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You be nice to her. Hasn't she been through enough?

She brought a lot of it on herself. Challenging a guy to a shot-drinking contest? They said she made it to 19 shots before she passed out cold off her barstool.
I mean, that's impressive to the JamesBJohnson demographic but I have sympathy for her liver.
 
Sorry, man, I was over at AshleyMadison making phony replies to Smooth's mom.

Your mother just called me well my phone didn't ring she yelled my name thru the window. She told me someone broke into her house and stole it. U should've seen her facial expressions. She told me how she chased the bum dwn the street yelling give my box back. Long story short she didn't catch him and she's looking for a place to stay. Can you come get this bitch? She's not staying her.
 
Your mother just called me well my phone didn't ring she yelled my name thru the window. She told me someone broke into her house and stole it. U should I seen her facial expressions. She told me how she chased the bum dwn the street yelling give my box back. Long story short she didn't catch him and she's looking for a place to stay. Can you come get this bitch? She's not staying her.

Brevity is the soul of wit.
 
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