Need advice

[TheNiteSiren]

I am in dire need of some advice from some of the more experienced males here. It's not a sexual issue but more of an emotional one. If anyone would like to try their hand at it...please reach me on YIM.

My ID is thenitesiren

 

[unregistered]

 

[Cathleen]

She needs more than a bit of attention. I just hope she really does not work in child care, that scares me.

Previously known as ChaseMePleez

http://forum.literotica.com/search.php?searchid=49755463

 

[LWulf]

I doubt I qualify as a "regular guy" but it's moot since I don't use yahell.

 

[LWulf]

Agreed.

aw, come now, don't hold back, tell me what you really think!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Cathleen]

Who wants to be regular? Irregular is such fun.

(I don't usually like to rat people out, but she's the kind to lie about so much. No need to be anyone but yourself -- IMHO.)

 

[unregistered]

 

[NippleMuncher]

In swoop all the leg humpers with a hero complex.

Did someone call?!?!?!?

When I said "regular", I meant the kind, intelligent, and quirky guys who regularly post here, rather than leg humpers who might be all over the OP's request for PMs. Now, though, I'm thinking leg humpers were maybe her intended audience. Or something squicky like that.

SHIT!!!! I'm out!!

 

[Emerson40]

I resemble one, possibly three or four, of some of the descriptive comments made in posts previous.

But squicky ain't one of 'em.

 

[Emerson40]

I am in dire need of some advice from some of the more experienced males here. It's not a sexual issue but more of an emotional one. If anyone would like to try their hand at it...please reach me on YIM.

My ID is thenitesiren

Perhaps if you were a bit more specific about what you mean by "experienced".

Just to separate out those experienced with dolphin polishing.

She needs more than a bit of attention. I just hope she really does not work in child care, that scares me.

Previously known as ChaseMePleez

http://forum.literotica.com/search.php?searchid=49755463

I remember her well. Gave me a bit of the Catfish vibe.
The Siren seems a new name, fresh start, new approach.
Wish her well.

In swoop all the leg humpers with a hero complex.

Did someone call?!?!?!?



SHIT!!!! I'm out!!

I don't know if you're so much humping legs as you are climbing and shinnying up the leg, to reach your breastacious happy place.

 

[Saucyminx]

That's because Lit channels run deep. . .

That sounded ominous. I feel ominous today.

 

[Emerson40]

That's because Lit channels run deep. . .

That sounded ominous. I feel ominous today.

Deep you say?

*takes toothpick from mouth and tosses it, ominously*





We're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

[Saucyminx]

Ahh but that was no catfish. . . or boating accident.

 

[Emerson40]

Ahh but that was no catfish. . . or boating accident.

Plumber, ma'am.

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Candygram.


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I'm only a dolphin ma'am.

 

[Saucyminx]

Damn land sharks. Fool me once, shame one you, fool me 47 times?

Stupid transplant list.

It's the Candygram--gets me every time.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Bat. Shit. Crazy.

 

[Saucyminx]

Oh fine, I fall prey to a land shark a couple dozen times and I get labeled.

Well harrumph. I say to you good day.

 

[Emerson40]

Oh fine, I fall prey to a land shark a couple dozen times and I get labeled.

Well harrumph. I say to you good day.

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