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Sarah palin getting lots of BBC
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Sean Renaud
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Why are you giving the bears brain damage?
jacktar48
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Duh. Because otherwise they'd have nothing in common with Sarah, you dolt. There has to be a possibility of a meaningful relationship or it would just be immoral.
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All of this would happen within sight of Russia, I hope.
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Maybe if we had a time machine, as it stands neither is half as attractive as Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachman objectively. If we had a time machine though we'd all make a B-Line for Jackie-O though.
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Time machines can be used for good or for evil. I'll skip J Edgar Hoover's TV/CD gangbang, thank you very much.
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I though she already did this the last time she went to an NBA basketball game. 
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the problem is we have not seen her being gangbanged by a large group of black men
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So what you really want is a movie of her getting gangbanged by BBC?
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i would like to see a a movie or read a good long story about it
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I'm sorry, are you comparing "not having proof of one's ethnicity" and "speaking poorly, even though it's true they were in debt after Bill left office" with absolutely anything Palin has said?
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i think everyone in here can agree that a good long story about sarah palin being gangbanged by black guys would be great
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It might be more amusing if Sarah and Hillary develop an affection for each other, the Bill wanders in...he see's the two women in the world he hasn't had yet in each other's arms, and is overcome with lust...
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Actually, it would be good to do a story on the Palin family having a drunken fight at a house party. It seems like conservative women like to ask: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? after having a few drinks.
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They did seem to provide an extra fat plot bunny with that stunt over the weekend. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction when you have:
Sarah screeching about how important she was.
Track stripping down in the middle of the street and flipping off everyone.
Bristol tossing her baby aside so she can throw punches.
And poor Todd ends up sitting on the curb nursing a bloody nose.
Hell...shift it to December, toss in a snowmobile, some actual sex, and Sarah ending up with a Christmas tree shoved up her ass, and you've got a great entry for the winter holiday contest.
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LadyVer
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They did seem to provide an extra fat plot bunny with that stunt over the weekend. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction when you have:
Sarah screeching about how important she was.
Track stripping down in the middle of the street and flipping off everyone.
Bristol tossing her baby aside so she can throw punches.
And poor Todd ends up sitting on the curb nursing a bloody nose.
Hell...shift it to December, toss in a snowmobile, some actual sex, and Sarah ending up with a Christmas tree shoved up her ass, and you've got a great entry for the winter holiday contest.
Sounds good to me!
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They did seem to provide an extra fat plot bunny with that stunt over the weekend. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction when you have:
Sarah screeching about how important she was.
Track stripping down in the middle of the street and flipping off everyone.
Bristol tossing her baby aside so she can throw punches.
And poor Todd ends up sitting on the curb nursing a bloody nose.
Hell...shift it to December, toss in a snowmobile, some actual sex, and Sarah ending up with a Christmas tree shoved up her ass, and you've got a great entry for the winter holiday contest.
Sarah could be the angel on top of the tree.
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or even better she could get gangbanged by black santa clauses with big black cocks
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And their walruses. They MUST bring their walruses.
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I think that was taken for granted. But how about a humpback whale? See how she handles that!
About time a human got harpooned for a change.
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I read that male porpoises have been known to sexually assault human females. Of course, the male Amazon River Dolphin fucks any available hole, including the nasal passages of other ARDs of either gender (think, nose-gasm), and I guess they'll also go for any human with an available orifice.
But, can Sarah swim?
