FAWC 5: Line, Please!

[Swilly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg&sns=em

Lol. Yeah, that killed the thread right quick, huh?

 

[FAWCker]

And again:

I've already received a couple of emails from people as to what they want done with their stories. For everyone else, please send me a PM (NOT an email) to this account only, telling me what you want done with your story. They can be deleted, re-authored, re-categorized, even renamed.

LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU WANT DONE WITH YOUR STORY BY THURSDAY THE 26th. If I don't get a PM by then, I will delete the story.

Thank you.

 

[AMoveableBeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg&sns=em

Yeah, like I can hear crickets over all this bitching.

 

[SecondCircle]

And again:

This is kinda funny somehow.

 

[sr71plt]

Maybe he wrote it, maybe he didn't.

There you go.

Bluster all you want, you weighed in. You're on the bubble for it. So now you do what? Throw irrelevant flak up in the air? Yes, I guess so.

 

[sr71plt]

This is kinda funny somehow.

Yeah, but not directed at me, as he knows I've responded already.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

There we go again. It's your integrity that's zero and you keep digging that deeper with each post. That's not the total of you. Who reading this thread hasn't seen my nth note that your writing is good (just not erotica)?

You still win, though. The thread once again is all about you--that's your ultimate goal. And you're getting help from the PL and Swilly elves. You must be in eleventh heaven.

I'm never gonna kneel and kiss your ring, old man.

Got any idea what a winner is? A winner gets the outcome he wants, losers don't.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This is kinda funny somehow.

And if I take a vacation he'll be in your ass. You owe me.

 

[SecondCircle]

So...

Okay the stories are taken down, deleted, retitled, recategorized, etc etc... tomorrow. I still owe a lot of you FAWCers a read. I wanted to read them all actually. So the rest of FAWC is kind of my reading list now. I'm just not fast enough in the summer. So I've mentioned this in passing, but I plan to hunt you fuckers down and read the entries, seeing as how the stories will be shifted about somewhat.

I might even award some red E's for a few.

 

[SecondCircle]

I wasn't trying to interrupt any nuclear love making with my "funny" comment. It was just sadly hilarious that slyc has to keep making the reminder visable because it's gotten lost among said nuclear love making.

Continue.

 

[AMoveableBeast]

I'm never gonna kneel and kiss your ring, old man.

Got any idea what a winner is? A winner gets the outcome he wants, losers don't.

*Sean Connery voice*

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

 

[SecondCircle]

And if I take a vacation he'll be in your ass. You owe me.

That's kind of you JBJ. But I think he'll do what he wants without your help, just as you'll do what you want regardless.

 

[Swilly]

Where's the celebrity jeapordy link when you need it...the SNL version?

 

[SecondCircle]

Where's the celebrity jeapordy link when you need it...the SNL version?

I'll take shords for five thoushand.

 

[Swilly]

There you go.

Bluster all you want, you weighed in. You're on the bubble for it. So now you do what? Throw irrelevant flak up in the air? Yes, I guess so.

People like pilot went overboard during the French revolution. And still do. Wack job.

 

[Swilly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRj0hpHG1EI

 

[jomar]

Have all the FAWKs been like this?

 

[sr71plt]

So...

Okay the stories are taken down, deleted, retitled, recategorized, etc etc... tomorrow. I still owe a lot of you FAWCers a read. I wanted to read them all actually. So the rest of FAWC is kind of my reading list now. I'm just not fast enough in the summer. So I've mentioned this in passing, but I plan to hunt you fuckers down and read the entries, seeing as how the stories will be shifted about somewhat.

I might even award some red E's for a few.

"Lorelei's Call," which you have reviewed, will be switched to the Fantasy category. "Knife, Book, and Hankie" will be deleted and will appear in the marketplace as a bisexual novella by habu, Death on a Ping Pong Table, later in the summer or early fall.

 

[sr71plt]

Have all the FAWKs been like this?

Like what? JBJ didn't appear on the thread until the 3rd one, as I remember.

 

[Swilly]

The Tag Team competition was pleasant, even with JBJ firing off some shots. Hmmm. Let me think for a minute. Who missed that one? It will come to me. Hmmm

 

[jomar]

Like what? JBJ didn't appear on the thread until the 3rd one, as I remember.

This fractious. Kind of amusing in a way...all puppies and rainbows at first.

 

[sr71plt]

This fractious. Kind of amusing in a way...all puppies and rainbows at first.

I would think you could figure out JBJ's ways yourself.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

He's whiny cuz his stories sucked.

I was told to look for arrogant authority figures laying victims over chairs, tables, barrels, and such, and sure enuf, there he was, wiping his pee pee on the victims shirt-tail and sniffing, YOUR GROOMING IS AWFUL.

 

[PennLady]

For TTT -- sorry my story wasn't to your liking, but thanks for reading and leaving the comment.

I'm curious how this will go over with non-FAWCkers when it's on my own page and not part of the contest. I thought about taking it down and revamping it, but then it would just get added to the queue, so I figured I'd leave it up.

 

[jomar]

I would think you could figure out JBJ's ways yourself.

Of course it's pretty obvious, but it's not just him.