FAWC 5: Line, Please!

[AMoveableBeast]

Bullshit. But you're just part of the gaming cliché, so what else would you post?

Verification would be easy and JBJ is so full of gas about everything that common sense is pretty easy to pick out in this case.

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean everyone's not out to get you.

He has the ability, certainly, when he keeps it focused and doesn't rush. And it seems an odd thing to claim, for no reason. Surely if he wanted to lie, he could paint himself a little grander. It's just a little green "E", after all.

It makes a certain kind of sense as, despite his constant proclamations, JBJ actually seems to care a great deal what the class thinks of him. He has something precious, and he doesn't want us getting our grubby little paws on it, but he still wants to show off its sparkle.

A bit, "What have I got in my pocket," if you ask me. *gollum* *gollum*

 

[sr71plt]

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean everyone's not out to get you.

He has the ability, certainly, when he keeps it focused and doesn't rush. And it seems an odd thing to claim, for no reason. Surely if he wanted to lie, he could paint himself a little grander. It's just a little green "E", after all.

It makes a certain kind of sense as, despite his constant proclamations, JBJ actually seems to care a great deal what the class thinks of him. He has something precious, and he doesn't want us getting our grubby little paws on it, but he still wants to show off its sparkle.

A bit, "What have I got in my pocket," if you ask me. *gollum* *gollum*

I agree that he very much wants appreciation (in addition to the demand for attention). His postings reek of it. His ridiculous claim even of having a green E reeks of it.

And he has every reason to be paranoid. I'll reiterate for the nth time that he's one of the authors here (only an author, by the way, because he was constantly embarrassed about claiming to be one and wouldn't evidence it--for years--while claiming to be an expert) whose writing justifies far higher ratings than he gets (or that he got before he turned off voting and comments--showing even there how much it means to him). The bottom line, though, is that he dug that grave himself--and it goes almost to China.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I agree that he very much wants appreciation (in addition to the demand for attention). His postings reek of it. His ridiculous claim even of having a green E reeks of it.

And he has every reason to be paranoid. I'll reiterate for the nth time that he's one of the authors here (only an author, by the way, because he was constantly embarrassed about claiming to be one and wouldn't evidence it--for years--while claiming to be an expert) whose writing justifies far higher ratings than he gets (or that he got before he turned off voting and comments--showing even there how much it means to him). The bottom line, though, is that he dug that grave himself--and it goes almost to China.

When I don't jump thru hoops for you its no proof that you gotta stranglehold on the truth. Who in the fuck are you besides last in the FAWC contest?

 

[patientlee]

Ever since I rode into Dodge you've been blowing bubbles outta your ass about me.

Are they green?

 

[sr71plt]

When I don't jump thru hoops for you its no proof that you gotta stranglehold on the truth. Who in the fuck are you besides last in the FAWC contest?

As I've never been last in the ratings on a FAWC contest (and you've never had the guts to enter one), there we have you and your integrity in a nutshell.

 

[Swilly]

You know why I wont. You and Naoko and TxRad and Tio would shit on it.

It is a rather transparent ploy, isn't it? Attempting to goad you into giving up an alt you don't want to give up is not witty in the least. This was a spy during the Vietnam war? No wonder we lost!

 

[FAWCker]

Just a reminder :

I've already received a couple of emails from people as to what they want done with their stories. For everyone else, please send me a PM (NOT an email) to this account only, telling me what you want done with your story. They can be deleted, re-authored, re-categorized, even renamed.

LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU WANT DONE WITH YOUR STORY BY THURSDAY THE 26th. If I don't get a PM by then, I will delete the story.

Thank you.

 

[patientlee]

Of course you won't. It doesn't exist. And your argument is specious. Your victory over your detractors is to show a green E exists. It's irrelevant what the voting is. Most of the green E stories have subsequently been dumped on.

And I doubt you could scrape together more than those in a certain clique here to nod their heads in agreement that anyone you named is bothering to shit on your stories. Or even reads them (except the summaries you post to the forum and then never write up).

You are full of gas and have pulled PL in there with you--until you release her by doing the easy verify.

Let's make this clear. I don't give a crap about either of you. Don't lump me in with Mr. Wilson.

 

[sr71plt]

Are they green?

They might be, because I have the actual clutch of Green Es to go with them.

Fact is, PL, that it's JBJ and you who are on the bubble to verify this claim, which would be both easy and advantageous to JBJ to do. You haven't given any explanation on the evidence backing him up either. (I suspect you realize that you've been duped--that he PM'd you that he was so and so, and you swallowed it without verifying with so and so. If you did verify it and it's true, your ire right at this minute should be going to JBJ, who's hung you out to dry--and yourself for posting something you couldn't/won't evidence.)

The bottom line is that JAMESBJOHNSON has no green E stories, and therefore JAMESBJOHNSON is full of crap (as usual) to claim JAMESBJOHNSON has a green E. If he has an alt with a green E, let the alt verify it and that it's JBJ's alt--since he's the one who keeps claiming he has one. He's the one who has painted himself into this corner of questioned integrity.

I know the Internet is a playground, but, old stick in the mud me, I go with common sense even on the Internet.

 

[Swilly]

I know the Internet is a playground, but, old stick in the mud me, I go with common sense even on the Internet.

Lol. Lol. Yeah, right.

What's the old saying? You can't argue with a crazy mind?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

It is a rather transparent ploy, isn't it? Attempting to goad you into giving up an alt you don't want to give up is not witty in the least. This was a spy during the Vietnam war? No wonder we lost!

PILOT wont let it end if he see's the story, he'll dream up some other test, and then another. Its futile.

Frankly the green E surprised me as the story has plenty of flaws and isn't popular with readers. But its long, for me, and detailed far beyond what I usually do. I spent 5 years researching and writing it. The alt account features historical fiction more than strokers.

 

[Swilly]

I can't understand why he even gives a crap. All the green E means is that Laurel likes the story, right? She's just a person, just like thousands of others that vote on a story. Why get so worked up about it? It's a little sick.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

As I've never been last in the ratings on a FAWC contest (and you've never had the guts to enter one), there we have you and your integrity in a nutshell.

No pun intended but the first time your bloodshot eyeballs see NIGGER the jig will be up for my identity.

 

[sr71plt]

Actually, it's rather amusing to watch the three of you fumble around and try to throw flak up in the air in the face of common sense. Keep digging. Beijing is just a bit further down there.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I can't understand why he even gives a crap. All the green E means is that Laurel likes the story, right? She's just a person, just like thousands of others that vote on a story. Why get so worked up about it? It's a little sick.

Because it weakens his case that I'm a total zero.

 

[AMoveableBeast]

Next time, we need to have a FAWCM: Fiercely Antagonistic Writers Cage Match.

 

[sr71plt]

Because it weakens his case that I'm a total zero.

There we go again. It's your integrity that's zero and you keep digging that deeper with each post. That's not the total of you. Who reading this thread hasn't seen my nth note that your writing is good (just not erotica)?

You still win, though. The thread once again is all about you--that's your ultimate goal. And you're getting help from the PL and Swilly elves. You must be in eleventh heaven.

 

[sr71plt]

Next time, we need to have a FAWCM: Fiercely Antagonistic Writers Cage Match.

JBJ would give a one-line criticism of it--but he wouldn't actually show up. He, of course, would say he did, though.

(That said, I'm sure JBJ is quite pleased that you would trivialize the point. That's his schtick as well.)

 

[Swilly]

Next time, we need to have a FAWCM: Fiercely Antagonistic Writers Cage Match.

For reals? That would be awesome!

 

[stlgoddessfreya]

Next time, we need to have a FAWCM: Fiercely Antagonistic Writers Cage Match.

I can't think of any other way to pronounce that than "Fuck 'em."

I think the FAWC Poet Laureate has something he'd like to add...

hey you dumb fucker get lost

 

[Swilly]

There we go again. It's your integrity that's zero and you keep digging that deeper with each post. That's not the total of you. Who reading this thread hasn't seen my nth note that your writing is good (just not erotica)?

You still win, though. The thread once again is all about you--that's your ultimate goal. And you're getting help from the PL and Swilly elves. You must be in eleventh heaven.

I love how every person that disagrees with you is part of the clique of elves, out to destroy the great pilot.

You've never considered that you're the problem, huh? Perhaps you should.

 

[patientlee]

They might be, because I have the actual clutch of Green Es to go with them.

Fact is, PL, that it's JBJ and you who are on the bubble to verify this claim, which would be both easy and advantageous to JBJ to do. You haven't given any explanation on the evidence backing him up either. (I suspect you realize that you've been duped--that he PM'd you that he was so and so, and you swallowed it without verifying with so and so. If you did verify it and it's true, your ire right at this minute should be going to JBJ, who's hung you out to dry--and yourself for posting something you couldn't/won't evidence.)

The bottom line is that JAMESBJOHNSON has no green E stories, and therefore JAMESBJOHNSON is full of crap (as usual) to claim JAMESBJOHNSON has a green E. If he has an alt with a green E, let the alt verify it and that it's JBJ's alt--since he's the one who keeps claiming he has one. He's the one who has painted himself into this corner of questioned integrity.

I know the Internet is a playground, but, old stick in the mud me, I go with common sense even on the Internet.

This ridiculous spat is so tiresome. You are old men fighting like preschoolers over a happy meal toy.

Telling me I've been duped or that I'm gullible isn't going to make me mad so that I tell you which pocket JBJ has the green power ranger hidden in. My own children and students use tougher manipulation tactics on me. (Keeping calling it a clique too. I've always wanted to belong to one.)

I don't give a rat's ass about what is advantageous for JBJ, and I care less about his story getting trolled. I read a story that was excellent. Non-erotic, but excellent. Maybe he wrote it, maybe he didn't. I don't care. I'm still not telling you what it is, but ONLY because I said I wouldn't.

 

[AMoveableBeast]

I can't think of any other way to pronounce that than "Fuck 'em."

I think the FAWC Poet Laureate has something he'd like to add...

hey you dumb fucker get lost

You complete me.

 

[Swilly]

This ridiculous spat is so tiresome. You are old men fighting like preschoolers over a happy meal toy.

Telling me I've been duped or that I'm gullible isn't going to make me mad so that I tell you which pocket JBJ has the green power ranger hidden in. My own children and students use tougher manipulation tactics on me. (Keeping calling it a clique too. I've always wanted to belong to one.)

I don't give a rat's ass about what is advantageous for JBJ, and I care less about his story getting trolled. I read a story that was excellent. Non-erotic, but excellent. Maybe he wrote it, maybe he didn't. I don't care. I'm still not telling you what it is, but ONLY because I said I wouldn't.

And that integrity is why I put stock in what pl says.

It doesn't take a genius to see the kind of person she is.

 

[patientlee]

And that integrity is why I put stock in what pl says.

It doesn't take a genius to see the kind of person she is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg&sns=em