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I am interested in making a glory hole & wanted to know if anyone out there has attempted to do this? If so, is it a hard task? I plan to decorate mine in a festive fashion. Please tips and ideas needed! Thanks!:)
 
I am interested in making a glory hole & wanted to know if anyone out there has attempted to do this? If so, is it a hard task? I plan to decorate mine in a festive fashion. Please tips and ideas needed! Thanks!:)

M-making? Like, you're going to just put on out on your lawn and hope curious co-eds show up for a taste of cock like a birdfeeder?
 
M-making? Like, you're going to just put on out on your lawn and hope curious co-eds show up for a taste of cock like a birdfeeder?

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more likely to get Dick from Accounting and if you're lucky, he's a gym rat and not a bear.
 
Easy everyone. Some folks just are not mechanically inclined when it comes to constructing a Glory Hole.




First, you should make your way down to your local Glory Hole Emporium / Supply store.
http://caliweekends.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/glory-hole-1.jpeg


If you get here:
http://sportsdesignblog.typepad.com/.a/6a01127953797128a401156fb16e11970c-pi

you've gone too far.


Pick yourself up one these handy Dewalt Glory Hole makers. They come corded and cordless. Cordless would probably be better as power supply can be sketchy - at least it has been in some of the glory holes I have filmed in. In fact, if it wasn't for the camera lights, we would've had no light at all in some holes of the glorious variety.

http://janeandjohn.org/images/blower/three-inch-hole-saw.jpg



Make holes in your walls, doors, plywood sheets as needed. Be sure to put the holes at a height suitable for your needs. Example: Have some holes lower if you are expecting pygmies and midgets, some higher ones if there is a professional basketball team in your city.



Bling it out and make it festive. You are only limited by your imagination here. Remember, a well decorated Glory Hole is a memorable Glory Hole.

Though it does little to restore one's dignity when polishing the knobs and guzzling the rancid seed of strangers, a little flair can keep the mood light and jovial when spunk is flying.

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That should get you started. If you can't work out the finer details as you are going along, you probably should not be constructing Glory Holes, and should just stick with receiving anonymous peni as presented to you, through incognito penile portals.


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I was actually thinking of making them to sell, I figured decorating the classic glory hole up and renaming it. It would be something like blah blah party hole. Anyways I don't really work well with wood so, I was hoping others would have more experience and suggest alternatives.:eek:
 
Here you go - grab a fist full of air, wrap some tinsel around it, package it up with a (w)hole lot more air and of course bang the product name right on top, then ship that little bit of glory world wide.
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Of course a whole lot of random postings on forums does help product range name recognition for search engines.
 
I was actually thinking of making them to sell, I figured decorating the classic glory hole up and renaming it. It would be something like blah blah party hole. Anyways I don't really work well with wood so, I was hoping others would have more experience and suggest alternatives.:eek:

If you "don't work well with wood" glory holes may not be for you. even if the initial presentation is flaccid, at some point you are gonna be working with wood.
 
The issue I have in using is wood..is that most men can't really afford to lose any length. That doesn't seem to maximize pleasure on either end of the board. Also, splinters could be a hazard, and I don't really want to get sued if someone should injure their member. I will have to check to see if Pinterest has any ideas.
 
Is this a glory hole for private use like a party or are you going to be out stalking men's rooms with battery powered hole saw in hand?

I loved pics of Glory Hole Center and Bone Lick. Is "Glory Hole" a town somewhere. I've always wondered about the people who live in several different towns in Eastern Pennsylvania in the Amish area......Intercourse, Blue Ball, and Bird in Hand. "Yep, I was in Blue Ball, thought I'd have to take a turn to Bird in Hand, but fortunately got to Intercourse and feel a lot better."
 
Is this a glory hole for private use like a party or are you going to be out stalking men's rooms with battery powered hole saw in hand?
Perhaps. Stalking men isn't something that appeals very much to me so that would be a no for your second question.;)

I loved pics of Glory Hole Center and Bone Lick. Is "Glory Hole" a town somewhere. I've always wondered about the people who live in several different towns in Eastern Pennsylvania in the Amish area......Intercourse, Blue Ball, and Bird in Hand. "Yep, I was in Blue Ball, thought I'd have to take a turn to Bird in Hand, but fortunately got to Intercourse and feel a lot better."
Pics were hilarious!
 
Someone on Fetlife took a large wardrobe kind of cardboard packing box from [well known moving company] and taped it up, put some suggestive graffiti on the inside, and some pictures, and of course a few holes, lined with duct tape and at different heights.

So apparently it's easy. Didn't seem very washable though, but I imagine that if you spray painted it with something it would be possible to wash it gently.

And it folded flat for storage.

If that helps any.
 
Is this thread about Emerson? And shouldn't his pic be a rear pose?
 
The issue I have in using is wood..is that most men can't really afford to lose any length. That doesn't seem to maximize pleasure on either end of the board. Also, splinters could be a hazard, and I don't really want to get sued if someone should injure their member. I will have to check to see if Pinterest has any ideas.


Proper woodworking involving sanding, painting or lacquer, then there is no risk of splinters.

10 mm MDF is by far strong enough, unless you have several square meters without any support.

As for decoration, I'd look into those plates where you can pop your face in a hole, then have your photo taken.
Same principle, just with a relocated hole.

(What is the proper name for those plates? "Head in the hole"?
www.pinterest.com/headinthehole/head-in-the-hole/ has some inspiration )
 
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