A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[twelveoone]

so a tree walks into a bar and asks
Is woody around?

Aghast the bartender looks down and realizes the bar is made out of oak. The tree watches the bartender's eyes, notices the poets on the stools, levels the place, and says
Tell 'em Mac was here!

Two minutes a lawyer shows up (that's how quick they are)...

to sue
mac

Never mind, I'll leave now.

 

[Tsotha]

want a nightcap with that yawn or a wake-me-up sumthin' zingy?

A nightcap, a tucking in and a goodnight kiss. Oh, and being 9 again.

to sue
mac

Never mind, I'll leave now.

Donald Trump

 

[butters]

A nightcap, a tucking in and a goodnight kiss. Oh, and being 9 again.

well, ok, but i draw the line at rubbing vapour rub into your chest

 

[HarryHill]

well, ok, but i draw the line at rubbing vapour rub into your chest

Hey, whatca drinking? I'm buying

 

[butters]

Hey, whatca drinking? I'm buying

vodka tonic and a slice of lime, please, harry - make it collllllllllllllddddddddddddd!

 

[HarryHill]

vodka tonic and a slice of lime, please, harry - make it collllllllllllllddddddddddddd!

I am going to make you sub artic then cover you with hot kisses

 

[butters]

I am going to make you sub artic then cover you with hot kisses

promises promises

 

[Tsotha]

well, ok, but i draw the line at rubbing vapour rub into your chest

LOL. Without even clicking the link I thought of asking whether you'd sing soft kitty. That's more than any reasonable person (e.g. not Sheldon) should expect, so thank you.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Well I'm going to just sit here hard hat handy, with a gin in my hand and listen to soppy music that I can sing along to. I sometimes feel like I've entered a war zone that I know nothing about. Cheers!

 

[Trixareforkids]

Eh, I'm putting my coins in the jukebox and playing dance tunes.
I'd rather dance until the end of days than lament how we got here.
A nice cold beer would go a long way towards lubricating my hips.

Come on Annie, shake a tail feather with me

 

[HarryHill]

Eh, I'm putting my coins in the jukebox and playing dance tunes.
I'd rather dance until the end of days than lament how we got here.
A nice cold beer would go a long way towards lubricating my hips.

Come on Annie, shake a tail feather with me

Shake your tailfeather *pours more drinks*

 

[Trixareforkids]

Shake your tailfeather *pours more drinks*

I've danced to that, there's video somewhere. My co-workers called me pretzel after that outing.

A great homage to that, from Hanson (love the tambourine man)
Thinking 'Bout Something

Gonna need something with caffeine now Harry. My tail feathers get tired faster than the used to.

 

[butters]

but they's some nice plumage *nods*

coffee sounds great. strong, black, with a shot of whiskey and a cream float, uh huh

 

[Remec]

but they's some nice plumage *nods*

coffee sounds great. strong, black, with a shot of whiskey and a cream float, uh huh

I'll have the same, sans coffee, and make the cream on the side a double shot of Bailey's.

 

[butters]

I'll have the same, sans coffee, and make the cream on the side a double shot of Bailey's.

so a whiskey with baileys? ha

hiya. been a while, hasn't it?

 

[HarryHill]

so a whiskey with baileys? ha

hiya. been a while, hasn't it?

*harry grimaces and pours Baileys into cup*

 

[Trixareforkids]

Yikes, nothing resembling coffee for me
Rum and coke, please

 

[Trixareforkids]

or gin and juice

 

[UnderYourSpell]

[url="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MNmz00dHv2A]or gin and juice[/url]

Your link doesn't work but I'll join you in a gin (Mother's ruin ) and that dance, but just a warning my husband and I have had people walk off the dance floor in disgust at some of our moves

 

[Trixareforkids]

Your link doesn't work but I'll join you in a gin (Mother's ruin ) and that dance, but just a warning my husband and I have had people walk off the dance floor in disgust at some of our moves

LOL, as long as you're having fun, I enjoy people enjoying themselves, don't care how sexy or silly. Dance is all about feeling good, imo.

And I fixed the link.

 

[Hypoxia]

a poet walks into a bar
and never walks out again
we lose more poets that way

a poet walks into a brothel
for the full experience
and learns what?

a poet walks into a bear
the bear is not entertained
we lose more poets that way

i am not a poet
i do not walk into bars, bears, or brothels
but i am still lost

 

[HarryHill]

a poet walks into a bar
and never walks out again
we lose more poets that way

a poet walks into a brothel
for the full experience
and learns what?

a poet walks into a bear
the bear is not entertained
we lose more poets that way

i am not a poet
i do not walk into bars, bears, or brothels
but i am still lost

Welcome Hypoxia, how's the air in here?
cocktail

Breathe

 

[twelveoone]

Well I'm going to just sit here hard hat handy, with a gin in my hand and listen to soppy music that I can sing along to. I sometimes feel like I've entered a war zone that I know nothing about. Cheers!

"Mein Führer, I can walk!"

 

[Hypoxia]

Welcome Hypoxia, how's the air in here?

Thin, mighty thin.
As thin as my excuses.
As tenuous as my trust.
As tasteless as my humor.
As transparent as an oracle.
But it's just better than nothing.

--Hypoxia [gasp!]

 

[Tsotha]

To all fathers out there, happy consolation day (since you're not mothers). *raises glass* Cheers.