The Playground's Award Show: "the Litties"

[IhateClowns]

This is for fun. Don't turn this into something it isn't supposed to be.

Welcome to the 1st. annual LITTIES!!!!

So here is how it works. For the next week until Friday Sept 19th you can email me your up to 3 nominations for each catagory. Your nominations will be completely confidential. If you are concerned with this then I can email you mine as well.

After Friday I will tally up the results and put in random order the top 5 from each catagory. Then on Sunday the 21st at 6pm central time I will announce the winners. At that time if you have won you can give an acceptance post. If you are not one of the top 5 and want to be a presenter for any of the catagories then messsage me and let me know.

Now please realize that I have called a top tier award show host to host our first annual LITTIES. It is top secret and as I know all 3 of you that give a shit about this idea are on pins and needles wondering which celebrity it is. Well due to the confidentiality contract that was signed I cannot give out this information at this time.

ONCE AGAIN THIS IS FOR FUN SHIT DICKS. ALL WHINERS, BITCHES, DICKS AND MOANERS GO ELSEWHERE.

Ok here are the catagories.

1) Best new thread of 2014. (No part 2 threads, strictly new threads)

2) Best overall thread new or old.

3) Best new female playgrounder of 2014.

4) Best new male playgrounder of 2014.

5) Most missed playgrounder who hasnt posted since before 2014.

6) Nicest female playgrounder.

7) Nicest male playgrounder.

8) Lifetime achievement award. Has to have been around for 5 years or more.

9) Funniest female playgrounder.

10) Funniest male playgrounder.

11) Sexiest female playgrounder.

12) Sexiest male playgrounder.

13) Litser who best personifies what the PG is all about.

And that is it. Email me your picks. Up to 3 per catagory. Can only be counted once so you cant put the same person 3 times for sexiest. You can put them for best new comer and funniest though.

Please don't get upset or offended if you aren't a top 5 nomination. This is just for fun. Plus if you arent then work on it for next year.

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!

 

[IhateClowns]

Yes you can nominate the same person for multiple catagories. Yes you can nominate yourself if you wish. I have nominated myself for best newcomer and the full of shit catagory.

 

[cowslinger64]

I vote for cowslinger in all the wang carrier categories.

 

[IhateClowns]

I vote for cowslinger in all the wang carrier categories.

Wang carrier? Like your mouth?

 

[IhateClowns]

By the way you have already been nominated twice. Not sure what you are slipping into these women's drinks but it is apparently working.

 

[cowslinger64]

Wang carrier? Like your mouth?

That was supposed to be between you and I man. WTF?

 

[Little_Sister]

By the way you have already been nominated twice. Not sure what you are slipping into these women's drinks but it is apparently working.

Its the drinks... We like to drink, period.

 

[IhateClowns]

That was supposed to be between you and I man. WTF?

Lol nice

Its the drinks... We like to drink, period.

Must be. I guess you get used to that bitter taste.

 

[IhateClowns]

7 people have responded so far and right now ravi leads the way in sexiest female litster. Hmmmmm

 

[lexieredefined]

7 people have responded so far and right now ravi leads the way in sexiest female litster. Hmmmmm

Are you supposed to tell leading candidates?

 

[may_I_please]

7 people have responded so far and right now ravi leads the way in sexiest female litster. Hmmmmm

Mousie will be upset about that

 

[MausAss]

Do you just PM your nominations?

 

[elli1]

Mousie will be upset about that

i was about to say that

 

[MausAss]

Mousie will be upset about that

No I won't.

 

[IhateClowns]

Are you supposed to tell leading candidates?

Well true. Sorry to spoil that announcement. Surely they're sexier female playgrounders than Ravi though.

 

[may_I_please]

No I won't.

You're so brave

 

[IhateClowns]

Do you just PM your nominations?

Yes. Just pm them my way.

 

[IhateClowns]

Thanks to those that have voted so far and are enjoying the idea of it.

 

[Ellafun]

I had to go get my glasses because I thought you were awarding Titties.

Is there a category for most-blind playgrounder?


*grumble, grumble, grumble...

 

[JudasIscariot]

I'd like to vote but it's to hard to do on my phone.

All the copy n paste shit, besides I've got a shit memory.

So yeah.

Great thread though, and idea.

 

[Little_Sister]

I'd like to vote but it's to hard to do on my phone.

All the copy n paste shit, besides I've got a shit memory.

So yeah.

Great thread though, and idea.

I think there should be a most quotable category! I vote for Shaun... Some of my faves from him... "Every hole is a goal" & "Huffin before Muffin"

 

[Suz_anne]

I had to go get my glasses because I thought you were awarding Titties.

Is there a category for most-blind playgrounder?


*grumble, grumble, grumble...

*perks up* Titties?

I think this is such a fun idea!

 

[JoyDyan]

I had to go get my glasses because I thought you were awarding Titties.

Is there a category for most-blind playgrounder?


*grumble, grumble, grumble...

OMG! So did I!

 

[JoyDyan]

I'd like to vote but it's to hard to do on my phone.

All the copy n paste shit, besides I've got a shit memory.

So yeah.

Great thread though, and idea.

The only thing you have to send IHC is the word 'Joy'. I know I'm your favorite.

 

[JudasIscariot]

The only thing you have to send IHC is the word 'Joy'. I know I'm your favorite.

I'll get right on it.

Especially for funniest male.