WHITE MEN! Be honest, how awesome it is to be a white woman?

[subdued_passion]

Please answer the question honestly. Cause as a brown female impersonator on Lit, I really wants to know all the amazing things you guys have handed to you soon as you post a pic of your mom's pussy.

 

[subdued_passion]

In case the OP wasn't clear, my question is addressed to the white men pretending to be white women here on Lit.

 

[Queersetti]

OK, I get that there are men posing as women on the interwebz, but are you telling me they are pretending to be their own mothers?

 

[Queersetti]

In case the OP wasn't clear, my question is addressed to the white men pretending to be white women here on Lit.

What do you mean "in case"?

 

[subdued_passion]

OK, I get that there are men posing as women on the interwebz, but are you telling me they are pretending to be their own mothers?

Well I use my mom's pic, so yeah...

What do you mean "in case"?

In crate?

 

[Rambrat]

it's pretty awesome..I get to wear makeup…you know, to cover up those blemishes

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Just another thread that I cannot participate in because I'm only half of something...

 

[Laurel]

Please answer the question honestly. Cause as a brown female impersonator on Lit, I really wants to know all the amazing things you guys have handed to you soon as you post a pic of your mom's pussy.

Are you a "brown" "female impersonator", or a "brown female" "impersonator"?

Or a "brown" "female" "impersonator"?

"I feel like" "I'm making" "air quotes" "around everything I say" "now".

 

[subdued_passion]

Just another thread that I cannot participate in because I'm only half of something...

Avast ye daemon! Get away from my thread that is only meant for all the priveleged white men pretending to be white women on Lit. Take that queer fella and stick to your hall of shame from now on.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Kuffer!

 

[subdued_passion]

Are you a "brown" "female impersonator", or a "brown female" "impersonator"?

Or a "brown" "female" "impersonator"?

"I feel like" "I'm making" "air quotes" "around everything I say" "now".

Let's just call me the "impersonator" and leave it at that.

 

[Queersetti]

Just another thread that I cannot participate in because I'm only half of something...

Sorry, under Lit rules, you'll have to use a picture of your stepmother's pussy.

 

[Rambrat]

what if you don't have a step mom?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Sorry, under Lit rules, you'll have to use a picture of your stepmother's pussy.

I did not have either a step mom or a Stepford mom...



Just a blue-eyed Cherokee (but not named Elizabeth).

 

[RobDownSouth]

Let's just call me the "impersonator" and leave it at that.

You never answer my Skype calls anymore, chuti!

 

[subdued_passion]

what if you don't have a step mom?

What kind of female impersonator does not know how to do a basic tuck and click?

Lazy fuckers!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

☜

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What kind of female impersonator does not know how to do a basic tuck and click?

Lazy fuckers!

Gorilla clear tuck tape!

 

[subdued_passion]

You never answer my Skype calls anymore, chuti!

You mean ever since I became the first transgender newsreader in India...

:hairtoss:

 

[Rambrat]

What kind of female impersonator does not know how to do a basic tuck and click?

Lazy fuckers!

tried that…it didn't work... it's too big..looked like I was taking a shit from behind...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

White man speaks with forked tongue...

 

[subdued_passion]

Gorilla clear tuck tape!

You're still here? Take your untucked junk and git!

tried that…it didn't work... it's too big..looked like I was taking a shit from behind...

You're supposed to take a pic of the front, not the back, silly. It's not your fault, your momma just did a poor job of feminizing you.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

☜

 

[subdued_passion]

Let's just call me the "impersonator" and leave it at that.

In case/crate the post wasn't clear, I'm calling myself the impersonator because I impersonate "EVERY thing".

☜

Stop it. You're scaring the nice white men away.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This apple is out of here!