Describe your sex life in 5 words or less.

[Saint Peter]

he
lies
searches
for
milfs

Keep that stuff to yourself, alright?

 

[Riles]

Keep that stuff to yourself, alright?

And just what's wrong with milfs?

 

[Saint Peter]

And just what's wrong with milfs?

Nothing! I am old. Perky bouncy nineteen year olds were what I chased as a young man. Today my tastes are different.

 

[dolf]

I would point out that nobody is forcing you to wear panties when you go out dancing....

Go... Out... ?

 

[Riles]

Nothing! I am old. Perky bouncy nineteen year olds were what I chased as a young man. Today my tastes are different.

So....perky bouncy 20 year olds...who are also lesbians?

 

[Saint Peter]

So....perky bouncy 20 year olds...who are also lesbians?

The MILF status means many things to many people. I like my MILFs to not only have had the babies, but brought them up and sent them off to school. Women can have babies very early in life but that does not automatically qualify them to be MILFs.

Maybe more on the GILF side of the MILF scale.

 

[Riles]

The MILF status means many things to many people. I like my MILFs to not only have had the babies, but brought them up and sent them off to school. Women can have babies very early in life but that does not automatically qualify them to be MILFs.

Maybe more on the GILF side of the MILF scale.

I wasn't aware it was such a subjective term.

I thought the qualifiers were pretty much just over 40, mom, fuckable.

 

[Saint Peter]

I wasn't aware it was such a subjective term.

I thought the qualifiers were pretty much just over 40, mom, fuckable.

I am new at all of this porn stuff!

Your definition and mine line up well.

 

[Riles]

I am new at all of this porn stuff!

Your definition and mine line up well.

Yeah, me too.

Happy hunting!

 

[darkknight01]

he
lies
searches
for
milfs

What do you search for?

 

[pointless]

What do you search for?

is it weird that i'm imagining this post being spoken in a creepy whisper?

 

[HeavyStick]

Simply describe your sex life in five words or less.

Her holes are the goals.

 

[uk_singlefather]

Non-exsistant

 

[Thanatos1600]

Hasn't started.

 

[xtinelauren1]

Non-existant
Nope
Gave
Blowjob
Once

 

[darkknight01]

Non-existant
Nope
Gave
Blowjob
Once

Why only once?

 

[Noor]

Grave

 

[darkknight01]

Grave

That's so sad.

 

[Arianthe]

I love my glass dildo.

 

[jameslewis]

Figment of my imagination

 

[Noor]

Pining for the fjords.

 

[STRC]

The best it's ever been

 

[darkknight01]

I love my glass dildo.

We all have to make do sometimes.

 

[rosco rathbone]

It's good
To Be
King.

 

[lovetoread]

I now walk like cowboy