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320 non-stop miles singlehanding a Laser?

http://www.laserinternational.org/sites/default/files/image/laser.gif


50+ hours singlehanding an unstable 14-foot long boat through darkness, shipping lanes, unknowable weather, incompetent assholes in their ginormous floating RVs?

Are you out of your fucking mind?

I hope the Coast Guard sent the idiot a big, goddamn bill representing the cost of saving his dumbass from himself.



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trysail said:

One hour 'til today's match.

Strategy? Tactics? Which racquet?




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Use the good racquet - the one that hits the ball really good.

Hit the ball a lot.

Score more points than the other guy.

If you need any other sporting advice, feel free to ask. I've got lots of it. :rose:
 
"Spatula" is actually a really pretty word.

If I ever have a child and it's a girl, I'm going to name her Spatula.
 
Laurel said:
"Spatula" is actually a really pretty word.

If I ever have a child and it's a girl, I'm going to name her Spatula.
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I'm going to name mine Fistula and they can hang out and together and plot how to murder us :heart:
 
Phelia said:
I'm going to name mine Fistula and they can hang out and together and plot how to murder us :heart:
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YES.

They can call each other Spazz and Fizz. They'll ditch school every day and try to get drunk off stolen bottles of shitty wine. They'll dress in Dickies shorts, death metal tees, and army boots with their hair all frizzy in scrunchies, pretend to enjoy smoking the cigarettes they bum off 45-year-old pervs at the bus stop, spend silent hours laying beside each other on the grass making psychotic yet well-rendered doodles on lined school paper, and eventually end up in jail after murdering both of us and a mutually-despised classmate. :heart:
 
Laurel said:
YES.

They can call each other Spazz and Fizz. They'll ditch school every day and try to get drunk off stolen bottles of shitty wine. They'll dress in Dickies shorts, death metal tees, and army boots with their hair all frizzy in scrunchies, pretend to enjoy smoking the cigarettes they bum off 45-year-old pervs at the bus stop, spend silent hours laying beside each other on the grass making psychotic yet well-rendered doodles on lined school paper, and eventually end up in jail after murdering both of us and a mutually-despised classmate. :heart:
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you should write this as a conjoined biography with phelia, sell the film rights and paint the submarine yellow

what? bios should be true? tell that to three quarters of their authors :D
Laurel said:
Or a really, really bad Friday night.
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*snerk*
 
trysail said:

Ta (but not TOO great a match, eh?)

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i disagree! what better challenge is there than playing an opponent as good, if not better, than yourself? :confused:

that way, if you lose you can lose happy in the knowledge you were beaten by a worthy opponent, and if you should win then you can be justifiably proud of the achievement. there's no sport in playing a pre-determined outcome, surely?
 
butters said:
Spatula, Fistual and Blastula - sounds like the three witches in the remake of macbeth
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"Double double, toil and trouble. Fire burn and OUR MOMS ARE BITCHES. GOD."

Laurel said:
YES.

They can call each other Spazz and Fizz. They'll ditch school every day and try to get drunk off stolen bottles of shitty wine. They'll dress in Dickies shorts, death metal tees, and army boots with their hair all frizzy in scrunchies, pretend to enjoy smoking the cigarettes they bum off 45-year-old pervs at the bus stop, spend silent hours laying beside each other on the grass making psychotic yet well-rendered doodles on lined school paper, and eventually end up in jail after murdering both of us and a mutually-despised classmate. :heart:
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Oh em gee, Spazz and Fizz! I loooooooves it. Psychotic yet well-render doodles - PERFECT. I have never been so excited to die by the hand (nails lacquered dark purple, heavily chipped, highlighter stains on her fingers) of my own child as I am right now.

butters said:
you should write this as a conjoined biography with phelia, sell the film rights and paint the submarine yellow

what? bios should be true? tell that to three quarters of their authors :D
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Ooooh, I am liking the sound of a conjoined biography!

http://www.cmstatic1.com/88667/c/dos-a-dos-double-journal-rustic-wood-book-birch-ba--UDU2Ny04ODY2Ny4yMzU0NzA=.jpg
 
In all honestly - that's a large part of the reason I've always had cats. They lack opposable thumbs, and I'm pretty sure I could take one in a fight.
 
Phelia said:
"Double double, toil and trouble. Fire burn and OUR MOMS ARE BITCHES. GOD."



Oh em gee, Spazz and Fizz! I loooooooves it. Psychotic yet well-render doodles - PERFECT. I have never been so excited to die by the hand (nails lacquered dark purple, heavily chipped, highlighter stains on her fingers) of my own child as I am right now.



Ooooh, I am liking the sound of a conjoined biography!

http://www.cmstatic1.com/88667/c/dos-a-dos-double-journal-rustic-wood-book-birch-ba--UDU2Ny04ODY2Ny4yMzU0NzA=.jpg
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nab tarantino before he gets too busy
 
Laurel said:
In all honestly - that's a large part of the reason I've always had cats. They lack opposable thumbs, and I'm pretty sure I could take one in a fight.
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wear a weldng mask or risk losing your face
 
Phelia said:
Oh em gee, Spazz and Fizz! I loooooooves it. Psychotic yet well-render doodles - PERFECT. I have never been so excited to die by the hand (nails lacquered dark purple, heavily chipped, highlighter stains on her fingers) of my own child as I am right now.
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YES on the highlighter stains and chipped gothpurple polish. They'd cut themselves to make scars, but only in on their forearms where other people would see them. And at some point they'd both decide they were lesbians and maybe try to kiss, but it'd be awkward and gross, and really they just don't give a shit about anyone - except, of course, fictional characters in crappy supernatural TV shows and movies. They'd both have major heart-rending crushes on vampires and the actors who play them even though in RL they're exactly the sort of popular assholes who they roll their eyes at in their school.

They'd also write stories - most of which would end with the violent and tragic death of the protagonists. Teachers would be dismayed that girls who were so positive and bright when they were younger have been mutated by puberty into nihilistic school-ditchers with questionable personal hygiene.

They'd have a guy friend - maybe a year younger and thus completely harmless. A goofy skinny dude in big glasses and all black. He'd have a huge crush on one or both of them. Spazz and Fizz would abuse his devotion, having him steal alcohol and food from his house and bring it to them after school, then shoo him away. After our murders, his book on the girls would make him rich and famous for the rest of his life.

butters said:
wear a weldng mask or risk losing your face
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This is true. Teeth and claws!
 
nail beauty tip:

time dinner better. halfway through a french manicure (white tips painted over base coat) is not the best time to be eating sticky barbeque ribs.

remove it all and start again :rolleyes:

but damn those ribs were nice
 
Laurel said:
YES on the highlighter stains and chipped gothpurple polish. They'd cut themselves to make scars, but only in on their forearms where other people would see them. And at some point they'd both decide they were lesbians and maybe try to kiss, but it'd be awkward and gross, and really they just don't give a shit about anyone - except, of course, fictional characters in crappy supernatural TV shows and movies. They'd both have major heart-rending crushes on vampires and the actors who play them even though in RL they're exactly the sort of popular assholes who they roll their eyes at in their school.

They'd also write stories - most of which would end with the violent and tragic death of the protagonists. Teachers would be dismayed that girls who were so positive and bright when they were younger have been mutated by puberty into nihilistic school-ditchers with questionable personal hygiene.

They'd have a guy friend - maybe a year younger and thus completely harmless. A goofy skinny dude in big glasses and all black. He'd have a huge crush on one or both of them. Spazz and Fizz would abuse his devotion, having him steal alcohol and food from his house and bring it to them after school, then shoo him away. After our murders, his book on the girls would make him rich and famous for the rest of his life.
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Oh my god this is the most amazing thing I've ever read :heart::heart::heart:

Before this, it was when a gal I work with who is a total condescending pedant terror-monster when it come to spelling/grammar mistyped "hiccup" as "hick-up" in an email. "Hick-up." It's so good. Some friends and I came up with possible definitions:

  1. A cannon that launches country bumpkins high into the air
  2. An escalator powered by rednecks on unicycles
  3. And old-timey bank robbery perpetrated by by hillbillies. "Hands in the air! This is a hick-up!"
 
butters said:
nail beauty tip:

time dinner better. halfway through a french manicure (white tips painted over base coat) is not the best time to be eating sticky barbeque ribs.

remove it all and start again :rolleyes:

but damn those ribs were nice
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:D :D :D I've got a crumb in the polish on my thumbnail from my burger lunch on Friday and I'm not even sorry!

Phelia said:
Oh my god this is the most amazing thing I've ever read :heart::heart::heart:

Before this, it was when a gal I work with who is a total condescending pedant terror-monster when it come to spelling/grammar mistyped "hiccup" as "hick-up" in an email. "Hick-up." It's so good. Some friends and I came up with possible definitions:

  1. A cannon that launches country bumpkins high into the air
  2. An escalator powered by rednecks on unicycles
  3. And old-timey bank robbery perpetrated by by hillbillies. "Hands in the air! This is a hick-up!"
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That is RAD. I'm partial to the third definition.
 
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