The Official Author's Hangout 2014 Summer Lovin' Contest Support Thread

[lovecraft68]

Finally got my Halloween bunny. It is more human horror than supernatural because I won't put that here.

It should go into LW and should be.....

My goal is to make Geronimo Appleby envious of my hate mail.

 

[rippitydoo]

You and I are fortunate to be men because if we were women our opinions would have earned us rape threats and threats of violence, by the "real men" of lit, the ones the site caters to and embraces.

I don't see that as luck... To me, a threat is like a trip (when walking) or an empty gun: Useless & not the least bit painful or troublesome. I trip all the time, but the proverbial 9/10, I catch myself, & feel no pain. One time, broke my jaw, which was certainly painful... But threats or guns without bullets? Point 'em at me whenever you want.

Call me any kind of troll all you want, as none of those IDs are true.

Also, 2 things for Bard:

1] You don't need to throw hands up & walk off; Simply admit you were (intentionally or not) making a false statement, & got caught.


2] Why doesn't Laurel...?! B/c same as the place has inactive Mods, it has inactive Admins, &/or the Admins have jobs they don't want to do. Case in point: I have contacted Laurel many times over a long time about CHYOO site-&/or-Forum problems, & seen both rule-violations (by the current Mod) & lack of activity (by the Admins) to the point the site & forums for it have both gone new places, where the reinstated staff (same as here) violated rules & (ironically) banned me for what they claimed was spamming & other rule-violations on my part.

I have posted in the CHYOO forums here about things (since I see that some are often "visiting" those Forums), but the same old Staff must be among the visitors, as every post I make is promptly removed.

 

[Sammael Bard]

1] You don't need to throw hands up & walk off; Simply admit you were (intentionally or not) making a false statement, & got caught.

You argue even after me saying that not all problems get fixed.

Not all problems are solved and if solved, they aren't fixed immediately. But claiming that no moderation happens here is fallacious.

I thought about having a sane argument because we're in the AH. But you don't even deserve that.

You know what?

I find scouries amusing. Even though, I slug him at every given chance, I find it noteworthy that he's still adadmant about a fake contest. Even JBJ has something intellectual to say once in a while.

But you? You are incorrigible as a Master Dumbass.

I don't know why I've been replying to you, but I think I would be wasting my breath.

You keep saying you're not a 'kiddy', but you keep proving it otherwise.

 

[rippitydoo]

You argue even after me saying that not all problems get fixed.

The more you say anything at all, the more you approach getting added to my list of problems.

I thought about having a sane argument because we're in the AH. But you don't even deserve that.

It's not a question of what I deserve, but what you're capable of... In this case that is the honest reason you aren't having a sane argument (not to mention why you insist on arguing instead of simply discussing things).

I find scouries amusing. Even though, I slug him at every given chance, I find it noteworthy that he's still adadmant about a fake contest. Even JBJ has something intellectual to say once in a while.

But you? You are incorrigible as a Master Dumbass.

You are simply incorrect; You (like many people, I am sure) prefer to think I am the one of us with the lower intellect, though the fact is you are the one who fails to understand what I write. (Lower intellect is basically proven by your mistakes in punctuation & spelling when stating your feelings about the others.)

I don't know why I've been replying to you, but I think I would be wasting my breath.

You keep saying you're not a 'kiddy', but you keep proving it otherwise.

You again prove low intellect by wondering why you are doing something, then admitting you would be wasting your breath if you did so.

You keep acting mature, & immature simultaneously, as though you're only doing one, or anyone actually cares which one you truly are.

 

[Sammael Bard]

The more you say anything at all, the more you approach getting added to my list of problems.

Talk about fluency.

It's not a question of what I deserve, but what you're capable of... In this case that is the honest reason you aren't having a sane argument (not to mention why you insist on arguing instead of simply discussing things).

No one can have a sane discussion/argument when the person on the other side is a blind nitpicky troll.

You are simply incorrect;

Says you, the kiddy troll.

You (like many people, I am sure) prefer to think I am the one of us with the lower intellect, though the fact is you are the one who fails to understand what I write. (Lower intellect is basically proven by your mistakes in punctuation & spelling when stating your feelings about the others.)

LOL. You don't even know the fucking difference between intelligence and intellect. Given the case of your premature brain, I shouldn't be surprised.

Quite a method you have there for deciding the 'intellect' of a person.

Given your eloquence in your posts, try not to humiliate yourself by being a Grammar Nazi.

You again prove low intellect by wondering why you are doing something, then admitting you would be wasting your breath if you did so.

You keep acting mature, & immature simultaneously, as though you're only doing one, or anyone actually cares which one you truly are.

You're a whining bitch. Hence proved.

This is the last time I'm replying to a whiny 12 year old.

So long, kiddo.

 

[rippitydoo]

Talk about fluency.

The only reason you have to discuss "fluency" is when it's following "in-", as your posts make everyone sick.

No one can have a sane discussion/argument when the person on the other side is a blind nitpicky troll.

Who was the first person to tell you that, because I know it's not me?

Says you, the kiddy troll.

If that's your observation, maybe your lack of comprehension is due to a problem with your eyes.

LOL. You don't even know the fucking difference between intelligence and intellect. Given the case of your premature brain, I shouldn't be surprised.

I know the difference, but didn't assume you knew it, as you have proven to have innumerable problems with grammar & spelling.

As for cases, where is the one they're keeping your brain in? You're obviously not using it.

Quite a method you have there for deciding the 'intellect' of a person.

No need to decide your intellect: The unanimous decision is "None".

Given your eloquence in your posts, try not to humiliate yourself by being a Grammar Nazi.

Don't warn me about humiliation, when that is what you spend the vast majority of your posts doing to yourself.

You're a whining bitch. Hence proved.

You've only proven you're able to use a computer, & that I am superior in intellect, intelligence, & maturity.

This is the last time I'm replying to a whiny 12 year old.

It's incorrect to say it's "the last time" you'll do something you aren't at the time doing.

So long, kiddo.

I love "Jeopardy!" The correct question is, "What is the proper way to describe the crevasse between our IQs?"

 

[Daniel_Matthews]

The only reason you have to discuss "fluency" is when it's following "in-", as your posts make everyone sick.



Who was the first person to tell you that, because I know it's not me?



If that's your observation, maybe your lack of comprehension is due to a problem with your eyes.



I know the difference, but didn't assume you knew it, as you have proven to have innumerable problems with grammar & spelling.

As for cases, where is the one they're keeping your brain in? You're obviously not using it.



No need to decide your intellect: The unanimous decision is "None".



Don't warn me about humiliation, when that is what you spend the vast majority of your posts doing to yourself.



You've only proven you're able to use a computer, & that I am superior in intellect, intelligence, & maturity.



It's incorrect to say it's "the last time" you'll do something you aren't at the time doing.



I love "Jeopardy!" The correct question is, "What is the proper way to describe the crevasse between our IQs?"

GB Troll Alert ^^^^

 

[Devilius]

Decided to see what the hub-bub was all about.

Find out it's that kiddy troll making a fuss here.

 

[rippitydoo]

Decided to see what the hub-bub was all about.

Find out it's that kiddy troll making a fuss here.

Kiddy? Wrong.
Troll? Also wrong.

That's 2 strikes... Must I be the one to out you?!

Wanna know what it's really all about? This is the contest thread, but the reason they're all replying to/about me (even after saying they're done doing so) instead is lack of confidence in their ability to win the contest.

Irony of that is since they all have it, none of them necessarily know whose are better than the rest, so it could very well be one of the people wasting their time on me that wins it.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Decided to see what the hub-bub was all about.

Find out it's that kiddy troll making a fuss here.

Not really.

It'd be near impossible to make a fuss when he has his head so far up into his ass.

I guess he finds a way around it...somehow.

 

[manyeyedhydra]

Anyone know the deadline for this?

Is it midday tomorrow (the 6th) or midnight tomorrow night?

Story went on longer than expected. Going to be tight whether I get it in on time.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Anyone know the deadline for this?

Is it midday tomorrow (the 6th) or midnight tomorrow night?

Story went on longer than expected. Going to be tight whether I get it in on time.

I suppose it's midnight.

 

[rippitydoo]

Not really.

It'd be near impossible to make a fuss when he has his head so far up into his ass.

I guess he finds a way around it...somehow.

My head is far up...Above yours, if by having my head up above, you are referring to my repeatedly-proven higher IQ.

Then again, suppose I should give you credit for being able to find a way to do something you yourself claim is impossible...

...Unless of course you're just lying about the difficulty in an attempt to kiss your own ass (which is probably not the first time you've pulled a head out of it).

 

[sr71plt]

Anyone know the deadline for this?

Is it midday tomorrow (the 6th) or midnight tomorrow night?

Story went on longer than expected. Going to be tight whether I get it in on time.

Midnight Eastern U.S. time on the 6th.

 

[Devilius]

Not really.

It'd be near impossible to make a fuss when he has his head so far up into his ass.

I guess he finds a way around it...somehow.

Nah.

Actually, he loves rambling to himself. I guess it's easier to hear himself with his head up in his arse.

 

[rippitydoo]

Nah.

Actually, he loves rambling to himself. I guess it's easier to hear himself with his head up in his arse.

It's not rambling to myself when I have more people responding than I can count at the moment.

That's fine.... Keep calling me an idiot while proving yourselves to be the idiots.

 

[Sammael Bard]

Nah.

Actually, he loves rambling to himself. I guess it's easier to hear himself with his head up in his arse.

Kiddo can't concentrate on replying while he's on the lookout for his mommy. She will visit his basement lair anytime now.

 

[Devilius]

Kiddo can't concentrate on replying while he's on the lookout for his mommy. She will visit his basement lair anytime now.

I'll take pity and stop distracting him.

Don't want his ass spanked 'coz of me, otherwise his kiddy mentality will hold a grudge against me for the rest of his Lit life.

 

[RejectReality]

Meanwhile, back on the ranch...

Mine's doing reasonably well at a little over 400 votes right now. Lots of story and author favorites, and new votes/comments/favorites on the back catalog, so mission accomplished

We'll see what happens tomorrow. It seems as though the voting has been more spread out in the last six months or so. Instead of a bum rush on day one that quickly trickles out, it's been a slower burn that takes a couple of days to hit the peak.

Tried to check my numbers at work today on my dumb phone ( don't use it enough to spring for a smartphone ) and kept getting blocked by the new security added to the site. Not enough memory to handle the security packets

 

[Learin]

Great!

TSB, remind me never to cross paths with you...and DA too.

 

[oggbashan]

My last minute entry to the Contest is posted:

http://www.literotica.com/s/long-holiday

 

[patientlee]

Just lost two votes. Somebody's runnin' the sweeper!

 

[Hypoxia]

Eleven hours till deadline. Can I write a last-minute entry? SHOULD I write it? Am I hindered by having zero ideas for a new summer story? Must think fast here...

 

[TxRad]

Just lost two votes. Somebody's runnin' the sweeper!

one vote gone and the story gained a half a tenth.

 

[Hypoxia]

one vote gone and the story gained a half a tenth.

PRICKLY PAIRS was approved a day ago. Just now, votes dropped from 260 to 258 but score stayed at 4.22. One explicit 1-bomber left a comment that this vanilla LW tale is "a bi-product of incest inbreeding and sci- fi fantasy". Huh? Guess it's my anti-fan club. And now it's just ten hours till deadline. Dare I?

EDIT: Yes, I dare. A TASTE OF INCEST - A TASTE OF LEMONADE just might be done in time. If not... it can go into regular rotation, no problem. But I *think* I can finish 3000-odd words on this in the next... six hours now. As long as my partner leaves me alone so I can write. (Halfway done now...)