So how does America get the Coon problem under control?

[Shagly]

Free welfare does not work.

 

[CandiCame]

I put this into Google and got: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/nebraska-ag-jon-bruning-compares-welfare-recipients-to-scavenging-raccoons

 

[anchoredinocean]

Simple.

We let them castrate you.

Fucking pedophile.

 

[toubab]

Free welfare does not work.

Well, what I do is trap them and take them to a really nice, wooded state park in another state, on the other side of a major river, with some coon-friendly bottomland between the park and the river, so they won't come back and get in my garage, trash, etc.

 

[CandiCame]

That's an awful nice welcome mat you got there.... be a shame if something were to... happen to it.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6674557440/h4E150D49/