Post count shame/ I need an intervention

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I'm a real loser.

I like to come here and post for my entertainment and occasional enlightenment.

Obviously this means I have no life outside of here.

You all need to stop supporting my addiction by NOT posting in this thread as it will only result in me wanting to post responses which in turn will only make my post count higher and my shame greater.

TYIA.
 
I meet people when they deliver stuff to my doorstep. Sometimes I even make eye contact before slamming the door on their face.
 
I'm a real loser.

I like to come here and post for my entertainment and occasional enlightenment.

Obviously this means I have no life outside of here.

You all need to stop supporting my addiction by NOT posting in this thread as it will only result in me wanting to post responses which in turn will only make my post count higher and my shame greater.

TYIA.

loser? shame?

*peals of laughter*

come and see me when your posts-per-day are over 35. then we'll talk shame.

;)
 
It sounds like the rest of you need an intervention as well. Maybe we should join a support group. Or just start one here for convenience sake. We can talk about how we can work on suppressing our urge to post on lit.
 
Make yourself useful and figure out a way to shame Chevetteman from posting.
 
It sounds like the rest of you need an intervention as well. Maybe we should join a support group. Or just start one here for convenience sake. We can talk about how we can work on suppressing our urge to post on lit.

You could plan to do the NaNoWriMo challenge.

It would stop you posting on Literotica for a month but won't necessarily get you outside the house - unless you join a local support group who sit around talking about the writing they aren't doing.
 
You could plan to do the NaNoWriMo challenge.

It would stop you posting on Literotica for a month but won't necessarily get you outside the house - unless you join a local support group who sit around talking about the writing they aren't doing.

It so won't. I did that and still posted on Lit all the time. 30,000 isn't that much.
 
For 65 years I've sought intelligent life to interact with, and every time I suspect I'm close to finding it she reveals she's carrying Elvis' baby or bites the neck off a cola bottle. Its futile.
 
I'm a real loser.

I like to come here and post for my entertainment and occasional enlightenment.

Obviously this means I have no life outside of here.

You all need to stop supporting my addiction by NOT posting in this thread as it will only result in me wanting to post responses which in turn will only make my post count higher and my shame greater.

TYIA.

look at you. with this one 5 line post i bet you've managed to waste 14 hours already. because it takes that long to write these posts.

fuck me, i started this thing at 6pm last evening and it's nearly 2am!
 
I'm a real loser.

I like to come here and post for my entertainment and occasional enlightenment.

Obviously this means I have no life outside of here.

You all need to stop supporting my addiction by NOT posting in this thread as it will only result in me wanting to post responses which in turn will only make my post count higher and my shame greater.

TYIA.

Outside, there be Monsters!
 
I'm a real loser.

I like to come here and post for my entertainment and occasional enlightenment.

Obviously this means I have no life outside of here.

You all need to stop supporting my addiction by NOT posting in this thread as it will only result in me wanting to post responses which in turn will only make my post count higher and my shame greater.

TYIA.

I suspect that someone is calling attention to her proximity to the magical 10,000 post benchmark.
 
look at you. with this one 5 line post i bet you've managed to waste 14 hours already. because it takes that long to write these posts.

fuck me, i started this thing at 6pm last evening and it's nearly 2am!

I do that on tumblr tho. That shit is like crack.
 
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