The Isolated Blurt Thread VII: 7th Heaven

[lovetoread]

This is so wrong, I'm dressed like a ho but the youngest is dressed like a nun.

 

[Saint Peter]

You can each be penetrated by one of my earbuds.

 

[lovetoread]

Stop teasing me with the ear buds.

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://www.cracked.com/article_21526_5-insane-things-i-learned-as-foreign-aid-worker.html/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage

 

[Saint Peter]

Sorry.

 

[trysail]

i disagree! what better challenge is there than playing an opponent as good, if not better, than yourself?

that way, if you lose you can lose happy in the knowledge you were beaten by a worthy opponent, and if you should win then you can be justifiably proud of the achievement. there's no sport in playing a pre-determined outcome, surely?

You're right, of course. As long as I play well, I really don't care all that much about the outcome. It's supposed to be fun and if it stops being fun, it's time to do something else.

It can be frustrating. There's one fellow I play whom I've never beaten in six or seven attempts. In fact, I've managed to win only one damn set from him. Nevertheless, he insists he enjoys the tennis and is challenged so I continue my efforts. I'm not that far away. All the games are competitive; I just can't get over that last hump.

Stamina is starting to become an issue. Three sets in 88° and I begin to run out of gas. That never used to happen.

Today was a case in point. In two hours, I beat the fellow handily 6-0, 6-1 then lost the third set 6-4 'cause I was tired.

Naturally, the tennis pro enlisted me to go on for another half hour because he needed a fourth for the three young ladies he was teaching.


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[pointless]

i really need a smaller heating pad. my nipple is getting roasted while my neck is getting fed hot, healing blood. also, my back. this fucker is way too much.

 

[Equinoxe]

For some reason I have apparently had a video paused on this in a window in the background for at least a day and I really don't know why.

 

[trysail]

The weather this summer has been unbelievably excellent. I don't ever remember a summer like this. It's been an incredible stretch of pleasantly warm days with lots of sun and uncharacteristically low humidity. Nights have been cool with lows in the low 60s. The windows are thrown open all night long so I can hear the delightful lullaby of the cicadas, katydids and crickets.



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[Not Normal]

The weather this summer has been unbelievably excellent. I don't ever remember a summer like this. It's been an incredible stretch of pleasantly warm days with lots of sun and uncharacteristically low humidity. Nights have been cool with lows in the low 60s. The windows are thrown open all night long so I can hear the delightful lullaby of the cicadas, katydids and crickets.



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It has been a pretty moderate summer here too. This makes me happy, I'm not a fan of the scorching heat.

 

[trysail]

It has been a pretty moderate summer here too. This makes me happy, I'm not a fan of the scorching heat.

Ain't it sweet?

I think I could do endless summer.


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[trysail]

I have done the penance.

Now, I am going to do some big-time sinning.

I just stuck my head in a big bowl of buttered popcorn. My head will not emerge until the bowl is empty. I must look like a pig feeding at a trough or a boring machine.



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[Saint Peter]

Acid cigars are ass.

 

[lovetoread]

someone has an ass fetish

 

[Saint Peter]

It is a tough fetish to ignore once you are hooked.

 

[Phelia]

It is a tough fetish to ignore once you are hooked.

Rimshot*!

*shot=job.

 

[thør]

I think I could do endless summer.


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Winter is nice. I don't have to take allergy meds.

I must look like a boring machine.

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Don't choke on a bone like Bertha did in Seattle.

 

[thør]

https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10527305_10152708141569636_6113314602032539879_n.jpg

 

[thør]

http://cdn.diply.com/img/301204f8-a2c6-437b-bc08-dad1efdad922.jpg

 

[trysail]

Winter is nice. I don't have to take allergy meds.

My sympathies. I give thanks every day for the fact that I have no known allergies.


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Don't choke on a bone like Bertha did in Seattle.

Bertha had some serious indigestion and was forced to cease. I did not.



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[Sinny]

Day drinking. Yay!

 

[Saint Peter]

Sinny! You drunk fucker. Show us your tits.

 

[pointless]

this portlandia marathon was a good idea, me. high five!

basically that means i clapped my hands once.

and i did do that. for real.

deal with it.

 

[Saint Peter]

That would be a high ten.

 

[thør]

Sinny! You drunk fucker. Show us your tits.

Ditto!