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Stop acting like a pussy.
Stop acting like a pussy.
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Back witch!
Spare me the vitriol and parasitic insanity you've contracted from the gerbil. The pungent substance from your sharp incisors has left furrows on the very ground you walk upon. It is both repugnant and disturbing.
And, madam, please, brush your teeth! No sane individual enjoys gazing upon the golden and foul hue of such shark shaped molars.
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Back witch!
Spare me the vitriol and parasitic insanity you've contracted from the gerbil. The pungent substance from your sharp incisors has left furrows on the very ground you walk upon. It is both repugnant and disturbing.
And, madam, please, brush your teeth! No sane individual enjoys gazing upon the golden and foul hue of such shark shaped molars.
Montanos
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I'm more than you can handle, pip squeak.
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Madam, perhaps you haven't understood.
I don't wish to 'handle you' at all! By the way, Blitz needs attention. He's rubbing against the warts on your ankles.
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Madam, perhaps you haven't understood.
I don't wish to 'handle you' at all! By the way, Blitz needs attention. He's rubbing against the warts on your ankles.
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You asked for it, faggot.
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Madam, it is with regret that I MUST inform you the lack of refinery in your language, uncouth disposition and blatantly hostile disregard of your pet gerbil Blitz, has caused it to fall ill.
In addition, we theorize the casual vitriol dripping from your golden hued fans may have gotten on its food supply. We ask you, for the sake of simple human kindness, to desist subjecting the poor gerbil to such pointless malice.
Yours,
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AZMotherLover
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So I'm guessing you're not a fan of Charles Bukowski?
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Hmm. I have never read his work. I am not sure if that makes me 'not a fan' as I haven't been subjected to his prose.
Thank you for pointing him out. I think I will try to find some of his efforts.
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He's best known for writing the movie "Barfly", starring Mickey Rourke and Faye Dunaway.
He was a poet, and author, and a drunk.
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Madam, it is with regret that I MUST inform you the lack of refinery in your language, uncouth disposition and blatantly hostile disregard of your pet gerbil Blitz, has caused it to fall ill.
In addition, we theorize the casual vitriol dripping from your golden hued fans may have gotten on its food supply. We ask you, for the sake of simple human kindness, to desist subjecting the poor gerbil to such pointless malice.
Yours,
Montanos
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It would amuse me to wipe Charles Bukowski's ass with your face and then throw you atop PATHETICLEE.
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Considering Charles Bukowski is basically a male version of ... you ... I don't know how to properly take your rebuttal, madam. Though, I theorize, perhaps the man does not abuse his gerbils.
For shame!
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Considering Charles Bukowski is basically a male version of ... you ... I don't know how to properly take your rebuttal, madam. Though, I theorize, perhaps the man does not abuse his gerbils.
For shame!
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Its like military training with obstacle and plenty of shit.
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RoyceConnors
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Are we impressing the drunks and stoners yet?
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I'm neither a drunk nor a stoner, but I support the legalization of all drugs.
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I have no issue with people wanting to toke up here and there to chill out, but I know too many 24/7 stoners who can't pay their rent, but always have a full bong to think legalizing pot is a good thing.
But I forgot....marijuana is not addictive, right?
Blow my mind this country is in a "war against tobacco" but lets legalize pot. Goddamn does the world laugh at us or what?
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I have no issue with people wanting to toke up here and there to chill out, but I know too many 24/7 stoners who can't pay their rent, but always have a full bong to think legalizing pot is a good thing.
But I forgot....marijuana is not addictive, right?
Blow my mind this country is in a "war against tobacco" but lets legalize pot. Goddamn does the world laugh at us or what?
I'm not for drugs, I'm against giving any extra power to the government.
If you think dangerous, mind-altering substances should be illegal, you should support the prohibition of alcohol. At least be consistent. Either you want government control of all drugs, or none.
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Lots of uh, broad sweeping generalizations. There is a land right there in the middle of the extremes. The extremes are kind of just the loudest zones though.
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I, for one, wouldn't mind seeing a marijuana plant in ... oh .. say ... Mars ... if it helped get humanity off the planet before we bomb ourselves back to the Stoneage.
I do find it difficult to equate marijuana with the impulse to space travel. It does, on the other hand, trigger my literary bug.
Montanos
I do find it difficult to equate marijuana with the impulse to space travel. It does, on the other hand, trigger my literary bug.
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You seem to skip where I pointed out I have no issue with someone wanting a high/buzz once in a while.
Very convenient of you.
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Interesting how all the people in that thread are decent and civil towards each other and anyone who posts there. Can't say much for the ones who don't post in it. Every thread I go into has the same ones cursing and downgrading of anyone and everyone, but not in that thread, I wonder why? Booze is legal, just like guns and both of them kill people, but it's ok. Pot has never killed a single soul in the history of mankind and has been used for countless centuries as a medicine from Chinese Emperors up to Queen Victoria.
Pot isn't addictive and that's a fact established by research. The stoners you talk about would be hooked on anything because of their highly addictive natures. Funny how the cops say they've never had a violent pothead, but they have to have a drunk tank to house the drunk offenders and AA and their 12 steps.
It's always amazing to hear from those who don't smoke it and say how bad it is and then listen to those who do smoke it and they say the complete opposite. Ignorance is truly bliss, to be able to live in a world of your own beliefs and make them reality.
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The fool who tried to kick the racecar's ass was using pot, and died. And Michael Brown was on pot when he died trying to kick the cop's ass.
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