Here's an idea

[Garnate]

Instead of bitching about chat, GO OUT AND GET LAID.

Tell your wife you've gotta go back to work, kiss your children's sleeping heads and take your disgusting ass out and have actual sex. Or, you know, fuck your actual wife.

Just need help getting yourself off? PICK ONE OF THE THOUSANDS OF FREE PORN VIDEO SITES LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON.

I don't see what the goddamn problem is with people desperate to use the chat room here. I've been here 6 years and I've yet to hear one decent reason why chat is so fucking awesome. Now, this comes from someone who thinks cyber sex is a waste of fucking time when I can just go and put someone's dick inside the hole of my choosing so take this with a grain of salt if you want, but jesus fucking H.

Do you live out in the desert? Trapped on a deserted mountain side? Live in Siberia? I think these are the only acceptable reasons for needing a chat room. Either that or you're cheating on someone. So what is it? You came to the GB with the sole purpose of asking about chat, even though there's a sticky answering that very question, so explain why you love chat? Is it the anonymous, hard-to-follow, very public conversations? Or do you get off on the aggravation that comes from just trying to get into one? WHAT IS IT?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

The answer to "What is it?"

They could not get laid in a whore house with a fist full of Benjamins and a bottle of lube. So, they need "chat".

 

[The Greek]

So.....chat isn't working?

 

[Garnate]

The answer to "What is it?"

They could not get laid in a whore house with a fist full of Benjamins and a bottle of lube. So, they need "chat".

That's all I can assume. Seriously.

 

[Garnate]

So.....chat isn't working?

*Snicker*

 

[glynndah]

So, I guess you couldn't get into chat tonight, either?

bitch.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

That is OK - while they look for the tissues the rule is we DRINK!

 

[Garnate]

So, I guess you couldn't get into chat tonight, either?

bitch.

Of course I could but you never showed up.


hoor.

That is OK - while they look for the tissues the rule is we DRINK!

I am always going to be okay with this rule.

 

[1sickbastard]

Instead of bitching about chat, GO OUT AND GET LAID.

Tell your wife you've gotta go back to work, kiss your children's sleeping heads and take your disgusting ass out and have actual sex. Or, you know, fuck your actual wife.

Just need help getting yourself off? PICK ONE OF THE THOUSANDS OF FREE PORN VIDEO SITES LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON.

I don't see what the goddamn problem is with people desperate to use the chat room here. I've been here 6 years and I've yet to hear one decent reason why chat is so fucking awesome. Now, this comes from someone who thinks cyber sex is a waste of fucking time when I can just go and put someone's dick inside the hole of my choosing so take this with a grain of salt if you want, but jesus fucking H.

Do you live out in the desert? Trapped on a deserted mountain side? Live in Siberia? I think these are the only acceptable reasons for needing a chat room. Either that or you're cheating on someone. So what is it? You came to the GB with the sole purpose of asking about chat, even though there's a sticky answering that very question, so explain why you love chat? Is it the anonymous, hard-to-follow, very public conversations? Or do you get off on the aggravation that comes from just trying to get into one? WHAT IS IT?

No, don't hold back, say what's really on your mind...

 

[Garnate]

No, don't hold back, say what's really on your mind...

I get kind of angry sometimes.

 

[Sinny]

You are making me so moist right now.

No, right there. Right. There.

 

[Garnate]

You are making me so moist right now.

No, right there. Right. There.

Sluuuuuuurp!




See? You don't need a fucking chat room to get publicly pervy.

 

[glynndah]

Of course I could but you never showed up.


hoor.

I waited for hours! The bitch room was filled with some very interesting characters but every single one of them had nipples!

bitch.

 

[Garnate]

I waited for hours! The bitch room was filled with some very interesting characters but every single one of them had nipples!

bitch.

Ooooh sure, rub that in my face in front of all my friends and family! You're a real piece of work, lady!


I mean hoor.

 

[glynndah]

Ooooh sure, rub that in my face in front of all my friends and family! You're a real piece of work, lady!


I mean hoor.

You want me to rub your nipple-less breasts in your own face?!? Okay, if that's what you really want.

{I had so many more inventive ideas in mind.}

bitch.

 

[Garnate]

You want me to rub your nipple-less breasts in your own face?!? Okay, if that's what you really want.

{I had so many more inventive ideas in mind.}

bitch.

Save it for the chat room, sister. That stuff is gold.

 

[Sean Renaud]

The answer to "What is it?"

They could not get laid in a whore house with a fist full of Benjamins and a bottle of lube. So, they need "chat".

That's not a good reason to keep chat away from me. I mean sure I have to tie a pork chop around my neck to get dog to play with me, and I'm not balding my hair is running away from my face, and I have no personality to make up for it but holy shit.

 

[Garnate]

That's not a good reason to keep chat away from me. I mean sure I have to tie a pork chop around my neck to get dog to play with me, and I'm not balding my hair is running away from my face, and I have no personality to make up for it but holy shit.

LOL!

Here's a scenario for people:

You walk into a party full of people, all having conversations with each other. You can't see anyone and you have no idea who anyone is talking to but you have to somehow insert yourself into a conversation. You still can't see anyone but everyone in the room can hear every word you say and they're going to either ignore you or answer you, but if they don't say your name, you have no idea whether they're even talking to you.

Does that sound appealing at all? Am I alone in thinking that would be a nightmare? I can understand the thrill of getting to talk to other people from around the world in real time when the internet was new but wtf. How is this still a thing?

 

[glynndah]

LOL!

Here's a scenario for people:

You walk into a party full of people, all having conversations with each other. You can't see anyone and you have no idea who anyone is talking to but you have to somehow insert yourself into a conversation. You still can't see anyone but everyone in the room can hear every word you say and they're going to either ignore you or answer you, but if they don't say your name, you have no idea whether they're even talking to you.

Does that sound appealing at all? Am I alone in thinking that would be a nightmare? I can understand the thrill of getting to talk to other people from around the world in real time when the internet was new but wtf. How is this still a thing?

If you'd get your breasts out of your face, maybe you could see me when I'm talking to you.

bitch.

 

[thør]

Instead of bitching about chat, GO OUT AND GET LAID.

Tell your wife you've gotta go back to work, kiss your children's sleeping heads and take your disgusting ass out and have actual sex. Or, you know, fuck your actual wife.

Just need help getting yourself off? PICK ONE OF THE THOUSANDS OF FREE PORN VIDEO SITES LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON.

I don't see what the goddamn problem is with people desperate to use the chat room here. I've been here 6 years and I've yet to hear one decent reason why chat is so fucking awesome. Now, this comes from someone who thinks cyber sex is a waste of fucking time when I can just go and put someone's dick inside the hole of my choosing so take this with a grain of salt if you want, but jesus fucking H.

Do you live out in the desert? Trapped on a deserted mountain side? Live in Siberia? I think these are the only acceptable reasons for needing a chat room. Either that or you're cheating on someone. So what is it? You came to the GB with the sole purpose of asking about chat, even though there's a sticky answering that very question, so explain why you love chat? Is it the anonymous, hard-to-follow, very public conversations? Or do you get off on the aggravation that comes from just trying to get into one? WHAT IS IT?

I quoted this because it's too fucking long to read.

 

[thør]

If you'd get your breasts out of your face, maybe you could see me when I'm talking to you.

bitch.

Actually, I like her in that position.

 

[Garnate]

If you'd get your breasts out of your face, maybe you could see me when I'm talking to you.

bitch.

That's a full time job and ain't nobody got time for that.


hoor.

I quoted this because it's too fucking long to read.

I rant therefore I am.

 

[The Greek]

LOL!

Here's a scenario for people:

You walk into a party full of people, all having conversations with each other. You can't see anyone and you have no idea who anyone is talking to but you have to somehow insert yourself into a conversation. You still can't see anyone but everyone in the room can hear every word you say and they're going to either ignore you or answer you, but if they don't say your name, you have no idea whether they're even talking to you.

Does that sound appealing at all? Am I alone in thinking that would be a nightmare? I can understand the thrill of getting to talk to other people from around the world in real time when the internet was new but wtf. How is this still a thing?

I thought you were the center of conversation with your username, 'IGoCrazyForCockPics'

 

[thør]

I rant therefore I am.

Yada yada.....

 

[Que]

Actually, I do live on a mountain side in the desert.

I shaved my handsome cranium and considered making the trek down the mountain 38 miles to the nearest decent bar.

Then I remembered I had a stack of books that I bought on my last trip to the big city.

I'm a hundred pages into a Patterson.