Good news just out on the economy!

[4est_4est_Gump]

Let me be the first to congratulate President Obama and the Democrat Party on their turn-around of the economy.



Boy, it sure is hard to admit that you were wrong.

:Fremdschämen:

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

142,000 jobs last month!


Unemployment at 6.1% Oh man, oh man, it don't get much better than that!


Cue Boobs in 5..., 4..., 3...

 

[Que]

The whole announce good news, revise downward, include the revised out jobs from last month to the next month, ignore the part time vs full time numbers, ignore median income and ignore those who have dropped through the cracks cycle is really quite dizzying.

 

[Que]

142,000 jobs last month!


Unemployment at 6.1% Oh man, oh man, it don't get much better than that!


Cue Boobs in 5..., 4..., 3...

...and how many many more workers turned 16 above the number that retired?

On my birthday in 1965 344,000 people were born.

edit...

Ok picking at random 8/15/1998 376,000 births...

lets round down to 350K x 31 days = 11.6 million 16 year-olds last month. I guess some of them did not get jobs?

Now, how many retirees?

Aw fuck it math is hard...

YAY...everything is coming up roses!!!!!

WOO HOO...142,000 people. We could employ an entire small town!!

Wait...those are new jobs.

Did we lose any?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I don't want to work,
I want to bang on the drums all day!

That's the way you do it!
Your money for nothin'
Your checks for free...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

'65?


Pup...

 

[phrodeau]

There was a time when AJ claimed to be non-partisan. We all knew it was bullshit, but kind of cute.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

LINK?


From the git-go I claimed to be a reformed Democrat because the party left me. I have been solidly Libertarian since 1999.


Go fuck yourself, or let moobs give you a reach-around.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Now, lecture us on how great YOUR economy is.



Fucktard...

 

[Busybody]

twice as many dropped out

then found "employment"

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Where's the degen'rate MERC???

They're all retiring!

'Cept story after story keeps detailing how they CAN'T retire and are stuck in low-wage part-time jobs!

Obama really wants granny to eat dog food before he eases her into her end-of-life counseling!

 

[Que]

They play their little games, extol their little victories.

When you point out that there are less man-hours worked total? Silence.

Less wages cumulatively? Silence.

Less money per worker? Silence.

Less actual workers receiving a paycheck? Silence.

Actual economics is like gravity. You cannot defy it.

It is like watching the floor program in gymnastics watching them bend and contort and try.

Doesn't matter. If the sea rises another 2mm and the mercury another half a degree we are all dead anyway.

Innumeracy. Why can't lil Johnny figger?

 

[Busybody]

Where's the degen'rate MERC???

They're all retiring!

'Cept story after story keeps detailing how they CAN'T retire and are stuck in low-wage part-time jobs!

Obama really wants granny to eat dog food before he eases her into her end-of-life counseling!

Poon Zandi is here......under an alter ergo!

between LIB> YEAH! and Poon Zandi.....he is disgraced

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

All the models said TO THE MOON ALICE!!!

I expect to hear the word unexpectedly all the way to November...

 

[Adre]

Nothing makes the OP happier than a little negative news on the economy. Let's go back to 2008 when times were good!!

 

[Busybody]

Nothing makes the OP happier than a little negative news on the economy. Let's go back to 2008 when times were good!!

no one is happy

SCHMUCK

 

[Busybody]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rIZfaHBJWHE/TGLhp2xwSsI/AAAAAAAAV2Y/OGvNNiDu0NE/s1600/Bull+in+a+China+Shop+By+Eric+Allie.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

I don't want to work,
I want to bang on the drums all day!

That's the way you do it!
Your money for nothin'
Your checks for free...

That's why you quit your job, right?
Send your squaw off to her hospital job every morning, so she can bring home the bacon.
Must be a blow to your Native American pride to no longer be able to provide food for your family.

#AJtheEmasculated
#NewMoanYa
#ChiefBadHeart

 

[Que]

Rerun. Get some new material. This isn't worth of syndication.

No one cares about your tired little barbs about your decade long petty little feuds.

 

[Amberchgo]

Chicago just raised the min wage to $13. That has to be good news for the economy!

 

[Busybody]

for the 12 people that will get it

not so good for the 100's that will be layed off

 

[Wrong Element]

LINK?


From the git-go I claimed to be a reformed Democrat because the party left me. I have been solidly Libertarian since 1999.


Go fuck yourself, or let moobs give you a reach-around.

Libertarians don't say "Democrat Party."

 

[Que]

Libertarians don't say "Democrat Party."

Are there vernacular tests i am unaware of?

Can I get a study guide?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Poor unemployed obese AJ, a mere shell of his former self.
In the good ole days, he could rail about bad economic news on a near daily basis.
Now, he has to wait for months, sometimes years, for a glimmer of less-than-positive news to celebrate.
Prior to today's mediocre jobs report, Chief Tuboflard hasn't had anything to blame President Obama for in a long, long time (remember how the skyrocketin' price of cinnamon in Sri Lanka was #AllObamasFault?)

Of course, that's all part of the #glibertarian mantra:

#BetterForMuricaToFailThanANegarPresidentSucceed

 

[garbage can]

The whole announce good news, revise downward, include the revised out jobs from last month to the next month, ignore the part time vs full time numbers, ignore median income and ignore those who have dropped through the cracks cycle is really quite dizzying.

For those who can find work, need to work 2 part time jobs to get by, and Obama says the recovery is doing well.

He could create at least 20,000 jobs by approving the Keystone pipeline, but he won't..... he hates oil.

Obama needs to be impeached for lack of performance on all fronts.....but he will not, for the cries of racism will be loud and clear.