"Quick! You have to fuck my mom!"

[Strangebuddy]

Less of an idea on its own but rather a question:

What would drive someone to utter this phrase and who would they say it to?

I can think of one pretty obvious reason someone might say this but I'd rather see what ideas you all come up with.

 

[Hypoxia]

"Quick, you have to fuck my mom! She thinks she's a rabbit!"

 

[jacktar48]

Less of an idea on its own but rather a question:

What would drive someone to utter this phrase and who would they say it to?

I can think of one pretty obvious reason someone might say this but I'd rather see what ideas you all come up with.

That's a tough one.

Maybe because she has some rare disease which will kill her instantly if she doesn't orgasm at least once an hour?

Probably not.

Maybe because she's in a medieval British prison and has to be able to "plead her belly" to avoid the hangman? So she has to stay pregnant or die. In that case a concerned relative might offer this along with a bribe to a prison guard.

 

[jacktar48]

Less of an idea on its own but rather a question:

What would drive someone to utter this phrase and who would they say it to?

I can think of one pretty obvious reason someone might say this but I'd rather see what ideas you all come up with.

Maybe because her Fairy Godmother told her if she didn't get laid by midnight she would turn into an avocado.

Just as her skin starts to turn a pale green color, her concerned child grabs the nearest man and shrieks...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Or the son and his buddy came home to find his mom in a sexual fugue and tried to get her son to fuck her, but he just couldn't do it.

So he runs into the living room where his best buddy is and tells him...

"Quick! You have to fuck my mom!"

 

[jacktar48]

Or in the Brave New World Order of 2069, it has been decreed that any woman who does not obtain an affidavit from a man at least weekly signifying that they had sex will be euthanized. (You can guess who's in charge of the government here. )

So Mom is protesting this, and refuses to put out for anybody, and soon enough the Federal Bureau of Intercourse goons show up banging on the door, and in the nick of time the daughter drags her husband out of bed, screaming...

Because of course, being caught in flagrante by the FBI is an absolute defense. Although they might want to do her too just to make sure.

 

[sunandshadow]

Maybe something a little tamer - the kid wants the guy they hero-worship to become their dad, before the mom's suitor that the kid dislikes gets there first. Assuming the child is over the drinking age, they can be drinking with their friend, whining about the evil suitor, when they come up with the idea that the friend should seduce the mom to block the bad guy.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Film shoot. Actor playing the mom's lover has gone missing, director is furious, and the "son" finds him in a bar or somewhere.

Bonus points if nobody else in the bar knows the context.

 

[Carnevil9]

You're all wrong. It's a time travel tale. Traveler has gone back in time to spy on his parents, and accidentally screws up his own conception. He feels himself starting to fade as his existence is about to be wiped out. With his last ounce of reality, he begs his future father to go back and have sex with his future mother before it is too late.

 

[lovecraft68]

Or in the Brave New World Order of 2069, it has been decreed that any woman who does not obtain an affidavit from a man at least weekly signifying that they had sex will be euthanized. (You can guess who's in charge of the government here. )

Republicans?

 

[lovecraft68]

Fraternity initiation. If a guy can get another pledge to fuck his mother he gets in without going through any hazing.

Mom is divorced and the ex husband(son's dad) is a real prick, but mom alaways commented the sex was good,

Its been awhile and mom is horny and tells her son she is thinking of hooking up with the ex just to get laid. The son hates his father and in an act of desperation tells his best friend to get in there and try to fuck his mom so she will forget about the asshole father.


Jeez where does this stuff come from?

 

[ukstockinglvr]

Mother - "Son, I have bathed, fed and clothed you your entire life. After your father passed my life has been devoted to you to the expense of my own." she coughs, "I have not had time to socialize, date or enjoy myself with another man, I am not long for this world and I have one last request. If you want your inheritance you have 24 hours to find me a lover."

Son - "Quick, fuck my mom"

 

[Hypoxia]

"Quick, you have to fuck my mom or she'll start shooting! Her PMS has gone into overdrive!"

 

[galison]

An old story instantly came to mind. It had a different setup but essentially mom is poisoned and the only cure is semen. Son doesn't have enough or couldn't do it.

 

[Texguy84]

You're all wrong. It's a time travel tale. Traveler has gone back in time to spy on his parents, and accidentally screws up his own conception. He feels himself starting to fade as his existence is about to be wiped out. With his last ounce of reality, he begs his future father to go back and have sex with his future mother before it is too late.

Was about to say, this made me think of Back to the Future.

 

[Monazwx]

You're all wrong. It's a time travel tale. Traveler has gone back in time to spy on his parents, and accidentally screws up his own conception. He feels himself starting to fade as his existence is about to be wiped out. With his last ounce of reality, he begs his future father to go back and have sex with his future mother before it is too late.

I love this one. You're going to need quite a bit of back story to make this work though. Why the time travel? How did he screw up the conception? Why should his "dad" screw his mom? Just because some stranger from the future says so?

 

[callmeismael]

As the L.A. Kings left the ice after an 8-2 shellacking, goalie Jonathan Quick hung his head in shame. A fan leaned out of the stands and yelled, "Quick! You have to fuck my mom! She's the only person I know who's worse at keeping her legs closed than you!"

 

[Carnevil9]

I love this one. You're going to need quite a bit of back story to make this work though. Why the time travel? How did he screw up the conception? Why should his "dad" screw his mom? Just because some stranger from the future says so?

TexGuy84 had it right. I was just ripping off Back To The Future. But I suppose you could mine that for answers to all your questions and come up with a decent erotic story.

 

[Carnevil9]

"Quick, you have to fuck my mom! She thinks she's a rabbit!"

"You should take her to a psychiatrist."

"I would, but we need the Easter eggs!"