; of course, I also never see them, let alone at Thanksgiving.

 

[pink]

love chai latte! so comforting.
likewise, sketchers. they make for happy feet.
but the wand... I had one, found it a bit numbing, and after a couple of years I burnt out the motor. I get through a LOT of sex toys *sigh*

Ditto, My current toy is getting slower and slower.


and I don't find anything weird in your lists.

 

[thør]

Ah, it's materialistic things.......

I do enjoy being able to keep my vehicle in a heated garage in winter.

 

[Noor]

in a kind of random order

My friends and family.
B's friends.
Being able to walk!!!
Al Stewart and a road trip soon
No snow and ice yet!
The dark curtain lifting a bit.
New cozy murder mysteries by women writers
My library
My neighborhood
That I can still pull off an event at the drop of a hate with virtually no money
That the season had begun and I am overbooked every weekend
Memories of those lost
Food
Health insurance
Warm showers
A safe place to sleep.
I am starting to sort of smile again
My car.

 

[Garnate]

When my HGTV magazine comes in I know I'm going to have an amazing day. I actually plan my day around getting to pour over it with a cup of decaf.

 

[marshalt]

Nothing.

 

[Skiddles2014]

I'm thankful for being born a Canadian.

 

[BiTodd]

I am thankful that my over active horny nature led me to find this website and indirectly from that to a whole lot more.